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California Smash: The Smasher version of "California Gurls"

ConnorTheKid

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So Mango and I were bored today and made the lyrics. It was pretty fun to make lol

Lucky Dogg: Greetings *****es, let's go to a tourney

Verse 1 (Mango Perry):
I know a place where the smash is always ****
**** wet and wild
There must be somethin' in the gamecubes
Sipping Mikey's
Laying down at ****in' Dunk's house
The noobs
Break there hands
Trying to get as good (as us)

You could travel the U.S.
But nothing comes close to Mango's coast
Once you smash with us
You'll be fallin' in love
Oooooh oh oooooh

Chorus (Mango Perry):
California smash we're so amazing
Blue *** jeans with t-shirts on top
**** tech skill so hot we'll melt your controller
Oooooh oh oooooh

California smash we're all unbeatable
Always on point we got it on lock
Mango's coast represent
Now put your controllers up
Oooooh oh oooooh

Verse 2 (Mango Perry):
Smash on the beach
We don't mind sand in our controllers
We **** in our cars
Lady GaGa on the radio (oh oh)

You could travel the U.S.
But nothing comes close to **** *** Fresh coast
Once you smash with us
You'll be fallin' in love
Oooooh oh oooooh

Chorus (Mango Perry):
California smash we're so amazing
Blue *** jeans with t-shirts on top
**** tech skill so hot we'll melt your controller
Oooooh oh oooooh

California smash we're all unbeatable
Always on point we got it on lock
Fresh coast represent
Now put your controllers up
Oooooh oh oooooh

Verse 3 (Snoop Dogg):
Chill, cool
Legit and proud
Turn down Dreamland; ****'s too loud
****, **** West coast these are the smashers I love the most
I mean the ones
I mean like they're the ones
****'em
Hug'em
They're the ones

They're all freaks
They all drive ****ty cars
I'm okay
I won't play
I love the Bay
Just like I love L.A.
Dunk's House
and Cam's House
Smash time is everything

All of us hanging out
All of HugS' *** hanging out (LOL)
No bikinis, zucchinis martinis
All weenies
Just The King and Mango Queenie
Melee my lady (yeah)
You're rapin' here baby (uh huh)
I'm all up on ya
'Cuz you representin' California

Chorus (Mango Perry):
California smash we're so amazing
Blue *** jeans with t-shirts on top
**** tech skill so hot we'll melt your controller
Oooooh oh oooooh

California smash we're all unbeatable
Always on point we got it on lock
Mango's coast represent
Now put your controllers up
Oooooh oh oooooh

Lucky Dogg:
(Californiaaa, Californiaaa) California smashers man I wish they all could be California smashers
(Californiaaa) I really wish you all could be California smashers (Californiaaa, smash)

If you don't know what this is a parody to, listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwE-SLnLkqY&feature=avmsc2
 
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