Official Bob-Omg Social: Count to 300 bob-ombs!

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"gets the medkit"

Don't.

He needs to die!

 

[A10theHero]

148
I think stitches will be more effective than a bandage, Subby

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hey, SG, while you're at it, you mind scooping me up some of that sweet, sweet bone marrow?

You can always kill Ken if you want some

 

[Kneutronic]

150 SRDs are not amused.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

151 bob-ombs

 

[A10theHero]

151 monsters in my pocket + 1 lawsuit

 

[KingofPhantoms]

153

144
Well, my GC controller is starting to give out. I was playing on For Glory and it kept messing with my inputs. This happened a few times in the past before, but it's become more severe this time around. It is about 13 years old anyways.

Well it is close to Christmas, so there's a chance you could replace it soon.

 

[A10theHero]

154

Well it is close to Christmas, so there's a chance you could replace it soon.

Yeah, that's probably what I'm gonna do.

 

[Substitution]

Just wait until you lose all your blood

...But I don't have blood. Unless fluff is a thing now.

155

 

[Smudges]

You can always kill Ken if you want some

Ken? I don't know if I want to harvest it from HIM... He's ok....
I need this stuff pretty badly...

I just realized that I have absolutely no idea what I want for Christmas...
Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe I have EVERYTHING already
But probably not...

156

 

[Blossom ✿]

122 bob-ombs

So when is the bob-omb thread Hunger Games gonna happen?

I'm getting it set up right now. I'll post the contestants once I'm finished setting it up.

157

 

[Kneutronic]

158

Ken? I don't know if I want to harvest it from HIM... He's ok....
I need this stuff pretty badly...

I just realized that I have absolutely no idea what I want for Christmas...
Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe I have EVERYTHING already
But probably not...

Just FYI, if you kill me, you will die.

No exceptions.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ken? I don't know if I want to harvest it from HIM... He's ok....
I need this stuff pretty badly...

He's a strong kid and I'm sure he'll satisfy your needs.

...But I don't have blood. Unless fluff is a thing now.

Eh. Close enough

 

[Smudges]

He's a strong kid and I'm sure he'll satisfy your needs.

*Smacks Lips*

Just FYI, if you kill me, you will die.

No exceptions.

*Stops*

On second thought, maybe I can just grab a sandwich

I'm getting it set up right now. I'll post the contestants once I'm finished setting it up.

Can I join? That'd be swell.

160

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I'm getting it set up right now. I'll post the contestants once I'm finished setting it up.

Prediction: In an ironic twist, I actually DON'T die

 

[KingofPhantoms]

162

Hunger Games hype.

(I don't expect to live in it for long)

 

[Smudges]

Prediction: I die like a fool midway through OR I'm hounded the entire time by one contestant until they kill me (SG, I'm looking at you. Don't you dare)
163

 

[Kneutronic]

164

*Stops*

On second thought, maybe I can just grab a sandwich

Good karma on you, Smudge.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*Smacks Lips*

*Stops*

On second thought, maybe I can just grab a sandwich

But Smudges, look at him! He looks so fresh and tasty!

How can you possibly let such a potentially delicious meal just run in the wild?

 

[Smudges]

Good karma on you, Smudge.

But Smudges, look at him!

He's so tasty and fresh! How can you possibly let such a delicious meal just run in the wild?

Um... Ah...
There are too many conflicting MESSAGES!

166

 

[Blossom ✿]

167
Alright, I've got all the contestants for the simulation, I'll post the results of the bloodbath and first day in a bit.

Can I join? That'd be swell.

Don't worry, I included you.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Um... Ah...
There are too many conflicting MESSAGES!

166

Do it...

 

[Smudges]

Don't worry, I included you.

Hey-O! Thanks!
168

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

169

Do it, Smudges...

 

[Kneutronic]

170 SRDs are getting less and less amused.

Don't take Shia's advice.

 

[Smudges]

171

But-but-but... *Eyes land on Aken*
But...
BUT.... I'm sure he wouldn't mind
!!!!!
What the hell am I doing?!

OHOHOH. What's an SRD, and whos Shia?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Shut up, SnacKenNeutron

 

[Blossom ✿]

Spoiler: The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

A10theHero runs away from the Cornucopia.

Hat N' Clogs and Smudges fight for a bag. Hat N' Clogs gives up and retreats.

MetalBro grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.

CWBanjo and Luma fight for a bag. CWBanjo gives up and retreats.

Cyndane scares The Dark Meta Knight away from the cornucopia.

SG unikornukopium takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

AEM runs away from the Cornucopia.

Felix grabs a backpack and retreats.

A.E.K.N and Omar fight for a bag. Omar gives up and retreats.

KingofPhantoms, Rychu, and LuigiMaster0 work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Substitution rips a mace out of Equestrian Flyer's hands.

Arrow of Light runs away from the Cornucopia.

NheroArconix snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.

Neo Zero runs away from the Cornucopia.

Dr. FalKoopa and BlueX fight for a bag. Dr. FalKoopa gives up and retreats.

SilverEra takes a handful of throwing knives.

Spoiler: Day 1

Felix sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Neo Zero picks flowers.

A.E.K.N diverts NheroArconix's attention and runs away.

Luma kills SilverEra with a hatchet.

Rychu, The Dark Meta Knight, A10theHero, and Arrow of Light raid Substitution's camp while he is hunting.

AEM begs for LuigiMaster0 to kill him. He refuses, keeping AEM alive.

SG unikornukopium discovers a river.

Dr. FalKoopa picks flowers.

CWBanjo makes a slingshot.

Omar, MetalBro, Hat N' Clogs, Cyndane, and KingofPhantoms hunt for other tributes.

Smudges diverts BlueX's attention and runs away.

Equestrian Flyer explores the arena.

Here we go, I expect this to get really stupid later on.

173

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

But-but-but... *Eyes land on Aken*
But...
BUT.... I'm sure he wouldn't mind
!!!!!
What the hell am I doing?!

Kill first, ask questions later

 

[Smudges]

I think it's time to end this little Slaughter-sesh

Prepare for Anticlimatic end:

*Lifts up knife*
Ok, I'm doing it...
I'm going to do it...
I'm doing it. I'm doing it!
I'm doing it I'm doing it I'm ---
*Poof*

(That is actually what he says before he stabs the toaster)
173 Happy ending for everyone but me. I've got 3rd degree burns, and the true mastermind gets away.

 

[Kneutronic]

176 suicides.

OHOHOH. What's an SRD, and whos Shia?

SRD stands for Surprise Rainbow Dash.

...You're joking, right?

Spoiler: DO IT!

Spoiler: The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

A10theHero runs away from the Cornucopia.

Hat N' Clogs and Smudges fight for a bag. Hat N' Clogs gives up and retreats.

MetalBro grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.

CWBanjo and Luma fight for a bag. CWBanjo gives up and retreats.

Cyndane scares The Dark Meta Knight away from the cornucopia.

SG unikornukopium takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

AEM runs away from the Cornucopia.

Felix grabs a backpack and retreats.

A.E.K.N and Omar fight for a bag. Omar gives up and retreats.

KingofPhantoms, Rychu, and LuigiMaster0 work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Substitution rips a mace out of Equestrian Flyer's hands.

Arrow of Light runs away from the Cornucopia.

NheroArconix snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.

Neo Zero runs away from the Cornucopia.

Dr. FalKoopa and BlueX fight for a bag. Dr. FalKoopa gives up and retreats.

SilverEra takes a handful of throwing knives.

Spoiler: Day 1

Felix sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Neo Zero picks flowers.

A.E.K.N diverts NheroArconix's attention and runs away.

Luma kills SilverEra with a hatchet.

Rychu, The Dark Meta Knight, A10theHero, and Arrow of Light raid Substitution's camp while he is hunting.

AEM begs for LuigiMaster0 to kill him. He refuses, keeping AEM alive.

SG unikornukopium discovers a river.

Dr. FalKoopa picks flowers.

CWBanjo makes a slingshot.

Omar, MetalBro, Hat N' Clogs, Cyndane, and KingofPhantoms hunt for other tributes.

Smudges diverts BlueX's attention and runs away.

Equestrian Flyer explores the arena.

Here we go, I expect this to get really stupid later on.

...I'm a part of this?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I told you guys that Smudges was just a foolish weakling.

His temptation and hunger burned him inside and out...

 

[Smudges]

...You're joking, right?

But I don't want to kill people. I don't need to stoop to Sg's level

Holy Sh*t, @LuigiMastər0 , you monster.

AEM begs for LuigiMaster0 to kill him. He refuses, keeping AEM alive.

 

[Blossom ✿]

...I'm a part of this?

Yes. Yes you are.

179

 

[KingofPhantoms]

180

I actually survived the first day? Whoo!

 

[Kneutronic]

181

But I don't want to kill people. I don't need to stoop to Sg's level

I was answering your question.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

But I don't want to kill people. I don't need to stoop to Sg's level

And that's why you'll never be happy...

After all, you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

183 Bob-ombs.

 

[Smudges]

And that's why you'll never be happy...

After all, you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"

Smudges was just a foolish weakling.

#SmudgesIsAFraud

Also, I've found a very VERY accurate representation of you, Sg

Spoiler: Can't have slaughter without laughter

184

 

[Kneutronic]

185

Yes. Yes you are.

...Welp.