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Kneutronic

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This...this isn't you, Zelda...

You...you've changed since you fell for him...became more agressive...more violent...more obsessed...

P-P-Please...drop that sword...
...He's mine... You can't have him... No one can have him...

Zelda, put the sword down...
 
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Kneutronic

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But...what if Link saw you?

Would he like any if you...killed me?

*feels the sword's tip on her neck*

I...I thought I was your friend...
Zelda, please, don't do it...

...I love him... Ok, I love him...! I will never stop loving him...

*sheds tears*

...And I don't want anyone to get in my way...


...Zelda... Don't. It's not worth it...
 

The Stoopid Unikorn

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Zelda, please, don't do it...

...I love him... Ok, I love him...! I will never stop loving him...

*sheds tears*

...And I don't want anyone to get in my way...


...Zelda... Don't. It's not worth it...
Listen to reason, Zelda! He'll never fall in love with a murderer...

I know you don't want to do this. Just put down the sword...

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Kneutronic

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*smacks the back of her head*

Great job, psycho. You just lost your best friend. How do you feel about yourself?


...At least I have Link all for myself...

ZELDA!!!
 
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I'm just going to tell a short story about today because it seemed funny.
Okay, so today, it was raining. Hard. Torrential downpour. It was flooding in the city.
So, after school ended, and I went to wait for the bus to get here, we were playing with these spines of math books as weapons (don't ask) and I ended up chasing somebody. Considering the ground was mostly mud, I probably should not have taken such a sharp turn as I did. My right leg went one way, my left went the other. I slipped and ended up doing the splits and my pants got covered with mud. Yeah.
 

Kneutronic

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*Palutena kneels by Zelda, talking to her and trying to help out her condition*
 

Kneutronic

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90 broken images.

*Palutena locates Ruto, bringing Zelda along with her, having talked some sense into her*

There you are. Look, you know Zelda means well... She's been taking this relationship with Link really seriously after a couple of months... And she has something to say... ...And seeing Link is here with you, I feel he already knows what is to come.

*nudges her*

...Ru... *sniff* ...I'm sorry... I'm sorry about snapping at you like I did... I really didn't want to kill you...
 
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Kneutronic

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...You all keep pranking the same people. That's the problem. Expand your horizons.

Spare me.
 

Kneutronic

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Not in this particular area, at least. I've seen more non-premiums everywhere else.
 

The Stoopid Unikorn

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*Palutena locates Ruto, bringing Zelda along with her, having talked some sense into her*

There you are. Look, you know Zelda means well... She's been taking this relationship with Link really seriously after a couple of months... And she has something to say... ...And seeing Link is here with you, I feel he already knows what is to come.

*nudges her*

...Ru... *sniff* ...I'm sorry... I'm sorry about snapping at you like I did... I really didn't want to kill you...
*sniff* How...how can I forgive you?

Whenever he's the main subject...you always snap...you always become a psycho...

I...I don't think I can handle being around you...anymore...

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