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How about Super Princess Peach?I can turn any game violent and competitive.
Needs moar dewd.Bowser: Hey Ganny, check out these silly taunts I came up with! I could just do this for hours. Heeheehee! I just like to pretend like I'm some sort of tiger! Or, or like a hungry lion or something! It's so delightful to make believe.
Ganandorf: Oh! I ever so concur old friend, this taunting is really a gas. Sometimes I wonder if there was more for me, but then I just laugh, because what else could be more fun and interesting than showing off my taunts all day?
[crate falls from sky]
Bowser: Heavens to Murgatroid! A crate of whimsical fun has dropped from the sky!
Ganandorf: That must have been sent from jebus above so that we could learn the fun of sharing. You just wait right here Bowsie while I go and open the crate, then we can share all the magical goodness it has to offer!
Bowser: I do love a good sharing session.
[ganandorf goes to box and lifts it up]
Ganandorf: Now stand clear Bowsie. We wouldn't want you to end up in the path of this box when I throw it, now would we?
Bowser: Heavens no! I could get hurt Ganny!
[Ganondorf tosses box carefully between him and Bowser. Box breaks and reveals fun surprises (items) inside]
Bowser [squeals with delight]: Oh joy! These playthings are astonishingly marvelous Ganny!
[Bowswer picks up light saber]
Bowser: Hey look at me! I am Lucas Skywalkster! beeew! beeew! Hahahaha. What fun.
Ganandorf: Well it's all fun and games until someone gets decapitated my sweet Bowsie. Watch out with that thing or someone could become seriously injured. And we wouldn't want that now would we?
Bowser: I wouldn't dream of Ganny! You’re right I don’t even want to play with this any more now that I realize it could end up with one of us getting hurt. Oh dear Ganny! That looks like it could be a bomb or something. Bombs explode Ganny! Hold me.
Ganandorf: There’s no way this bomb is going to ruin our fun. It’s just so careless that it really steams my beans though. Don’t worry, Bowsie, I’ll take care of this.
[Ganandorf gingerly approaches bomb, and picks it up then throws it off the ledge. The bomb explodes far below]
Bowser: Someone really could have gotten hurt with that one. Jebus really needs to make sure no bombs make their way into our parcels of fun.
Ganandorf: Well now that that’s over with, let’s proceed with fun.
Bowser: Yeah! Let’s play “who can give the best compliment” because that way everyone wins!
Ganandorf: Yay!