Official Bob-Omg Social: Count to 300 bob-ombs!

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"gets the medkit"

Don't.

He needs to die!

 

[A10theHero]

148
I think stitches will be more effective than a bandage, Subby

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hey, SG, while you're at it, you mind scooping me up some of that sweet, sweet bone marrow?

You can always kill Ken if you want some

 

[Kneutronic]

150 SRDs are not amused.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

151 bob-ombs

 

[A10theHero]

151 monsters in my pocket + 1 lawsuit

 

[KingofPhantoms]

153

144
Well, my GC controller is starting to give out. I was playing on For Glory and it kept messing with my inputs. This happened a few times in the past before, but it's become more severe this time around. It is about 13 years old anyways.

Well it is close to Christmas, so there's a chance you could replace it soon.

 

[A10theHero]

154

Well it is close to Christmas, so there's a chance you could replace it soon.

Yeah, that's probably what I'm gonna do.

 

[Substitution]

Just wait until you lose all your blood

...But I don't have blood. Unless fluff is a thing now.

155

 

[Smudges]

You can always kill Ken if you want some

Ken? I don't know if I want to harvest it from HIM... He's ok....
I need this stuff pretty badly...

I just realized that I have absolutely no idea what I want for Christmas...
Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe I have EVERYTHING already
But probably not...

156

 

[Blossom ✿]

122 bob-ombs

So when is the bob-omb thread Hunger Games gonna happen?

I'm getting it set up right now. I'll post the contestants once I'm finished setting it up.

157

 

[Kneutronic]

158

Ken? I don't know if I want to harvest it from HIM... He's ok....
I need this stuff pretty badly...

I just realized that I have absolutely no idea what I want for Christmas...
Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe I have EVERYTHING already
But probably not...

Just FYI, if you kill me, you will die.

No exceptions.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ken? I don't know if I want to harvest it from HIM... He's ok....
I need this stuff pretty badly...

He's a strong kid and I'm sure he'll satisfy your needs.

...But I don't have blood. Unless fluff is a thing now.

Eh. Close enough

 

[Smudges]

He's a strong kid and I'm sure he'll satisfy your needs.

*Smacks Lips*

Just FYI, if you kill me, you will die.

No exceptions.

*Stops*

On second thought, maybe I can just grab a sandwich

I'm getting it set up right now. I'll post the contestants once I'm finished setting it up.

Can I join? That'd be swell.

160

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I'm getting it set up right now. I'll post the contestants once I'm finished setting it up.

Prediction: In an ironic twist, I actually DON'T die

 

[KingofPhantoms]

162

Hunger Games hype.

(I don't expect to live in it for long)

 

[Smudges]

Prediction: I die like a fool midway through OR I'm hounded the entire time by one contestant until they kill me (SG, I'm looking at you. Don't you dare)
163

 

[Kneutronic]

164

*Stops*

On second thought, maybe I can just grab a sandwich

Good karma on you, Smudge.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*Smacks Lips*

*Stops*

On second thought, maybe I can just grab a sandwich

But Smudges, look at him! He looks so fresh and tasty!

How can you possibly let such a potentially delicious meal just run in the wild?

 

[Smudges]

Good karma on you, Smudge.

But Smudges, look at him!

He's so tasty and fresh! How can you possibly let such a delicious meal just run in the wild?

Um... Ah...
There are too many conflicting MESSAGES!

166

 

[Blossom ✿]

167
Alright, I've got all the contestants for the simulation, I'll post the results of the bloodbath and first day in a bit.

Can I join? That'd be swell.

Don't worry, I included you.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Um... Ah...
There are too many conflicting MESSAGES!

166

Do it...

 

[Smudges]

Don't worry, I included you.

Hey-O! Thanks!
168

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

169

Do it, Smudges...

 

[Kneutronic]

170 SRDs are getting less and less amused.

Don't take Shia's advice.

 

[Smudges]

171

But-but-but... *Eyes land on Aken*
But...
BUT.... I'm sure he wouldn't mind
!!!!!
What the hell am I doing?!

OHOHOH. What's an SRD, and whos Shia?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Shut up, SnacKenNeutron

 

[Blossom ✿]

Spoiler: The Bloodbath

Spoiler: Day 1

Here we go, I expect this to get really stupid later on.

173

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

But-but-but... *Eyes land on Aken*
But...
BUT.... I'm sure he wouldn't mind
!!!!!
What the hell am I doing?!

Kill first, ask questions later

 

[Smudges]

I think it's time to end this little Slaughter-sesh

Prepare for Anticlimatic end:

*Lifts up knife*
Ok, I'm doing it...
I'm going to do it...
I'm doing it. I'm doing it!
I'm doing it I'm doing it I'm ---
*Poof*

(That is actually what he says before he stabs the toaster)
173 Happy ending for everyone but me. I've got 3rd degree burns, and the true mastermind gets away.

 

[Kneutronic]

176 suicides.

OHOHOH. What's an SRD, and whos Shia?

SRD stands for Surprise Rainbow Dash.

...You're joking, right?

Spoiler: DO IT!

Spoiler: The Bloodbath

Spoiler: Day 1

Here we go, I expect this to get really stupid later on.

...I'm a part of this?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I told you guys that Smudges was just a foolish weakling.

His temptation and hunger burned him inside and out...

 

[Smudges]

...You're joking, right?

But I don't want to kill people. I don't need to stoop to Sg's level

Holy Sh*t, @LuigiMastər0 , you monster.

AEM begs for LuigiMaster0 to kill him. He refuses, keeping AEM alive.

 

[Blossom ✿]

...I'm a part of this?

Yes. Yes you are.

179

 

[KingofPhantoms]

180

I actually survived the first day? Whoo!

 

[Kneutronic]

181

But I don't want to kill people. I don't need to stoop to Sg's level

I was answering your question.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

But I don't want to kill people. I don't need to stoop to Sg's level

And that's why you'll never be happy...

After all, you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

183 Bob-ombs.

 

[Smudges]

And that's why you'll never be happy...

After all, you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"

Smudges was just a foolish weakling.

#SmudgesIsAFraud

Also, I've found a very VERY accurate representation of you, Sg

Spoiler: Can't have slaughter without laughter

184

 

[Kneutronic]

185

Yes. Yes you are.

...Welp.