rampant_apart
Smash Apprentice
(**Note: The score of this game, which is “two stars (out of four)” has been decided with much scientific thought. The rampant and somewhat embarrassing Nintendo fetishism discussed at forensic lengths in this review is responsible for the game being docked six stars, bringing it to a negative two stars (out of four) on our scale; the fact that I have played this game for several hours every day since its release with a gaggle of dudes who just don’t give a **** about Luigi’s canonical significance, and I have not yet gotten bored of it, adds four stars to the score, bringing it up to a positive two stars (out of four). So there you have it.)
That basically sounds like, "I've enjoyed this game like a four star game.
BUT.
I'm going to take six stars off, because fans of Nintendo will like it, and that's a bad thing."
Pardon me if I don't accept this as "scientific thought."
That basically sounds like, "I've enjoyed this game like a four star game.
BUT.
I'm going to take six stars off, because fans of Nintendo will like it, and that's a bad thing."
Pardon me if I don't accept this as "scientific thought."