Capcom VS All Stars Mafia - Miracles don't exist (Mafia wins)

[Coricus]

I find it funny I was the only one to have what Opo said sink in with a wave of epiphany but just took ages to type while everyone argued in the meanwhile, LOL.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Still, it's pretty weird to have Felyne and not the Hunter...

We should keep our eyes on Opo. He might be trying to get away with a fake claim without us noticing it...

 

[Opossum]

Oh wow that's pretty interesting, nice to know that the characters weren't just limited to those who were playable.

We get it, Pokechu, you're the mayor.

 

[Z25]

*odd. And Pokechu you are claiming mayor?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Pokechu as the mayor?

I hope he doesn't put any laws where we're forced to "mingle" with him every night...

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Oh wow that's pretty interesting, nice to know that the characters weren't just limited to those who were playable.

How do you know he speaks the truth...?

...Although him possibly being a kitty makes me not want any harm to happen to him at all. Even if he's the ugliest cat I've ever seen.

"Meow."

 

[Opossum]

Still, it's pretty weird to have Felyne and not the Hunter...

We should keep our eyes on Opo. He might be trying to get away with a fake claim without us noticing it...

Dude, it's an almost-twenty person game. Why would I fake claim someone so seemingly out of synch with what people assumed the roster would be when I could have just stayed low?

How do you know he speaks the truth...?

...Although him possibly being a kitty makes me not want any harm to happen to him at all. Even if he's the ugliest cat I've ever seen.

"Meow."

Meow.

 

[Z25]

Huh did not know felyne was in new leaf

 

[Pokechu]

We get it, Pokechu, you're the mayor.

*odd. And Pokechu you are claiming mayor?

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RULE NUMBAH 1

If you don't like pickup lines, YOU GONE. Not allowed in MY town.

RULE NUMBAH 2

ENCOURAGE my pickup lines. Y'all know they make y'all tingle. We all know they're beautiful. ADMIT IT.

RULE NUMBAH 3

JOIN IN on the pickup lines. Or else I'll kick you out. This town ain't big enough for the two of us.

I'm enforcing these rules with an IRON FIST. EmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrass

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Dude, it's an almost-twenty person game. Why would I fake claim someone so seemingly out of synch with what people assumed the roster would be when I could have just stayed low?

... I guess you have a point.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

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RULE NUMBAH 1

If you don't like pickup lines, YOU GONE. Not allowed in MY town.

RULE NUMBAH 2

ENCOURAGE my pickup lines. Y'all know they make y'all tingle. We all know they're beautiful. ADMIT IT.

RULE NUMBAH 3

JOIN IN on the pickup lines. Or else I'll kick you out. This town ain't big enough for the two of us.

I'm enforcing these rules with an IRON FIST. EmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrass

Whatever you say...




cutie pie~

 

[Natz~]

How's... the town. The weather in the town. Ahem. How's the weather on this day... phase? AHEM.

Oh excuse me. *wipes sweaty palms on pants*

What angel rank are you? Wait... crap, that's not right.

WHAT CAPCOM CHARACTER ARE YOU? There we go I'll go with that.

lol there we go

anyway i'll just repeat what i said to swamp i debuted playable status in MVC3 :V

 

[Natz~]

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RULE NUMBAH 1

If you don't like pickup lines, YOU GONE. Not allowed in MY town.

RULE NUMBAH 2

ENCOURAGE my pickup lines. Y'all know they make y'all tingle. We all know they're beautiful. ADMIT IT.

RULE NUMBAH 3

JOIN IN on the pickup lines. Or else I'll kick you out. This town ain't big enough for the two of us.

I'm enforcing these rules with an IRON FIST. EmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrass

......what the hell have i come back to

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

......what the hell have i come back to

Hell.

...or Heaven, if you have no standards

 

[Coricus]

How do you know he speaks the truth...?

...Although him possibly being a kitty makes me not want any harm to happen to him at all. Even if he's the ugliest cat I've ever seen.

"Meow."

CRAP I HAVE THE PERFECT COMIC SAVED FOR THIS AND SMASHBOARDS IS ON FIRE

 

[Natz~]

Hell.

...or Heaven, if you have no standards

i have all the god damn standard

 

[Pokechu]

Hell.

...or Heaven, if you have no standards

VOTE: THE (very) STOOPID UNIKORN, as you have HURT the MAYOR'S feelings. :^(

 

[Opossum]

......what the hell have i come back to

Pokechu turned the town into a brothel.

 

[A Distant Demon]

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RULE NUMBAH 1

If you don't like pickup lines, YOU GONE. Not allowed in MY town.

RULE NUMBAH 2

ENCOURAGE my pickup lines. Y'all know they make y'all tingle. We all know they're beautiful. ADMIT IT.

RULE NUMBAH 3

JOIN IN on the pickup lines. Or else I'll kick you out. This town ain't big enough for the two of us.

I'm enforcing these rules with an IRON FIST. EmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrassEmbarrass

Vote: Pokechu

We can elect a new mayor

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

VOTE: THE (very) STOOPID UNIKORN, as you have HURT the MAYOR'S feelings. :^(

But I also called you cutie pie.

Who else around here complimented you?

 

[Pokechu]

But I also called you cutie pie.

Who else around here complimented you?

awwww good point sugarcube <3 xoxo Embarrass

UNVOTE: THE HOT UNIKORN
VOTE: ZEB~ >:V

 

[A Distant Demon]

awwww good point sugarcube <3 xoxo Embarrass

UNVOTE: THE HOT UNIKORN
VOTE: ZEB~ >:V

I would rather die with honor than sufferunder a cruel tyrant.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

awwww good point sugarcube <3 xoxo Embarrass

Thanks~

I regret everything...

 

[Pokechu]

I would rather die with honor than sufferunder a cruel tyrant.

That's exactly why I'm not voting you.

UNVOTE: ZEB

Instead, I'll suffocate and kill you with my love... tonight, babe. We'll have tons of fun together...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I would rather die with honor than sufferunder a cruel tyrant.

There's no honor when dying by his hand though.

Especially since the last things you'll hear will be a pick-up line

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Instead, I'll suffocate and kill you with my love... tonight, babe. We'll have tons of fun together...

I thought what we had in the last game was special.

I even slid in for you...

 

[Natz~]

Thanks~

I regret everything...

you still have your katt

 

[Pokechu]

I thought what we had in the last game was special.

I even slid in for you...

Wait, it's 2018... isn't polygamy okay? I thought you'd be fine with it...

oh no! I have made a terrible mistake! :^(

VOTE POKECHU

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

you still have your katt

Katt doesn't mingle... she stabs...

 

[Holder of the Heel]

That's exactly why I'm not voting you.

UNVOTE: ZEB

Instead, I'll suffocate and kill you with my love... tonight, babe. We'll have tons of fun together...

MUST... RESIST... URGE... TO LYNCH...!

 

[vaanrose]

Dude, it's an almost-twenty person game. Why would I fake claim someone so seemingly out of synch with what people assumed the roster would be when I could have just stayed low?

Because then there's less risk of claiming a character in use by someone else.

 

[A Distant Demon]

There's no honor when dying by his hand though.

Especially since the last things you'll hear will be a pick-up line

Well. . .technically Edgeworth is doing the duty and that man is honorable AF

 

[Natz~]

Katt doesn't mingle... she stabs...

she mingles and stabs only to specific people

 

[Pokechu]

MUST... RESIST... URGE... TO LYNCH...!

Awww you're one of my FAVORITES Embarrass

Don't worry, you'll get your own slice of me tonight too...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Wait, it's 2018... isn't polygamy okay? I thought you'd be fine with it...

oh no! I have made a terrible mistake! :^(

VOTE POKECHU

Can't be a mafia game without someone voting for himself :V

Well. . .technically Edgeworth is doing the duty and that man is honorable AF

Fair point.

she mingles and stabs only to specific people

You picky girl...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Awww you're one of my FAVORITES Embarrass

Don't worry, you'll get your own slice of me tonight too...

Just lemme ask you this now, Pokechu...

Are you a succubus?

 

[Natz~]

You picky girl...

your the only one who gets both though.....

 

[Pokechu]

Well. . .technically Edgeworth is doing the duty and that man is honorable AF

Don't worry. I'll make a Sliding In~ PM, just for you. Embarrass

XOXO

Just lemme ask you this now, Pokechu...

Are you a succubus?

Shhh! Don't ruin the surprise!

When it's your turn then it won't be as fun

 

[Opossum]

Because then there's less risk of claiming a character in use by someone else.

But why paint that target on my head if there was no reason to claim? That's the thing.

Regardless, is anyone else a Monster Hunter character?

 

[Coricus]

Well. . .technically Edgeworth is doing the duty and that man is honorable AF

He lives by the honor of the samurai, one might say.

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