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[KingofPhantoms]

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Sure A10theHero

Substitution

Need the Necromancer's help to come back to life? After being killed by Luma?

 

[Substitution]

i don't know, how are substitutes even created?
106

I don't know. I just ended up here. Maybe it was one of your other "magical rituals" that blew up in my face...

 

[Natz~]

Whatever you have in plan, count me in!

107

i appreciate the help uni, but this is a solo job, so don't worry i'll get him to show up fufufufu

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[Substitution]

110

Sure A10theHero

Substitution

Need the Necromancer's help to come back to life? After being killed by Luma?

Can't. This was years ago. And it also doesn't help that my soul is tied to this plushie. So technically I'm dead, but not dead.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

i appreciate the help uni, but this is a solo job, so don't worry i'll get him to show up fufufufu

Alrighty then...I'll be waiting...

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[Natz~]

I don't know. I just ended up here. Maybe it was one of your other "magical rituals" that blew up in my face...

its not really that magical, your more or less becoming ordoned by the moon and the wolfen

but eh, i just think your out of it

Okay, here's the story:

Sif and I kept hearing rumors. The whispers we heard were of tragic proportions, of darkness kindled in abyssal depths... We heard of a warlock, more of a vagabond really, who had long since mastered the art of summoning. His treacherous experiments left dents in small towns here and there. Minor thoughts, we heard, but major and with consistency enough to look into. Looking into it, we found that the tale was like that of a Mangus Root Tree. The deeper we searched the more our suspicions were turned into fears. There was indeed a warlock, or Drasel Orc, secreted somewhere along the shores of the Varden River.

What confirmed it was a small flask of blood we uh...well...procured from some shady merchants. It was strange in consistancy, and Sif insisted that it was Wolfen, despite never encountering one before. As dragons are gifted with wisdom and knowledge beyond their years, I chalked the statement up to ancient instinct. For six months we flew the Varden. On the seventh, in the dead of Winter, some of my magic clashed up against that of a cloaking ward. The cave was inside the heart of the river, underneath rapids that sought to choke the lifegiving air it provided. Sif could not accompany me inside, but I knew that I had his strength to rely on if things got grim.

Hoisting Bjartiss, my sword, out of its scabbard, the roaring marine entrance became a distant memory. Minutes seemed like hours, but finally, a light grew out of the blackness before me. It was a refuge, built by Reaklings no doubt, but cultured by the magic of Snow Elves. Geyser Lake's river was rerouted into the moss-lit clearing. The Mosi Ond, or Glow Moss, provided enough light for trees to grow, which were fed by the waterfall itself. Admiring this beauty made me unaware of the growing army before me. What stood before me was one of the scariest sights I've seen in all my years with Sif. Thirty creatures stood before me, ruffs standing, tails bristling, eyes gleaming, and fangs shining. Thirty creatures, or thirty...

Wolfen

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huh is that so?

well anyway...

YOUSTILLHADOURFRICKENBLOODJUSTSITTINGINYOURBATHROOMIDONTCAREFORTHEPURPOSETHATSJUSTSICK

YOU BETTER RUN PAL! YOUR DEAD!

115

 

[DarkStarStorm]

i appreciate the help uni, but this is a solo job, so don't worry i'll get him to show up fufufufu

108 bob-ombs

Luma, I just posted your answer above.

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[A10theHero]

115

Can't. This was years ago. And it also doesn't help that my soul is tied to this plushie. So technically I'm dead, but not dead.

You're right that you're bound to that plushie. However, you are not a single soul. You are the accumulation of all the innocent creatures harmed by these heinous wolves. Their pains, frustrations, and anger are all contained within you.

Sure A10theHero

Awesome! Please keep SG busy for a little while. I have some things I need to attend to a few things first.

 

[Substitution]

its not really that magical, your more or less becoming ordoned by the moon and the wolfen

but eh, i just think your out of it

Or maybe you're in denial that I was your damn fault!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

119

I'm getting goosebumps at the thought of being a werewolf....

 

[LucarioDude]

120

i don't know, how are substitutes even created?
106

By making a copy of itself in the form of a doll because reasons and sacrificing 1/4 of a Pokémon's HP.

Spoiler

 

[Substitution]

115

You're right that you're bound to that plushie. However, you are not a single soul. You are the accumulation of all the innocent creatures harmed by these heinous wolves. Their pains, frustrations, and anger are all contained within you.

Oh don't give me that bull****. It's only me. Lord knows what happened to the others, but I'm God damn sure it's just me and my self pity.

 

[Natz~]

Luma, I just posted your answer above.

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R U N

Or maybe you're in denial that I was your damn fault!

don't you live in denial?

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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

123

You're doing great, MVG!

Don't fall under A10's nasty tricks!

 

[A10theHero]

124

Oh don't give me that bull****. It's only me. Lord knows what happened to the others, but I'm God damn sure it's just me and my self pity.

Now why would I lie to you? It doesn't affect me whatsoever. But have you never felt like you've had multiple past lives all ending in with some tragic fate?

Don't trust SG, my friend. He doesn't understand what he's saying...
KingofPhantoms , can you please keep SG away from us for a little while. The plushie and I need to have a serious discussion without such interruptions.

 

[Substitution]

don't you live in denial?

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And I live in Denial because I'm stuck as a plush due to a freaking science experiment. What a wonderful world it can be.

124

Now why would I lie to you? It doesn't affect me whatsoever. But have you never felt like you've had multiple past lives all ending in with some tragic fate?

Don't trust SG, my friend. He doesn't understand what he's saying...
KingofPhantoms , can you please keep SG away from us for a little while. The plushie and I need to have a serious discussion without such interruptions.

Because I'm sure you're going to use me for something that I'd rather not get involved in.
Also, sounding like a rejected Bond villain helps my case quite a bit.

 

[ShadowGanon]

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Now why would I lie to you? It doesn't affect me whatsoever. But have you never felt like you've had multiple past lives all ending in with some tragic fate?

Don't trust SG, my friend. He doesn't understand what he's saying...
KingofPhantoms , can you please keep SG away from us for a little while. The plushie and I need to have a serious discussion without such interruptions.

I take offense to that entire string of sentences.

 

[Natz~]

And I live in Denial because I'm stuck as a plush due to a freaking science experiment. What a wonderful world it can be.


Because I'm sure you're going to use me for something that I'd rather not get involved in.
Also, sounding like a rejected Bond villain helps my case quite a bit.

you know what? ask konnie, he'll probably give you a better answer than i ever can

just saying, you weren't that kid, stop blamming me for your damn delusions

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[Omar_25]

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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Don't trust SG, my friend. He doesn't understand what he's saying...

Stop calling me like that, A10!

This isn't who I am anymore...

KingofPhantoms , can you please keep SG away from us for a little while. The plushie and I need to have a serious discussion without such interruptions.

He has no dominion over anything that's NOT a ghost

129

 

[Substitution]

you know what? ask konnie, he'll probably give you a better answer than i ever can

just saying, you weren't that kid, stop blamming me for your damn delusions

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All right then.

@lonekonwolf
Did Katt kill me when I was a human because she wanted a younger brother? For the record, I matched the description of both appearance and age.

 

[DarkStarStorm]

R U N


don't you live in denial?

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You would really kill me without hearing the last half of the story about the hope for your species, your race, your brethren? About why it would be in my bathroom of all places, and just why I would keep such a thing to begin with? And besides...

It's my first day here! * u *

Oh, I got the blood back btw (I did a neat telepathic swap while MisterVideoGaming was distracted).

You can have it if you want, but on the condition that you wait to do anything with it until I am done with my story. The Drasel Orc tampered with it, you see, and I need to explain how.

124

 

[KingofPhantoms]

132

Stop calling me like that, A10!

This isn't who I am anymore...


He has no dominion over anything that's NOT a ghost

129

You're a wolf type of creature now, right? Or at least beginning to turn into one?

(throws a steak somewhere away from my current position)

 

[A10theHero]

133

Because I'm sure you're going to use me for something that I'd rather not get involved in.

I actually do not need your assistance in my design. I just saw someone who could use some guidance and I thought I'd lend a helping hand. In fact, I'm pushing my plans farther behind by talking to you.

Also, sounding like a rejected Bond villain helps my case quite a bit.

It's a shame that cordiality is being mistaken for villainy. Especially since I'm not the real villain here.

Stop calling me like that, A10!

This isn't who I am anymore...

You're lying to me and you're lying to yourself. Admit it, you've always have been and always will be SG.

He has no dominion over anything that's NOT a ghost

129

Good think you're still dead right now then.

 

[Substitution]

132



You're a wolf type of creature now, right? Or at least beginning to turn into one?

(throws a steak somewhere away from my current position)

Not yet. We still need Lonekon.

 

[Fluttershy]

135 imo being a werewolf is better than being a vampire especially in Skyrim.. no real disadvantage, immunity to diseases, and having the strength to kill enemies easily where they would kill you instead..

 

[ShadowGanon]

136

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I actually do not need your assistance in my design. I just saw someone who could use some guidance and I thought I'd lend a helping hand. In fact, I'm pushing my plans farther behind by talking to you.


It's a shame that cordiality is being mistaken for villainy. Especially since I'm not the real villain here.


You're lying to me and you're lying to yourself. Admit it, you've always have been and always will be SG.



Good think you're still dead right now then.

If anyone wants acknowledge that I'm the real SG, I'll be standing over here in a very, very dark corner.

 

[Fluttershy]

136

If anyone wants acknowledge that I'm the real SG, I'll be standing over here in a very, very dark corner.

Uni had SG9000 as a username before changing usernames. So he is also the real SG but he keeps saying that SG is dead for RP purposes

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[Natz~]

You would really kill me without hearing the last half of the story about the hope for your species, your race, your brethren? About why it would be in my bathroom of all places, and just why I would keep such a thing to begin with? And besides...

It's my first day here! * u *

Oh, I got the blood back btw (I did a neat telepathic swap while MisterVideoGaming was distracted).

You can have it if you want, but on the condition that you wait to do anything with it until I am done with my story. The Drasel Orc tampered with it, you see, and I need to explain how.

124

just...fine...urg...

thought your first day here is no excuse, i killed like 3 people my first time here

just do what you want...

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You're a wolf type of creature now, right? Or at least beginning to turn into one?

(throws a steak somewhere away from my current position)

*shakes uncontrollably*
must...resist

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[A10theHero]

139

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If anyone wants acknowledge that I'm the real SG, I'll be standing over here in a very, very dark corner.

Apologies, my good sir. *bows*
When I say SG, I refer to SG9000, the ghoul over there. *Points in Uni's direction*
This mistake is my fault and I will make the distinction clearer in the future.

 

[ShadowGanon]

140

Uni had SG9000 as a username before changing usernames.

137

*Looks at join date*

Yup, I'm still the true SG here.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You're a wolf type of creature now, right? Or at least beginning to turn into one?

(throws a steak somewhere away from my current position)

Not yet, but doesn't really matter when there's FREE STEAK

You're lying to me and you're lying to yourself. Admit it, you've always have been and always will be SG.

DON'T SAY THAT!!!

I've changed, A10. I'm no longer that cold and unstable killing machine anymore. I've became someone better.

The man y'all knew as SG is gone, in a way, and it's better that way.

Don't waste your time bringing him back.

Good think you're still dead right now then.

I'm alive, A10. The Necromancer did his thing, as usual.

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[Fluttershy]

140

*Looks at join date*

Yup, I'm still the true SG here.

But you didn't post here that often so it could also go in favor of Uni
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[A10theHero]

143

*shakes uncontrollably*
must...resist

Perfect.
We shall continue this conversation later, plushie.
*Flies up to Luma and impales her*
*Then I push DarkStarStorm and take the blood*
KingofPhantoms , take this and store it somewhere far away!

 

[ShadowGanon]

144

But you didn't post here that often so it could also go in favor of Uni
141

Nay.

 

[Natz~]

143

Perfect.
We shall continue this conversation later, plushie.
*Flies up to Luma and impales her*
*Then I push DarkStarStorm and take the blood*
KingofPhantoms , take this and store it somewhere far away!

*looks down to see a lance impaled on self*
huh...

*sees A10*
well now hope someone's in for a treat

FREE STEAK

MINE!

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[Omar_25]

146

*Sniff Sniff* Is that... Godmodding I smell?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*Sniff Sniff* Is that... Godmodding I smell?

Nah, I just farted

146

 

[A10theHero]

146

*looks down to see a lance impaled on self*
huh...

*sees A10*
well now hope someone's in for a treat

I'm here. And you're here. You know what happens next.
DarkStarStorm's storytime!

 

[Natz~]

145

I'm here. And you're here. You know what happens next.
DarkStarStorm's storytime!

ya...
*quickly grabs the dragon*
*crushes the insides of the dragon with claws*

you shouldn't have done that

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