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[Kneutronic]

99

Well, yeah, Dracula is pretty intelligent.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

100

You should come to Transylvania one day

 

[Kneutronic]

101

I could... If I felt the need to.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

102

Still waiting for my bloody snack, Ken.

. . .

Unless you want to BE said snack, that is.

 

[A10theHero]

103
I heard there are some pretty nice hotels in Transylvania

 

[Kneutronic]

Still waiting for my bloody snack, Ken.

. . .

Unless you want to BE said snack, that is.

You do recall tasting my blood, correct?

104

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I heard there are some pretty nice hotels in Transylvania

There's Dracula's Castle, but Drac's getting pretty annoyed of all the people asking him to say "Bleh bleh bleh"

You do recall tasting my blood, correct?

Yes, but there are times when I'm too thirsty to even care about whose blood I drink, regardless of how disgusting it is...

105

 

[Kneutronic]

106

Oh, well. Might as well bathe in garlic salt.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Oh, well. Might as well bathe in garlic salt.

Just get me my bloody fix.....

107

 

[Kneutronic]

Just get me my bloody fix.....

108

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You know what I meant

109

 

[Kneutronic]

You know what I meant

I did. Now drink the Bloody Mary.

110

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I did. Now drink the Bloody Mary.

That's not what I meant.

111

 

[Kneutronic]

That's not what I meant.

Fiiiiine...

Spoiler

112

 

[A10theHero]

113
*puts garlic on top of the blood packs*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Fiiiiine...

Spoiler

*jaw drops*

H-How.....how did you.....how did you managed to.....get so much blood?

*puts garlic on top of the blood packs*

114

 

[Kneutronic]

*puts garlic on top of the blood packs*

... ...

Seriously? I worked so hard to gather those to protect myself from hungry vampires!
*takes them off and works to remove the garlicky scent*

115

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

116

So much blood......wasted

 

[A10theHero]

117

... ...

Seriously? I worked so hard to gather those to protect myself from hungry vampires!
*takes them off and works to remove the garlicky scent*

115

Why give them blood like a lowly servant? Take some garlic and show them who's boss!

116

So much blood......wasted

*takes SG's apple and replaces it with garlic*

 

[Kneutronic]

118
*sighs, looking down*

...Still wanna feast on a fish, Uni...?

EDIT: Because I WANT TO LIKE VAMPIRES AGAIN.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

117
*sighs, looking down*

...Still wanna feast on a fish, Uni...?

*licks his lips in approval*

119

 

[Kneutronic]

120

*licks his lips in approval*

...I can't believe I'm doing this...
*spreads arms wide, leaving myself vulnerable*

 

[A10theHero]

121
Ken, what are you doing!? This is crazy!

 

[Kneutronic]

Ken, what are you doing!? This is crazy!

I enslaved him. I made him a pet. ...I liked his company...

Consider this my way of apologizing...

122

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

...I can't believe I'm doing this...
*spreads arms wide, leaving myself vulnerable*

You know what?

After all those tasty blood sacks you gave me in the past few days, I'll let you decide on whether I shall turn you into a vampire or not as I quench my thirst on you.

123

 

[Kneutronic]

You know what?

After all those tasty blood sacks you gave me in the past few days, I'll let you decide on whether I shall turn you into a vampire or not as I quench my thirst on you.

(Please don't. I don't think I'll find a picture of a vampire Ruto online...)

124

 

[A10theHero]

125

I enslaved him. I made him a pet. ...I liked his company...

Consider this my way of apologizing...

122

I'm not going to stop you, but I'll tell you this: you're making a bad decision.

(Please don't. I don't think I'll find a picture of a vampire Ruto online...)

124

(I can make one on photoshop if you want)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

(Please don't. I don't think I'll find a picture of a vampire Ruto online...)

Alrighty then.

*proceeds to drain Ken's blood, but leaves enough of it for him to stay alive*

Y'know, once you ignore the slimy texture, it actually tastes pretty good.

126

 

[Kneutronic]

127
*faints*

 

[A10theHero]

128
*steals Ken's lightsaber*
I'll need this in my master plan.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

129

I still have the other lightsaber, y'know

 

[A10theHero]

130
That's alright with me.
The poor fool doesn't understand what I'm planning..

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

131

I heard you, A10.

 

[A10theHero]

132
You're acting as if I'm trying to hide my plans from you.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You're acting as if I'm trying to hide my plans from you.

And you're acting as if I wasn't able to stop them.

133

 

[A10theHero]

134

And you're acting as if I wasn't able to stop them.

133

There's no acting in that regard, my friend.

Euax juus oy atgbuojghrk tuc, eua vgznkzoi bgsvoxk
2x times the pain
for which there is no gain​

 

[Kneutronic]

135

...Oy... So light-headed...

 

[Luig]

136
Now this is the story all about how I got home from school right now
And I'm not sure if I'm in the middle of an rp or not
So I might as well ask how did you guys like fg?

 

[A10theHero]

137
Hey! Glad to see you're awake, buddy!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

138

You think I'll fall for a cipher, A10?