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*Link is sitting on the end of the bed as Zelda comes over to him*

...Link...? Are you ok?

Yeah... Just thinking...

...What are you thinking about?

...It's really nothing you should be concerned of...
 

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...You can tell me, Linky... It's ok...

...Trust me, you don't want to know...
 

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...Do you want to go for a walk around town to clear your head?

...Yeah, that sounds good. *smiles a bit*
 

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*they walk out into the courtyard, and Link catches a glimpse of red hair, making him freeze a bit*

...Are you ok?
 

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...I'm fine, Zelda...

Are you sure? You look like you've seen a Poe...

...I don't like to be out at night?


Ok, Link, seriously, what are you hiding?

... ...
 

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*he soon caves*

...I'm seeing someone else.

*Zelda stands there, in shock*

I was going out with Malon before we decided to see each other... And, uh... ...I kinda didn't get to tell her we were broken up...

...You what? You're still seeing her?!
 
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Well, she was all happy and caring for me, and... I didn't want to tell her I never wanted to see her again...

Why DID you want to break up with her?

She-

You WHAT?!

-had completely forgotten she was hiding-
...Oh, sh**.

*tries to run but Zelda holds him still with magic*

You wait.
 
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The Stoopid Unikorn

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Well, she was all happy and caring for me, and... I didn't want to tell her I never wanted to see her again...

Why DID you want to break up with her?

She-


...Oh, sh**.

*tries to run but Zelda holds him still with magic*

You wait.
-shows herself-

Yeah! You've got a lot of explaining to do, fairy boy. :glare:
 

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-shows herself-

Yeah! You've got a lot of explaining to do, fairy boy. :glare:
...Malon... I was just... I have to admit, getting to see all the horses was the main reason I came to the ranch so long ago. I heard good things! ...I only really saw you as a friend, and I liked your cheerfulness and love for animals... ...But I didn't expect you to fall in love with me...
 

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...Malon... I was just... I have to admit, getting to see all the horses was the main reason I came to the ranch so long ago. I heard good things! ...I only really saw you as a friend, and I liked your cheerfulness and love for animals... ...But I didn't expect you to fall in love with me...
Are...are you saying that you don't love me? :sadeyes:
 

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...Link... That's so insensitive of you. I can't believe you would cheat on such a lovely woman as her.

Zelda... I just-

You just what? And here I actually thought you were a decent man... You were my hero, my savior... You fought against Ganondorf and you freed Hyrule, and I thought you were worthy of courting a princess... And now I stand here and found out you were already dating another woman?!

*she sighs*

...As flattered as I am about this... This doesn't even meet my standards of a man. ...You better hope Malon forgives you after this. And given the look on her face right now, your chances of forgiveness are hanging by a thread.

*lets him free and he drops to the ground*

...If I ever see you in my castle again, you will be sent to the dungeons.

*teleports away, leaving Link with Malon*
 
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