Official Bob-Omg Social: Count to 300 bob-ombs!

[Substitution]

Is this some kind of KISS joke?

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Of course not. Besides, if I wanted to make a rock joke the more logical choice would be The Rolling Stones.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Of course not. Besides, if I wanted to make a rock joke the more logical choice would be The Rolling Stones.

.............nice pun, but I don't see how vampires can be part rock......

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[Substitution]

.............nice pun, but I don't see how vampires can be part rock......

60

Consider it more of a hidden gene, but it is there. So technically you are a rock. And I'd recommend hiding from Charizard for a while.

 

[A10theHero]

62

*grabs A10 by the neck and slams him on the ground whilst holding him*

Great idea, A10!

*starts choking the dragon*

We'll take a picture of your corpse after I'm done with it

48

Was that supposed to surprise me?
*Drops top hat and reveals a piece of garlic*

 

[Deleted member]

63

Three: Never mess with a thirsty vampire

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Four: A Vampire is still human meat just old and stale, Slicing you into pieces should be no problem!

 

[Fluttershy]

64 true magic comes from Honesty, Generosity, Loyalty, Kindness and Laughter

 

[A10theHero]

65
When these five elements are mixed together, you have...

Spoiler

The Powerpuff Girls!

Spoiler

It's actually friendship, but I was close.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Four: A Vampire is still human meat just old and stale, Slicing you into pieces should be no problem!

Five: ......I actually got nothing to follow with

Was that supposed to surprise me?
*Drops top hat and reveals a piece of garlic*

*whimpers*

I....I......I h-hate you

*releases him from his grasp and runs as far as possible from him*

66

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

67 tennis rackets

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

68 vampires

 

[A10theHero]

69

*whimpers*

I....I......I h-hate you

*releases him from his grasp and runs as far as possible from him*

66

Oh no you don't!
*Chases after SG with garlic in my hand*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

70

*starts running even faster*

 

[A10theHero]

71
*starts flying even faster*
*Starts shooting fireballs*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

72

L-Leave me alone, reptile....

P-Please?

 

[A10theHero]

73
*rams into SG*
Not until I'm through with you!
And I can't let you get in the way of my plans...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

74

*hits a wall because of A10's ramming*

W-Why?
Also, I heard that...

 

[A10theHero]

75
It's none of your business! Besides, it's not something you'd understand...
*Presses a button on my cane, which makes the end sharp like a stake*

 

[Substitution]

75

*squeaks while on the floor*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

It's none of your business! Besides, it's not something you'd understand...
*Presses a button on my cane, which makes the end sharp like a stake*

S-Seriously, A10.....y-you don't need to....to do this......

*A10 is getting closer and closer*

S-S-Someone like you could....c-could use a henchman, r-r-r-right?

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[A10theHero]

78
Why need henchmen when there's nobody in the world who could pose a threat to me? Though you might be a hindrance in my plans...
Now, where were we?
*Raises cane stake*
*Hears MVG's squeak*
Wait, what was that? *Looks away*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Why need henchmen when there's nobody in the world who could pose a threat to me? Though you might be a hindrance in my plans...
Now, where were we?
*Raises cane stake*

W-What about.....What about other worlds?

I..I know a certain King who.....who c-could be t-t-trouble......

*Hears MVG's squeak*
Wait, what was that? *Looks away*

That......T-That would be the S-Substitute.....

79

 

[A10theHero]

80

W-What about.....What about other worlds?

I..I know a certain King who.....who c-could be t-t-trouble......

The King of Phantoms? No, he's an ally. We both share the common enemy who happens to be a certain vampire...

That......T-That would be the S-Substitute.....

Right. So he won't be a problem. Not one bit. Now where we?
*raise cane stake and stabs SG in the heart*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

The King of Phantoms? No, he's an ally. We both share the common enemy who happens to be a certain vampire...

Wait...w-what?

Right. So he won't be a problem. Not one bit. Now where we?
*raise cane stake and stabs SG in the heart*

*calls a number on speed-dial before being stabbed*

P-Prepare....for war......

81

 

[Fluttershy]

82 so how are things going?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

so how are things going?

The reptilian known as A10 has taken down one of my kind and he shall pay for this.

I will send my Children of the Night after him as I try to look for the remains of the fallen vampire known as Uni.

So sayeth Count Dracula, ruler of Transylvania and vampirekind.

83

 

[Kneutronic]

Spoiler

84

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

85

Morning/Afternoon/Whatever-time-of-the-day-it-is-for-you, Ken.

 

[Kneutronic]

86

Happy weekday. Back in school and all.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

87 Mondays

 

[Kneutronic]

88

Yep. Mondays...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

89 Hungry Mondays

 

[Kneutronic]

90

Didn't get your blood fix, Uni?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Didn't get your blood fix, Uni?

That and being resurrected by Dracula always gives me the munchies.

91

 

[Kneutronic]

92

You know Dracula?

 

[A10theHero]

93

Wait...w-what?

*calls a number on speed-dial before being stabbed*

P-Prepare....for war......

81

Spoiler: Bad word warning--shield your innocence!

The reptilian known as A10 has taken down one of my kind and he shall pay for this.

I will send my Children of the Night after him as I try to look for the remains of the fallen vampire known as Uni.

So sayeth Count Dracula, ruler of Transylvania and vampirekind.

83

Ooh, I like where this is going!
My plan is moving along very nicely...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You know Dracula?

Know him?!

I'm one of his Children of the Night, which is basically a squad of vampire soldiers.

94

 

[Kneutronic]

95

Oh, sweet!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

96

Sweet? It's awesome!

 

[Kneutronic]

97

I'd like to meet Dracula one day. Let's just hope he's not as bloodthirsty as you are.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I'd like to meet Dracula one day. Let's just hope he's not as bloodthirsty as you are.

He's pretty thirsty at times, but in a much sneakier way.

I should know, he's the one who bit me.

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