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[Natz~]

And just curious, did they die or anything?

well ya...i just stabbed them a bunch with needles full of blood you know?

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Did my exploding dummy wipe your memory or something? If so, that's pretty awesome and I should start marketing those. If not, then you need to pay attention. I just didn't want to get my claws dirty from dealing with pests like you. I have more important things to do...

just go back and run off to denial scardy cat, i got a blood thief to deal with first

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[A10theHero]

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SG IS D-E-A-D!!!

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That's true. Technically, Luma did just kill you...SG.

 

[Substitution]

well ya...i just stabbed them a bunch with needles full of blood you know?

...
...
...That was me.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Say, when did he die? Huh, I don't quite remember that happening.

June 22nd, 2015

That's true. Technically, Luma did just kill you...SG.

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[DarkStarStorm]

YOUWERECARRYINGAROUNDMYBLOODWITHYOUANDKEEPINGITLOCKEDUPINYOURBATHROOMDOINGWHOKNOWSWHATWITHITANDTHISALLWITHOUTMYKNOWLEDGEHOWDIDYOUEVENGETITWHATAREYOUDOINGWITHITWHYWOULDYOUEVENHAVETHATJUSTOHMYWHATTHEHELLISWRONGWITHYOU

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BEFOREIANSWERYOUINEEDTOKNOWWHYICAN'TPOSTGIFSORPICTURES

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[Natz~]

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Just wake your brother up, Katt...

hes not sleeping, he's currently sticking his nose into his text books

...
...
...That was me.

muh?

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[A10theHero]

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just go back and run off to denial scardy cat, i got a blood thief to deal with first

It's funny how dumb you are. If only you could see the big picture...'tis a shame indeed.

 

[Omar_25]

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You might want to run Dark...

 

[Natz~]

BEFOREIANSWERYOUINEEDTOKNOWWHYICAN'TPOSTGIFSORPICTURES

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IDONTCAREABOUTYOURSORRYGIFSJUSTANSWERTHEDAMNQUESTIONBEFOREYOUENDUPASHARTEREDHUSK
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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

hes not sleeping, he's currently sticking his nose into his text books

Ask him, then! I can hardly wait!

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[Natz~]

Ask him, then! I can hardly wait!

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he just laughed

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[Substitution]

muh?

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Yeah. If all you said was true, that was me. 'Tis was the last memories I have. We toys don't remember much, but I'm aware of that... and the pain... probably the sorrow... memories can, can be fuzzy like that you know.

Ah, but it's, it's fine though... I mean, it's not like I wanted to...live you know. No, of course not. I'm better off as a "cute little plushie toy" aren't I?...

...

...

...

*plops over*

 

[KingofPhantoms]

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...and now I'm lost.

 

[A10theHero]

83

82

...and now I'm lost.

Just jump in and do the best you can
Wanna help me complete my master plan in the background?

 

[Natz~]

Yeah. If all you said was true, that was me. 'Tis was the last memories I have. We toys don't remember much, but I'm aware of that... and the pain... probably the sorrow... memories can, can be fuzzy like that you know.

Ah, but it's, it's fine though... I mean, it's not like I wanted to...live you know. No, of course not. I'm better off as a "cute little plushie toy" aren't I?...

...

...

...

*plops over*

so wait you used to be human, and when you died you turned into a plush toy?
...how long ago was your last memory?

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[Substitution]

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...and now I'm lost.

Here's the cliffnotes:

• We need blood.
• I had blood.
• Blood is useless.
• We need Lonekon.
• Katt killed me.

And that's the gist of it.

 

[Omar_25]

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I see you there lurking in the shadows @ShadowGanon ...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

he just laughed

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[Capybara Gaming]

This keeps getting weirder and weirder...

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[Natz~]

to be honest i'm just going with the flow

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[Fluttershy]

8? Substitutes ploping over

 

[Substitution]

Meh, I've seen weirder.

so wait you used to be human, and when you died you turned into a plush toy?
...how long ago was your last memory?

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About 3-5 years ago.
...At least I think so. All I remember is it not being too pleasant.

 

[A10theHero]

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Also, the blood is needed to turn SG into whatever Luma and Kon are.

This keeps getting weirder and weirder...

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It's different, not weird.

 

[Omar_25]

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[A10theHero]

I believe this is 94 bob-ombs

 

[LucarioDude]

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I have no idea what's going on.

 

[Natz~]

This keeps getting weirder and weirder...

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Meh, I've seen weirder.


About 3-5 years ago.
...At least I think so. All I remember is it not being too pleasant.

meh that fits about right
oh well sounds fishy to me either way

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[Substitution]

meh that fits about right
oh well sounds fishy to me either way

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Yes of course. Of course this also comes from who toyed with my life.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

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Kon is mean

I just wanted to see life in the eyes of a wolf and all he does is laugh.

 

[Natz~]

Yes of course. Of course this also comes from who toyed with my life.

i wanted a younger brother

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[Substitution]

i wanted a younger brother

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And I wanted to live. But hell I guess we all can't have what we want! Can't we?!

 

[Natz~]

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Kon is mean

I just wanted to see life in the eyes of a wolf and all he does is laugh.

ya we all know how rude konnie is,
well i'll show him OH YES I'LL SHOW HIM
MEHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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And I wanted to live. But hell I guess we all can't have what we want! Can't we?!

considering you believe you turned into a plush toy while being human
ya we can't

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

i wanted a younger brother

*checks her birthdate in her profile*

Yep, she's two months older than me.

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[Substitution]

considering you believe you turned into a plush toy while being human
ya we can't

Well then you tell me! Obviously since I'm the dunce here, why am I here like I am?!

 

[Natz~]

*checks her birthdate in her profile*

Yep, she's two months older than me.

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wa-wait? really?

neato

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[A10theHero]

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Looks like it's time to set my plan in motion.
Hey, plushie. What if I told you that I could provide answers to all of your questions? And that I could give you a new life?

 

[Natz~]

Well then you tell me! Obviously since I'm the dunce here, why am I here like I am?!

i don't know, how are substitutes even created?
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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

ya we all know how rude konnie is,
well i'll show him OH YES I'LL SHOW HIM
MEHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Whatever you have in plan, count me in!

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[Lily♫]

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Spoiler: How did I wind up here again

 

[DarkStarStorm]

IDONTCAREABOUTYOURSORRYGIFSJUSTANSWERTHEDAMNQUESTIONBEFOREYOUENDUPASHARTEREDHUSK
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Okay, here's the story:

Sif and I kept hearing rumors. The whispers we heard were of tragic proportions, of darkness kindled in abyssal depths... We heard of a warlock, more of a vagabond really, who had long since mastered the art of summoning. His treacherous experiments left dents in small towns here and there. Minor thoughts, we heard, but major and with consistency enough to look into. Looking into it, we found that the tale was like that of a Mangus Root Tree. The deeper we searched the more our suspicions were turned into fears. There was indeed a warlock, or Drasel Orc, secreted somewhere along the shores of the Varden River.

What confirmed it was a small flask of blood we uh...well...procured from some shady merchants. It was strange in consistancy, and Sif insisted that it was Wolfen, despite never encountering one before. As dragons are gifted with wisdom and knowledge beyond their years, I chalked the statement up to ancient instinct. For six months we flew the Varden. On the seventh, in the dead of Winter, some of my magic clashed up against that of a cloaking ward. The cave was inside the heart of the river, underneath rapids that sought to choke the lifegiving air it provided. Sif could not accompany me inside, but I knew that I had his strength to rely on if things got grim.

Hoisting Bjartiss, my sword, out of its scabbard, the roaring marine entrance became a distant memory. Minutes seemed like hours, but finally, a light grew out of the blackness before me. It was a refuge, built by Reaklings no doubt, but cultured by the magic of Snow Elves. Geyser Lake's river was rerouted into the moss-lit clearing. The Mosi Ond, or Glow Moss, provided enough light for trees to grow, which were fed by the waterfall itself. Admiring this beauty made me unaware of the growing army before me. What I faced was one of the scariest sights I've seen in all my years with Sif. Thirty creatures glowered there, ruffs standing, tails bristling, eyes gleaming, and fangs shining. Thirty creatures, thirty...

Wolfen

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