Official Bob-Omg Social: Count to 300 bob-ombs!

[Fluttershy]

19

My jokes are funnier

Wanna hear one?

As long as it's not the most basic of jokes go ahead
20

 

[KingofPhantoms]

21 Spikes.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

22

As long as it's not the most basic of jokes go ahead
20

You're the most basic of jokes

Spoiler: The REAL joke now

It's the story of a little 9-year-old boy who got sent home early from school with a note from the principal. His mother read it: "Could you please tell your son the difference between boys and girls?"

So, the mother brought the boy to his room and told him: "Take off my jacket!"
He does it.
"Take off my skirt!"
He does it.
"Take off my tights!"
He does it.
"Take off my bra!"
He does it.

Then the mother, furious, tells his child: "And now, promise me one thing; DON'T YOU EVER WEAR MY CLOTHES TO SCHOOL EVER AGAIN!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

23

Oh God that's brilliant

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

24

I know, right?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

25 Bob-ombs.

Yep!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

26

I think this is one of the best jokes I ever told.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

27

I'd agree.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

28

How do you call a magic owl?

Spoiler

Hoodini!

(Before anyone asks, that one's from YouTube)

 

[KingofPhantoms]

29 Jokes.
________

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

30

Anyone else got some jokes?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

31

No, but going back to what I said about Spike earlier I might have a cute picture to share?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

32

That'll do

 

[LoneKonWolf]

33

 

[KingofPhantoms]

34

I shall show it in a while.

 

[Fluttershy]

35 I didn't get the first one

 

[Substitution]

36

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

35 I didn't get the first one

Are you serious?

37

 

[Fluttershy]

Are you serious?

37

I mean I didn't find it funny
38

 

[KingofPhantoms]

39 Bob-ombs.

 

[Substitution]

40

 

[Fluttershy]

41 bob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

42

I bet you're kidding, Sunset

That joke is too brilliant to NOT be funny

 

[KingofPhantoms]

43 Bob-ombs.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

44 Joke-ombs

 

[KingofPhantoms]

45

And now for that cute Spike picture I was talking about:

Spoiler

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

46

That is simply adorable

 

[Fluttershy]

47
0/10 no Sunset Shimmer

Nnope didn't find it funny

 

[KingofPhantoms]

48 Twilights giving Spike a tickle.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

49

Did you at least get the joke, Shimmy?

 

[JayTheUnseen]

49

22


You're the most basic of jokes

Spoiler: The REAL joke now

It's the story of a little 9-year-old boy who got sent home early from school with a note from the principal. His mother read it: "Could you please tell your son the difference between boys and girls?"

So, the mother brought the boy to his room and told him: "Take off my jacket!"
He does it.
"Take off my skirt!"
He does it.
"Take off my tights!"
He does it.
"Take off my bra!"
He does it.

Then the mother, furious, tells his child: "And now, promise me one thing; DON'T YOU EVER WEAR MY CLOTHES TO SCHOOL EVER AGAIN!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

50

Well, it was a pretty dirty joke until the punchline kicked in.

______

I really do wish Spike and Twilight showed more care and family-like affection for each other in the show like that. I feel like it's been quite some time since we've seen any tender moments between them.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

50

Well, it was a pretty dirty joke until the punchline kicked in.

Your mind is twisted

51

 

[Fluttershy]

52 ok I went through the portal again

 

[KingofPhantoms]

53

No it isn't.

no one wants to continue the Spike thing I was talking about?

 

[JayTheUnseen]

54
As Rarity would say: "Some of us DO have standards."

 

[Fluttershy]

55 i feel naked in pony form

 

[JayTheUnseen]

56
Spike has rarely been used correctly in the show in my opinion.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

nobody at all? EDIT: nvm I'm too slow

57

Luna must feel similar without her royal attire.

______

Yeah, I really do feel like he has more potential.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

58 Back to Equestria, Shimmy?

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I honestly don't know how to feel about Spike.

But I agree with Jay.

As Rarity would say: "Some of us DO have standards."

Standards? What are those?!