Bullying Seagulls!

[Pustulio]

Okay now before you try any of these tricks make sure you don't do it in Utah, that's the state bird and people get really pissed off!

1. Get a loaf of bread and soak it in vodka, toss it to the seagulls, they will get drunk, when they fly they will run into each other, make weird patterns and eventually smack into something and die.

2. Feed them a hot dog bun with lead weights in it, when they take off they will fall back down, then eventualy die of lead poisoning.

3. Toss a carrot, a seagull will pick it up and fly off, realizing it can't swallow it it let's go, then another one catches it in midair and the same thing happens, it becomes an endless chain of carrot dropping.

4. Knock them down by throwing grapes at them, it's fun!

5. Give them some bread soaked in soda, the carbonation will blow up their stomach because they can't belch.

 

[valtiel]

hahaha wow thats mean and funny all at the same time! GOTTA try some time.

 

[commonyoshi]

6. Throw some bread pieces at them. Then, throw a lit cigarette butt.

Note: I did this, but it wasn't on purpose. And the cigarette butt I found on the floor.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

7. Cover your entire body in honey and make SURE to stick dynamite in the crack of your a**.

 

[Crimson King]

Feed them alka seltzer. Their stomachs rupture and they die a pretty painful death.

 

[Xsyven]

Feed them alka seltzer. Their stomachs rupture and they die a pretty painful death.

I used to do that when I was in middle school. We found a dead seagull the next day-- but we don't know if it was due to our murderous ways.

Okay now before you try any of these tricks make sure you don't do it in Utah, that's the state bird and people get really pissed off!

I'm from Utah, and I hate seagulls...

 

[Pustulio]

I mean like up where I am is like northern Utah area and those guys don't appreciate it, when we go to Bear Lake we usaully go over to the Idaho shore and we do stuff to the Seagulls.
I've done the alka seltzer thing with beta fish it's funny when that happens to.

 

[Cupcakes]

You guys are hilarious. I still wouldn't do any of these things, though.

 

[Pustulio]

How come? It's even funnier when you actually see it happen, in another thread I told people about the time I put a cat in the microwave.

 

[Cupcakes]

A cat in the microwave??? What is wrong with you?

 

[agentli]

Should this be renamed the Official Animal Cruelty thread? I mean putting the Official in front makes it moral, right?

peeps in the microwave?

 

[Seed of Sorrow]

Wow, shame on you.

 

[Cupcakes]

Next he's gonna put a dog in the oven, to get a hot dog!!!

Aha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Whooh! heh heh...... meh...

 

[agentli]

Watch, soon this is going to turn into a forum game. We'll choose random animals for Pustilio to put in the microwave and he's going to send us pictures....

*vomit*

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

Next he's gonna put a dog in the oven, to get a hot dog!!!

Aha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Whooh! heh heh...... meh...

Please get the f*** off my internet.

 

[falco_4_life]

How come? It's even funnier when you actually see it happen, in another thread I told people about the time I put a cat in the microwave.

**** u one crueal person. i would do the things to the seagulls, i even threw some cats around to see if they would always land on their feet, but i would never put a cat n a microwave.

 

[Red Exodus]

Put a roach in for 99 minutes lol.

 

[valtiel]

ewww a roach! that sucker would pop!

 

[thecheat]

I made a device out of a cut off bottle top, a balloon, a rubber band, and a stick of hot glue. It doesnt sound like much, but it is a little faster than your standard air soft gun. I just load in a pointy object (usually a sunflower seed) and let it fly.

 

[Crimson King]

I guess no one got the sarcasm in mine.

Just saying, but torturing and killing animals is a sign of a serial killer.

 

[notftomearth7]

**** u one crueal person. i would do the things to the seagulls, i even threw some cats around to see if they would always land on their feet, but i would never put a cat n a microwave.

You think that's bad? Try these for size (all done by a friend of a friend)

1. He through his cat down the stairs for pooping on his PS2
2. He bashed his cat into a mirror.
Among others

 

[Link-NY]

Okay now before you try any of these tricks make sure you don't do it in Utah, that's the state bird and people get really pissed off!

1. Get a loaf of bread and soak it in vodka, toss it to the seagulls, they will get drunk, when they fly they will run into each other, make weird patterns and eventually smack into something and die.

2. Feed them a hot dog bun with lead weights in it, when they take off they will fall back down, then eventualy die of lead poisoning.

3. Toss a carrot, a seagull will pick it up and fly off, realizing it can't swallow it it let's go, then another one catches it in midair and the same thing happens, it becomes an endless chain of carrot dropping.

4. Knock them down by throwing grapes at them, it's fun!

5. Give them some bread soaked in soda, the carbonation will blow up their stomach because they can't belch.

Funny..\o/!... buy your still one sick mother ****er ><PS: What happends if a carbonated seagull explodes next to a person? =x

 

[Pustulio]

I would most certainly laugh my hiney off! Dear lord another fun animal to mess with are sheep. They're so stupid it's funny. I don't do too much, I usually just scare the piss out of them and have some fun meaning that I have fun doing so.

 

[Dodongo]

I'd like to have the above post put on the record as possible evidence that Pustulio has sex with sheep. Thank you.

 

[Seed of Sorrow]

".....[Pustulio] found a lodgment for his point and began to push till he was leaning with his whole weight. The spear moved forward inch by inch and the terrified squealing became a high pitched scream"

-lotf

 

[pikachun00b7]

What happends if a carbonated seagull explodes next to a person?

Then the pwnage begins.

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

".....[Pustulio] found a lodgment for his point and began to push till he was leaning with his whole weight. The spear moved forward inch by inch and the terrified squealing became a high pitched scream"

-lotf

*Walking away*..............


I love the Alka Seltzer trick.

Those birds got mindgamez'd. XD