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[KingofPhantoms]

187

(I have to say this is probably the strangest our RP has ever gotten....even I'm getting weirded out by it every now and then, but I'm having fun going with the flow nonetheless)

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I am doing nothing wrong. I just hate it when superstition gets in the way of scientific fact.

I'm not superstitious, i hate religion, I'm atheist for goodness sake

Im being as serious and as scientific as possible, your just blaming it on religious crap because you read a whole bunch of wolfen mythology manuscripts that you don't even know how to read

 

[Substitution]

And how do you know that?
How long has been walking around like he was, how much was his heart pumping?

Has long as a single cell remains, it can regenerate, it has to be wiped cleaned, cleansed,

And i will do anything in my power to avoid the abomination being rebirth

Because I'm not the kind of guy to believe in supernatural crap over what I know as a person. It'd be the same logical conclusion that any normal being would come to. If it's dead, it's freaking dead. The body stops working, bacteria breaks it down, and all that's left is rot.

Now, if you want to prove me wrong go right ahead. But as it stands for me it's gone.

KingofPhantoms Just curious, would you mind having one of your guards cremate Uni's wolfen body? At this point there's no way of sealing it up (and Lonekon's paranoia doesn't help). So we might as well lay it to rest.

I'm not superstitious, i hate religion, I'm atheist for goodness sake

Im being as serious and as scientific as possible, your just blaming it on religious crap because you read a whole bunch of wolfen mythology manuscripts that you don't even know how to read

Ah yes. The scientific method of mutation and bodies being able to regenerate themselves through the moon. Truly I'm the less sensible one.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I think.

I'm taking that heart and I'm not letting any of you near it, or anywhere near my castle.

I'm taking matters into my own hands....

Let him, King.

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[KingofPhantoms]

191

It occurs to me you two are looking at this from two different angles.

Even the magic practiced by phantoms and the like has some degree of science to it. One's looking at it from science found in normal humans. The other is more experienced with the ways of the Wolfen and how cells can be affected by the transformations. Take a minute to calm down and sort it out....

Let him, King.

190

No. That decision is final.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Because I'm not the kind of guy to believe in supernatural crap over what I know as a person. It'd be the same logical conclusion that any normal being would come to. If it's dead, it's freaking dead. The body stops working, bacteria breaks it down, and all that's left is rot.

Now, if you want to prove me wrong go right ahead. But as it stands for me it's gone.

KingofPhantoms Just curious, would you mind having one of your guards cremate Uni's wolfen body? At this point there's no way of sealing it up (and Lonekon's paranoia doesn't help). So we might as well lay it to rest.

Its dead if it was normal blood, but thanks to the hoax you so read was how they made healing elxiirs, and you just advised sg to mix said elixir with his own blood,
Hes practically as invulnerable as he please, tge blood needs to be wiped from the heart so it can't be pumped and produce, it doesn't matter anywhere else, has long as the heart lays dormant for the blood to officially decease

 

[KingofPhantoms]

193

KingofPhantoms Just curious, would you mind having one of your guards cremate Uni's wolfen body? At this point there's no way of sealing it up (and Lonekon's paranoia doesn't help). So we might as well lay it to rest.

....I suppose so....

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

No. That decision is final.

If you guys had let him burn it, the whole thing couldn've been over by now.

But you made things worse by making my Wolfen body a soulless and tireless killing machine, stoppigg at nothing to kill anyone in sight.

I trust Kon completely.

Besides, it's MY body. I can do whatever with it...

 

[Substitution]

Its dead if it was normal blood, but thanks to the hoax you so read was how they made healing elxiirs, and you just advised sg to mix said elixir with his own blood,
Hes practically as invulnerable as he please, tge blood needs to be wiped from the heart so it can't be pumped and produce, it doesn't matter anywhere else, has long as the heart lays dormant for the blood to officially decease

...See, I'd agree, if it wasn't for two things:

One, the manuscripts were fully translated. And I didn't see one for a "magical elixir". You sure you didn't confuse it for the one on how to cook steak?

Secondly (and this is the most important one), we never used the script. He went through Bill, not the ritual.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

196

If you guys had let him burn it, the whole thing couldn've been over by now.

But you made things worse by making my Wolfen body a soulless and tireless killing machine, stoppigg at nothing to kill anyone in sight.

I trust Kon completely.

Besides, it's MY body. I can do whatever with it...

That wasn't my fault. Once again, I had nothing to do with the assisting in the transformation process.

I'll cremate your previous corpse, but the heart is another matter.

Enough. This subject is not up for debate.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I don't care about sg's body
I only need his heart wiped and cleansed of all the blood in it, no matter if the blood were to renew sg's body it'll eventually decay, the heart won't

I know I'm acting hasty and harshly, but thats because of the damn things you have done and laid the consequences at my feet

This has to be done

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

198

*as a ghost, I phase though the walls of KoP's castle to find my heart*

 

[Substitution]

I don't care about sg's body
I only need his heart wiped and cleansed of all the blood in it, no matter if the blood were to renew sg's body it'll eventually decay, the heart won't

I know I'm acting hasty and harshly, but thats because of the damn things you have done and laid the consequences at my feet

This has to be done

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*as a ghost, I phase though the walls of KoP's castle to find my heart*

The man has already gave his word, and I think it's proper that we respect it.
Now, if something happens, we can go from there. But for the time being what's done is done; and we should drop this and move on (especially you Uni).

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

The man has already gave his word, and I think it's proper that we respect it.
Now, if something happens, we can go from there. But for the time being what's done is done; and we should drop this and move on (especially you Uni).

But is word will lead to more trouble!

Everything is my fault! I need to fix it! I need to burn it!

It is my burden to bear, not yours...

200

 

[KingofPhantoms]

201

Guards, keep anyone that isn't A10 or regular personal such as myself out of here.

That includes Unicorn's ghost.

________

For the last time, I had nothing to do with the transformation and I had even tried to prevent it. And will doing that prevent any chance of him coming back to life? This is venturing into territory that neither I nor even the Necromancer have been to it before. We've only worked with typical human beings and other similar lifeforms, but nothing like the wolfen.

I'm not taking any chances with this. If I believe I can do something about it, I'm gonna at least try. I'm not going to just give up to the first and "easiest" option this very instant.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

...See, I'd agree, if it wasn't for two things:

One, the manuscripts were fully translated. And I didn't see one for a "magical elixir". You sure you didn't confuse it for the one on how to cook steak?

Secondly (and this is the most important one), we never used the script. He went through Bill, not the ritual.

How do you those were translated?, Olivia doesn't know anything about us other than the few specks we talked about, and the only reason we ran into each other was because of the damn incident between katt

The *ahem* ritual you read was how fenrir used to make invincible warriors by capturing prisoners and force them to undergo the process, then after it being completed cut oit the heart and lock it up in vials to procure an never-ending supplie of the blood,
But once again, THIS IS FOLKLORE, false tales, whatever, the wolfen blood however, has grand healing properties, and when resonated in the moon can grant enormous effects, though only very short
Though however if you are able to get that mixed with your blood to produce. . .

And oh great, some sort of god of destructive or something watched over this monstrosity, thats even wose

 

[Substitution]

But is word will lead to more trouble!

Everything is my fault! I need to fix it! I need to burn it!

It is my burden to bear, not yours...

200

And I don't care. Because whether you like it or not we're going with this. At the very least trust King with what he says. Because the moment doubt seeps into the picture, suddenly more unintentional havoc will occur.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

204

You're making a huge mistake, KoP.....

*ghost starts to fade out*

 

[Natz~]

hey did you guys burn his heart yet?

something bob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

hey did you guys burn his heart yet?

No....and I'm scared to come back......but it's happening.....

206

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I know this seems drastic and inhumane

But you guys just sit by idle and let this happen

I'm the one who has to take drastic measures, in order to end all of this

 

[Natz~]

No....and I'm scared to come back......but it's happening.....

206

oh okay i'll just go inside and burn it myself

where are ya at
208 bob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

209

*my heart starts to glow and causes earthquakes inside the castle at every beat*

 

[Substitution]

Oh now look what you're doing. You're making him delusional.

How do you those were translated?, Olivia doesn't know anything about us other than the few specks we talked about, and the only reason we ran into each other was because of the damn incident between katt

The *ahem* ritual you read was how fenrir used to make invincible warriors by capturing prisoners and force them to undergo the process, then after it being completed cut oit the heart and lock it up in vials to procure an never-ending supplie of the blood,
But once again, THIS IS FOLKLORE, false tales, whatever, the wolfen blood however, has grand healing properties, and when resonated in the moon can grant enormous effects, though only very short
Though however if you are able to get that mixed with your blood to produce. . .

And oh great, some sort of god of destructive or something watched over this monstrosity, thats even wose

Have you seen Wolfen mythology? There's museums dedicated to it. People have been able to translate texts that I have copies of and then some. It's public domain at this point.

And while it's true that Wolfen blood can technically heal (albeit barely), it's not due to the moon. It's in the chemical composition that make up your cells. Now, I am more than happy to see if you can prove me wrong, but at the moment this is my believe.


Nonetheless I think this whole shtick has gone on far too long that it should. So I will leave it here. For the time being, I will remain in KoP's castle, since after this I'm beginning to see a rift in trust between you, your sister, Uni and myself. And I'd rather not go risking my life. Good night.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

211

"places in the heart in a safe container"

"arms the castle with cat cannons....and the cat pit again"

Alright, I'll let you say inside here too MVG...if at least for the fact that you're not seeking death and blood draining as the immediate solution.

 

[Natz~]

booooooooooooooooooooooooo

212 boob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

213

*the external tissues of my heart start to mutate and expand to form a new body*

 

[KingofPhantoms]

213

It's placed in a small location in a large and sturdy container. By no means will it be able to properly regenerate any new body parts.

 

[Cyn]

I thought I'd do you guys a favor and reset this before going to bed. Good night.

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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

1

*the heartbeats still cause earthquakes, making the castle shake and crumble and loosening up the container*

 

[KingofPhantoms]

2

We're gonna have to keep this under tight watch....

 

[Omar_25]

3 Bob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

4

*is freed from the container and starts destroying everything in sight*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Oh now look what you're doing. You're making him delusional.


Have you seen Wolfen mythology? There's museums dedicated to it. People have been able to translate texts that I have copies of and then some. It's public domain at this point.

And while it's true that Wolfen blood can technically heal (albeit barely), it's not due to the moon. It's in the chemical composition that make up your cells. Now, I am more than happy to see if you can prove me wrong, but at the moment this is my believe.


Nonetheless I think this whole shtick has gone on far too long that it should. So I will leave it here. For the time being, I will remain in KoP's castle, since after this I'm beginning to see a rift in trust between you, your sister, Uni and myself. And I'd rather not go risking my life. Good night.

My a** we get so confused with lycanthrope that were practically unknown that I'm certain you just got confused with us and them. . . again

Yes it can heal barely thanks to how its composition is made. . . by itself, when its set by lunar rays it gets stronger, more by how much it gets, its also why we ourselves get stronger when the moon gets shown and outside embracing it.
Why do you think theres so much damn myths about us, wolves, and werewolves involving the moon?
Though why this happens? I don't know add it to the list of scientific mysteries to the world

And this riff of trust is all your fault in showing sg this and causing this disaster, i even remember you asking for an apology from regretting this too.

 

[Omar_25]

5 Bob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

7

*keeps destroying everything at a quicker pace*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

You know what the abomination is in the phantom realm now

It's your problem king, i want nothing more to do with it

Mvg and sg did the unthinkable, and you've chosen to stick with it or remain neutral on their side, its enough for me to consider you guys as enemies for the current situation

I don't care what happens anymore as long as its over there figure some way yourself

8

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

9

*keeps destroying the castle*

 

[Omar_25]

10

I feel like this RP has just become a disaster...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

11

*notices a portal to Earth after destroying a fifth of the castle*