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KingofPhantoms

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I've seen plenty of other pics that have the potential to "kill" you through cuteness.

But for the sake of my Necromancer I won't share any of them for a while.
 

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The Necromancer is a phantom.

Necromancy is just his specialty. And being under a Royal employer, his task in this world is official and of the highest importance. He revives people who were lost through supernatural means. He holds a special role in this realm, the Kingdom officials have no need to employ any other Necromancers, and the few in our army being there to help maintain human armies when they need to travel through our world. The Necromancer you've met, the one that has been reviving you, thus, has the title of being The Necromancer.

(we've noticed a lot of people on the Internet lose their lives through cuteness. Studies have shown that cuteness too has some supernatural qualities to it)
 
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This guy probably has died to cuteness that much, yeah. Though we've actually recorded about 8356,1227 deaths by cuteness in total, over the entire span of the Internet's lifetime.
 
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This guy probably has died to cuteness that much, yeah. Though we've actually recorded about 8356,1227 deaths by cuteness in total, over the entire span of the Internet's lifetime.
I thought there'd be at least one more zero because of cyberbullying.... unless you decided to not count them...

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I was only mentioning deaths by cuteness, not all supernatural means of death through the Internet.
Oops! That comma really confused me :facepalm:

But yeah, any other leads towards cuteness being super nacho....I mean, supernatural? :lol:

The way to remove it is highly classified information though so I can't reveal how it is possible..
 
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Oops! That comma really confused me :facepalm:

But yeah, any other leads towards cuteness being super nacho....I mean, supernatural? :lol:
Many inspections and studies have indicated that some beings with magical or supernatural capabilities are capable of feeding off the love people feel for cute things, then can create hallucinations of cute things of their own design, using the cuteness to fool their victims and slowly take control of them. Overall, it's a lot like mind control, but few beings are capable of using it like that, at least, not in such a dangerously powerful way, it's not a concern. Plus, it's not natural cuteness. We still haven't entirely figured out how natural cuteness can cause death to so many Internet-goers, but hey, at least it's something, It couldn't be used and extracted for such uses if it didn't have supernatural properties to it in the first place, we definitely know that.

Well that's a disturbing twist on the original scene. Think I'm gonna take my leave for bed now.

I can run, but it'll still be in my nightmares.
 

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Many inspections and studies have indicated that some beings with magical or supernatural capabilities are capable of feeding off the love people feel for cute things, then can create hallucinations of cute things of their own design, using the cuteness to fool their victims and slowly take control of them. Overall, it's a lot like mind control, but few beings are capable of using it like that, at least, not in such a dangerously powerful way, it's not a concern. Plus, it's not natural cuteness. We still haven't entirely figured out how natural cuteness can cause death to so many Internet-goers, but hey, at least it's something, It couldn't be used and extracted for such uses if it didn't have supernatural properties to it in the first place, we definitely know that.
Such power could be useful for a rival company trying to make its place in the market... :glare:

We must find a way to counter it. We simply must!

false. Their is no record of it in any documents. Only a select few know how to remove the blessing and many spells are in place to make sure it's kept secret..
 
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Not even Bill (iirc) will know. Contemplating about telling the secret will instantly make the individual forget the actual method and replace it with a false method.. this helps keep the information safeguarded in case someone loses control over themselves, or turn traitor..
 

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Not even Bill (iirc) will know. Contemplating about telling the secret will instantly make the individual forget the actual method and replace it with a false method.. this helps keep the information safeguarded in case someone loses control over themselves, or turn traitor..
Trust me, I'll find a way :evil:
Now that KoP's fired employees are finally useful to me. ^_^
 
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Trust me, I'll find a way :evil:
Now that KoP's fired employees are finally useful to me. ^_^
Still not possible :p trying to remove that one spell will trigger another one that will activate the memory swap spell. And that spell has an infinite spell lock that will lead to the same result..

It is one of those things that only an immortal would spend their time trying to crack they still are unsuccessful at it lol
 
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Still not possible :p trying to remove that one spell will trigger another one that will activate the memory swap spell. And that spell has an infinite spell lock that will lead to the same result..
That's impossible, mate! :ohwell:

You're just trying to drive me away from it using your adorableness. :smirk:

Very nice try, but I ain't falling for it, Agent Arrow. :laugh:
 
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I need to stop watching those food reviews on youtube. Now I'm hungry for chicken at 3AM.
 

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@ Fluttershy Fluttershy I got it taken care of. I just decided to do it myself, I have the PayPal invoice for it so I'm sure it's probably fine.
 
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