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The Stoopid Unikorn

The Stoopid Unikorn

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♦Æ♦|Ken said:
...Link... That's so insensitive of you. I can't believe you would cheat on such a lovely woman as her.

Zelda... I just-

You just what? And here I actually thought you were a decent man... You were my hero, my savior... You fought against Ganondorf and you freed Hyrule, and I thought you were worthy of courting a princess... And now I stand here and found out you were already dating another woman?!

*she sighs*

...As flattered as I am about this... This doesn't even meet my standards of a man. ...You better hope Malon forgives you after this. And given the look on her face right now, your chances of forgiveness are hanging by a thread.

*lets him free and he drops to the ground*

...If I ever see you in my castle again, you will be sent to the dungeons.

*teleports away, leaving Link with Malon*
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-just looks at him, furious and crying, pitchfork in hand-

What's wrong with you, fairy boy? Why did you never tell me? :crying:
 
Kneutronic

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UNiK0ЯИ ♞ said:
Well, now I'm mad and neither of those two things you said!

Seriously, how could you possibly think that cheating on me was a good idea?
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...Ok, I'll be honest with you...

...Zelda was the woman I wanted the whole time... She's just so... So beautiful and magical, as if she was from another world entirely...

But... She had standards, and I heard she was rather picky with her men... When Navi presented me with a chance to go out on a journey... I saw this as my chance to win her heart...

*every word Link says is just another dagger to Malon's heart, and it starts to flood him with guilt*
 
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♦Æ♦|Ken said:
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...Ok, I'll be honest with you...

...Zelda was the woman I wanted the whole time... She's just so... So beautiful and magical, as if she was from another world entirely...

But... She had standards, and I heard she was rather picky with her men... When Navi presented me with a chance to go out on a journey... I saw this as my chance to win her heart...

*every word Link says is just another dagger to Malon's heart, and it starts to flood him with guilt*
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That's just messed up.
 
The Stoopid Unikorn

The Stoopid Unikorn

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♦Æ♦|Ken said:
...Ok, I'll be honest with you...

...Zelda was the woman I wanted the whole time... She's just so... So beautiful and magical, as if she was from another world entirely...

But... She had standards, and I heard she was rather picky with her men... When Navi presented me with a chance to go out on a journey... I saw this as my chance to win her heart...

*every word Link says is just another dagger to Malon's heart, and it starts to flood him with guilt*
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So...you've never loved me...

-crying-
 
Natz~

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...i kind of want to nuke the thread now...

but...not to ruin this...continue...please, i'll nuke it when its over
 
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and this rp just reminded me that I have a bit of sour History with cheating that I'd rather not get into.. Also I'm going to go to bed..
 
Natz~

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Fluttershy said:
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and this rp just reminded me that I have a bit of sour History with cheating that I'd rather not get into.. Also I'm going to go to bed..
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wait? what? you got cheated on random person? awwww...poor guy (whoapperentlywantstocallhimselfafemalelikeaweirdo)
 
The Stoopid Unikorn

The Stoopid Unikorn

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♦Æ♦|Ken said:
...Well, I... I started to feel something for you.

...I was still dead serious on trying to get Zelda, but I started to feel something for you...

...Malon, I just... I regret lying to her about you...
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H-How could I believe you after what you did?

For all I know, you could be cheating on me with another girl, maybe even another princess...
 
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