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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Then it worked, i have summoned you.

Thou hath not summoned me. I just happened to be wandering around these bombs.

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[Deleted member]

what do you achieve by doing that?

78

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

what do you achieve by doing that?

Preventing boredom

. . .

Also, I'm thinking of a few ways to kill a certain dragon.

79

 

[Deleted member]

Fairy types son.

80

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Nah, I already have an idea on how to do so. One that he simply cannot expect.

81

 

[Deleted member]

Fairy types son, just take my word for it.
82

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I don't know if I can trust you.

83

 

[Deleted member]

I don't know, can you?

84

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I'll need to taste your blood to make sure

85

 

[Deleted member]

Can't drink blood from a Mechon lad.

86

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Then, I cannot trust you.

87

 

[Deleted member]

Who said you had to trust me for it to work?
Fairy types son it's flawless.
88

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

.....nah

I'll try my own way first.

89

 

[Deleted member]

Don't cry if it doesn't work.

90

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Don't cry if it doesn't work.

I won't, because it'll work.

91

 

[A10theHero]

92 hellos and howdies

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

93

Well well well, if it ain't Mr. Classy Reptile

You arrived just in time for your death o'clock appointement with the dentist

 

[A10theHero]

94
I'm actually the dentist in this situation.

 

[Deleted member]

I only help when i feel like it, you're on your own lad.

95

 

[Fluttershy]

Fairy types son.

Fairy Type Pokemon are one of my specialties

96

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You? The dentist?

You're a funny lizard, A10

97

 

[A10theHero]

98
*punches SG in the face, making one of his teeth fall out*
Too bad the Tooth Fairy won't be here soon enough to give you your quarter...

 

[Deleted member]

He might be telling the truth, there was a rumor of a dragon that dressed like a dentist to steal teeth so the tooth fairy wouldn't hurt him, she was low on cash.
99

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*punches SG in the face, making one of his teeth fall out*
Too bad the Tooth Fairy won't be here soon enough to give you your quarter...

Well, I didn't expect that from you, but it doesn't matter...

*takes out a blood-stained whislte*

You see, A10, I've been thinking a lot about what you said yesterday. About how a single vampire can't be a threat to what you have in plan...

*blows the whistle, making 11 vampires get out of their hiding spots and surround A10*

Which is exactly why I decided to bring over some friends of mine.

100

 

[A10theHero]

101
Hmm, looks like I'll need more garlic. But these 5 in my top hat are more than enough to protect me for now.
In the meantime, I should get to know these friends of yours a little more.
*Stabs the nearest vampire with the stake cane*
1 down, 12 to go...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

102 "Dentists".

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

103

Children of the Night! ATTACK!!!

*the remaining vampires and I start to pummel the **** out of A10*

 

[A10theHero]

104
*Use my tail to knock everyone back and create an opening to escape the pressure*
Well, that was fun. *Wipes some blood off the corner of my mouth*
But if that's all you guys can do, then I might as well as wrap this up right now.
*Activate my earth breath and cause stakes to erupt from the ground and kill 7 of the vampires*
5 left...Now then, should I do the same thing twice or would like to take this fight to the air?

 

[Fluttershy]

105 Let's go Wondercolts

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

106

*I sneak behind A10, grab him and hold him in a chokehold (In other words, Snake's grab)*

No, you've killed enough of our siblings, A10. It's time for us to return the favor.

*one of the remaining vampires takes out a knife and starts to "express his art" on A10*

 

[A10theHero]

107
Hilarious!
*I drop my top hat and let the garlic stun SG and the artist*
Hey! You scratched my bow tie! You'll pay for that!
*Activate Earth Fury and kill all the vampires except SG*
Now then, where were we?

 

[Lily♫]

108
"I have free time in class, lets get on smashboards!"
*sees this*
*walks out*

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I'm not really up for this RP, so don't mind me.

109

I found a nice pic of Sassy Saddles.

Spoiler

 

[Substitution]

Are we still on the whole vampire thing? Eh...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

111

H.....How........This is impossible!

*backs away while having an expression of fear in his eyes*

My......my bretheren........nothing more than mere dust.......

I....I have no other choice.......

*leaves to a secret place all set up to summon a certain geometrical being*

EGASSEM SDRAWKCAB
EGASSEM SDRAWKCAB
EGASSEM SDRAWKCAB

*sigh*

 

[Substitution]

Also, I forgot to reply to this:

32 Substitutes watching anime to please their Goddess, who is named Katt

I don't consider her a "goddess". More so the sociopath that I'd rather not get on the bad side of. Then again it seems like this whole thing was swept under the rug, so that's nice.

 

[A10theHero]

113
You always want to bring Bill into the RPs for some reason.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You always want to bring Bill into the RPs for some reason.

So? You guys always try to kill me in RPs too, so I'm not the only redundant one, aren't I?

114

 

[Deleted member]

115

Are we still on the whole vampire thing? Eh...

We can do a thing of our own. :3

 

[Fluttershy]

116 Vampire RP is getting old imo..