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[LucarioDude]

106 cats getting combed

Spoiler

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Are you still a werewolf?

Ya.

107

 

[KingofPhantoms]

108

Looks like Kon is indeed here.

Yeah. I'm fine.....

I still find myself so stupid for unleshing that demon.....

I shouldn't have.....and I'm sorry.....

105

Never make a mistake like that again, and we're cool.

All that matters right now, is that he's gone.

 

[Substitution]

108

Looks like Kon is indeed here.

...You know what? I should just get it out of the way.
Hiding will only do so much for me. Might as well go out with a bang right?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Never make a mistake like that again, and we're cool.

All that matters right now, is that he's gone.

I...I promise I won't....

I was just too excited to be a werewolf and.....he gave me a deal I couldn't refuse....

110

 

[Substitution]

Welp, now you're stuck like this. So might as well make the most out of it right?

*throws steak at Uni*

 

[Omar_25]

113 Bob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Welp, now you're stuck like this. So might as well make the most out of it right?

*throws steak at Uni*

Yum! Meat!

*eats it*

114

 

[Omar_25]

115 Bob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

116 ballots that will end in a few hours

 

[Deleted member]

117 Nui Harimes

 

[LoneKonWolf]

WHAT THE F*** HAVE YOU IDIOTS DONE?!?!?!?!?

356

So, uh, couple things:

First and foremost, yes I did talk to Olivia. And while I was right on the money that the twins died due to Luma, she could not recognize me. As such I'm going with the conclusion that I am not one of them. So sorry Luma for lashing out, and I will continue to search for me.

Secondly, that whole thing about "only wolfens can do the ritual" is false. The only reason it was this way is that it was spoken in the Wolf language. And suprisingly she's been selling manuscripts of the ritual for a good while now. Which meant I had to get a job... as a plush toy (don't judge me)... but I got that text and the others she had. But this does mean that yes, a non-Wolfen can do it (kinda). In fact, all you need is Wolfen blood, someone to channel the power, someone to bring it into the target (alternatively, someone who can do both), the manuscript and you're good.

In fact the whole ritual is a whole lot darker than what Lonekon said. The easiest way to describe it is "rebirth". If the texts are translated correctly, the Moon is claimed to have had a factor in magic like Lonekon said, but it had other uses as well. Like many believe it to have healing properties, if not resurrection, and it's said that wolfen blood is tied to the Moon; and that before the soul goes to whatever they call wolf heaven, it's tied to the body for a few minutes before leaving the body. So, the process goes that you're killed, you have wolf blood intermingled in your heart, some magic happens, and you've begun the process of becoming a wolfen.
And while I'm not sure if that's all true since it is going through numerous language barriers and I've only just read it, but it's something.

Now, I saw kinda because while it's possible, it's also riskier. Since for one you don't have someone with the proper qualities essentially playing with one's life, and two you're playing with someone's life. Even with a trained wolfen you can run into numerous problems: like the body rejecting the blood and falling apart, the person dying because well they were killed, and spontanious combustion.

But that's not the only problem. See, one element of the ritual is the moon goddess (who's name is frequently referenced in the manuscript). Who's name has been kinda lost. In fact the editor's note says that the one used in the text isn't the exact name, but rather what it may be (the closest they got is "Biblia"). It's not an exact source though. There is a way of figuring it out though. Using a book and exclaiming "O' great *insert goddess' name here*! Show me your might!", if the book floats then you have somewhere around the name. If it opens up on its own however then you have the exact name. So good luck with that.

So if anyone is going it, it's got to be someone who at least has some prowess in the occult world. Which Lord knows I ain't. But if anyone else is willing to do the ritual they could talk to Uni. The only piece of info I can offer once the process begins is a lot of sleep, food, and perferably an Advil. Because your body is going to feel like Hell for the next couple days.

Also, ironically enough this ritual was actually used as a form of punishment for Prisoners of War. Which probably explains why the harsh nature it has with it. It doesn't say anything about people wanting to do it by their own admission either.


Tl;dr: Kids are dead, I'm not one of them; Non-wolfens can do the wolf-transformation ritual albeit at an increased risk; I have the manuscript; Lonekon might kill me for all of this.


Though I am sad we didn't go through with it. I had a Scooby Doo joke and everything and it would've been so much fun. A shame really.

i'll respond to this latter, we got more pressing issues right now

We still need Kon's blood?

Well then... *leaves to get inside a room where I keep certain body parts as trophies and leaves with a jar of Kon's blood*

Before you ask, I was curious about the Wolfen species, so I took some of Kon's blood throughout our numerous confrontations.
Most of it actually comes from that game of Russian Roulette we played this week.

360

Allow me to proceed to say,
F*** you

368

...I'm probably going to Hell for this.

Wolf hell, seriously you don't understand the things you have done

254

I might be wrong, but I thought Kon and Luma were too. Though they live in the United States.

I almost took a vacation to Texas once, but stuff happened and we didn't go through with the plans. One of my sisters in-law lives there though (at least I think that'd be the correct term to use there...)

Yes, though were from Ontario not Quebec, were currently down here living with our older brother kyler

255

Speaking of which, I wonder where they've been...

i have a life, so i have to constantly attend to daily needs that could range through the whole day

All I did was find a manuscript. Everything else was out of my control. Don't blame the wolf's actions on me.

Besides, now I have plenty of info on the Wolfen mytholgies. Like how the rivers were made through the saliva of their water goddess. This is important information.

don't read Eueucoyotl's stories, their nothing but facades

All right, so I'm writing out an apology for Kon once he sees this. Should I start with "I am not responsible", or "OH GOD DON'T HURT ME PLEEE-E-E-E-EEEASE!!!"?

you created an abomination,

he has to be taken cared of, now

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

119

Hi, Kon

. . .

 

[Substitution]

117

Now Lonekon, I understand you may be pissed, more than pissed probably. But we're fine now. Everything is okay.

We're fine.

We're all fine.

No divine punishment needs to be dealt.

At all.

Nope.

None at all...

 

[Omar_25]

121 Bob-ombs

I knew it was a good idea to hide.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

122

No need to deal with me, Kon. I feel fine.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

117

Now Lonekon, I understand you may be pissed, more than pissed probably. But we're fine now. Everything is okay.

We're fine.

We're all fine.

No divine punishment needs to be dealt.

At all.

Nope.

None at all...

no no, were not fine

sg just became a exiled
one without a tribe or family, a punishment meant on those that deny the natural order

in other words, you've helped created a monster
a limitless, uncontrollable monster with no restrain from the moon

he needs to die, before he or those above us wish us all dead

 

[Substitution]

no no, were not fine

sg just became a exiled
one without a tribe or family, a punishment meant on those that deny the natural order

in other words, you've helped created a monster

he needs to die, before he or those above us wish us all dead

Now that's not looking at the brighter side of things! I'm happy. Uni's happy. We are all happy. So let's all happy together! This is a momentous occasion. Why let it be fumbled under menial details?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

no no, were not fine

sg just became a exiled
one without a tribe or family, a punishment meant on those that deny the natural order

in other words, you've helped created a monster
a limitless, uncontrollable monster with no restrain from the moon

he needs to die, before he or those above us wish us all dead

Do I really need to die?

125

 

[Omar_25]

126 Bob-ombs

 

[A10theHero]

127
Is killing him really necessary? Isn't there some way to make him human again?

Also, KingofPhantoms , we have to figure out a way to make sure that Bill can't possess him again.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Now that's not looking at the brighter side of things! I'm happy. Uni's happy. We are all happy. So let's all happy together! This is a momentous occasion. Why let it be fumbled under menial details?

because sg can literally become carnivorous puppet with the slightest bit of influence

thats why you needed two true wolfen for the ritual

if you don't the werewolf would not have a family donned to him

HE COULD GO BLITZING OUT AT ANY MOMMENT

and to make it worse he doesn't have any limits or restraints put on him since he did it by him self
HES AN ABOMINATION THAT COULD SNAP AT ANY MOMMENT

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

because sg can literally become carnivorous puppet with the slightest bit of influence

thats why you needed two true wolfen for the ritual

if you don't the werewolf would not have a family donned to him

HE COULD GO BLITZING OUT AT ANY MOMMENT

and to make it worse he doesn't have any limits or restraints put on him since he did it by him self
HES AN ABOMINATION THAT COULD SNAP AT ANY MOMMENT

In other words; same guy, different species

129

 

[Substitution]

because sg can literally become carnivorous puppet with the slightest bit of influence

thats why you needed two true wolfen for the ritual

if you don't the werewolf would not have a family donned to him

HE COULD GO BLITZING OUT AT ANY MOMMENT

and to make it worse he doesn't have any limits or restraints put on him since he did it by him self
HES AN ABOMINATION THAT COULD SNAP AT ANY MOMMENT

...Wait. So if I'm getting this right, you've just described him before he became a wolf. Besides, death to me as a concept is lost. So...

127
Is killing him really necessary? Isn't there some way to make him human again?

See, that's kinda the thing. We can't. Unless Lonekon knows some flashy magic spell.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Do I really need to die?

125

yes there's really no way to save you

127
Is killing him really necessary? Isn't there some way to make him human again?

Also, KingofPhantoms , we have to figure out a way to make sure that Bill can't possess him again.

no, the ritual is akin to changing oneself to another form, as mvg said it is akin to dying and being reborn, expect it isn't but i will get into that latter

point is, it doesn't matter if you can find a way to block out this "bill"
anyone, anything, or even his gosh darn self can cause the Apocalypse, hes needs to be taken down now

...Wait. So if I'm getting this right, you've just described him before he became a wolf. Besides, death to me as a concept is lost. So...


See, that's kinda the thing. We can't. Unless Lonekon knows some flashy magic spell.

sigh. . . my point none of you imbeciles know the meaning of what you've done

 

[Substitution]

sigh. . . my point none of you imbeciles know the meaning of what you've done

Look I've been through this werewolf **** myself before. So I damn well know that with the right preparation it's possible.

 

[Natz~]

*huff* *huff* i ran as fast as possible *huff* *huff*

is it true that uni did the ritual by himself? IS IT?!?!?!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

134

Kon....don't kill me....please?

 

[Substitution]

*huff* *huff* i ran as fast as possible *huff* *huff*

is it true that uni did the ritual by himself? IS IT?!?!?!

Well, kinda yes. Albeit it was at my fault as well.

 

[Omar_25]

136 Bob-ombs

 

[Natz~]

134

Kon....don't kill me....please?

KYAAAAA!!!!!!!!

*stabs Uni repetitively screaming "monster"*
137 bob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

138

 

[KingofPhantoms]

139

Just clarifying I had nothing to do with this.....

Well, I did, but not in the ritual or anything like that. I was trying to prevent it at several points.

There must be other ways, surely.

 

[Natz~]

DIE
DIE
DIE YOU HORRIBLE ABOMINATION
*screams while continuing stabbing*
140 bob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

141

Why Luma?

 

[Substitution]

Look, what's done is done. And cold-blooded murder isn't the answer. How about instead of trying to break each other's necks we find a solution huh?!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Look I've beenthrough this werewolf **** myself before. So I damn well know that with the right preparation it's possible.

I think katt sums up my point better than. Could. . ,

 

[Omar_25]

144

You know, stabbing people doesn't solve everything. Even now, I'm sure there's a more humane way of solving this.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

145

This just proves that I'm not allowed to be happy

 

[A10theHero]

144
*Pushes Luma away from SG*
There's got to be another way! I'm sure of it!

(Personally, I don't want another RP that has to end with SG's death)