The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
No...Oi, Uni, did you see that story I made about you last night?
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No...Oi, Uni, did you see that story I made about you last night?
In short, your entire species were hunted for game and sport till you the very last one fell down into some ice and froze. A hundred maybe thousand years later an research team thawed you out and you murdered them for it, then you continued genocide until you eventually met two siblings (me and katt) which stopped you from me dousing you in oil and katt lighting you on fire burning down you and the house and your rampage. . . supposedlyNo...
No...
Long ago, there was a very special breed of horses. Majestic, elegant, graceful... These were unicorns. They had lived a peaceful life among humans for a millennium.
But eventually, humans grew greedy. They destroyed many unicorns and used their fur as material for whatever creations they could make. Eventually, there was only one unicorn left.
As it was surrounded by humans at an icy ledge, the final unicorn had fallen backwards and fell into the icy ravine. The humans gave up trying to get it; it would be impossible to get it then.
Years went by.
A pair of young explorers had been exploring the planet, trying to discover new land for their research. Eventually, they came across a large block of ice in what was once a frozen ravine. They heated and unthawed it to reveal what seemed to be a horse.
A month later, the creature regained consciousness. It saw one of the explorers and stabbed it immedietly with it's horn in a fit of rage. When the other explorer came out and saw his friend ran through by the animal, he panicked and tried to call for help on his cellular device. As soon as the call got through, the beast impaled the youth with great force. He dropped the phone and it broke.
This beast was... No, is the last unicorn.
In order to honor his race, the unicorn changed his name to Unikorn. He set out to have revenge against the humans for everything that they've done to him.
Victim after victim... Death after death... Unikorn's killing spree was out of control. Nobody was safe. Not the angel, not the phantoms, not even the ploppers.
Eventually, Unikorn found two new potential victims. He rammed into their house as the two soon-to-be victims turned their heads towards the door in shock. Unikorn ran towards the male as fast as he could, fully intending to impale him.
"No!" the girl said, pulling him out of the way. The girl pulled out a lighter and the boy pulled out a barrel of oil that they kept safe in case an emergency such as this were to happen.
The male quickly opened the barrel and dumped it over the unicorn before it could react. Meanwhile, the girl did what she did best: burning things alive.
Unikorn felt heat. Unikorn felt what may as well have been the sun on him, for he was as hot as could be, being on fire; an exact opposite of what he felt his first defeat. He ran around the house in a last ditch effort to burn the siblings down as well as himself. Luckily for the humans, they had an escape route reasy just in case something terrible like this ever happened.
As the two escaped, they looked behind them to see their house burning down behind them, as well as Unikorn putting in one final effort to survive. Tragically, he failed.
The species of unicorn had become extinct once again.
That wasn't so much of a scary story as much as it was an action story, but I digress.
I like what you're putting on the table here.Stay tuned for the sequel, where Unikorn the Persistent was revealed to have survived the fire by using the third sibling as a sheild
(they have another brother)
Poor kyler. . .Stay tuned for the sequel, where Unikorn the Persistent was revealed to have survived the fire by using the third sibling as a sheild
(they have another brother)
Devil May Plop The Stoopid Unikorn The plot twists are too hot to handle!I like what you're putting on the table here.
Unikorn doesn't care about the rules!Wouldn't non-Smashboards people have immunity to such dangers?
Well that's not very pure of heart....Unikorn doesn't care about the rules!
Smashboards or not, you're on his kill list!
Humans destroyed Unikorn's entire race...Well that's not very pure of heart....
Doesn't justify wiping all of them out when many are completely innocent and had no involvement with that near-genocide.Humans destroyed Unikorn's entire race...
Doesn't seem to be very "pure of heart" either, huh?
I don't see why not148
Wouldn't non-Smashboards people have immunity to such dangers?
I get the joke.
I haven't thought of it much. I was gonna get to that later.Devil May Plop So have you figured out what my definitive trope is yet?
It's ok. I can wait.I haven't thought of it much. I was gonna get to that later.
But we're just getting warmed up
THEY MUST ALL DIE!Doesn't justify wiping all of them out when many are completely innocent and had no involvement with that near-genocide.
Or maybe you'll just get fired...Maybe tonight I'll get fired up for another story...
Except common sense and realityBut we're just getting warmed up
THEY MUST ALL DIE!
THE UNIKORN IS THIRSTY FOR VENGEANCE WITH A SIDE OF BLOOD!
NOTHING CAN STOP HIM!
I already have been. Why else do you think there are never any lights on in my house? I can't pay the electric...Or maybe you'll just get fired...
Common sense is so rare that it's a superpower nowadaysExcept common sense and reality
(Cutting the post mid-sentence? That's just genius! )I already have been. Why else do you think there are never any lights on in my house? I can't pay the electric...
And that's why it kills you, and alao why you'll never succeedCommon sense is so rare that it's a superpower nowadays
(Cutting the post mid-sentence? That's just genius! )
Why are you even defending them, Wolfen?And that's why it kills you, and alao why you'll never succeed
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S BACK!Plop Lv.4
Back when I was 4 years old, I broke my face open, requiring 4 stitches to close. This happened on the 4th of July in 2004.172
....what exactly is your history with the number 4?
Why not?Why is there a unikorn running loose?