Official Bob-Omg Social: Count to 300 bob-ombs!

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

. . . why do you know where i live?

That's classified information, canine.

72

 

[Omar_25]

74 bob-ombs?

 

[Fluttershy]

74 oh hi AEM

60

Controlling it is a terrible thing. You must embrace it

I already gave up on trying to control it and am embracing our pony overlords

 

[LoneKonWolf]

66
Hm, I wouldn't have expected that, either.

It has been a while. How've you been?

Meh same old, same old

Not much has changed except the months

That's classified information, canine.

72

Concerning that this is where i live, and as far as im concerned you are a random person on the internet

Its no longer "classified information" to me

75 we are at

 

[KingofPhantoms]

76

It is pretty cool. I was surprised to hear she made an OC representing herself in the MLP world.

At least Katt doesn't chew on me.

Maybe I should test that theory

"straps more meat to MVG"

 

[LoneKonWolf]

You know what, if katt doesn't chew on him what does she do?
77

 

[Substitution]

I don't know. Katt stuff I guess.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

79

Maybe she'd use him as a pillow?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I don't know. Katt stuff I guess.

. . . . uh. . um. . . i . . don't have anything to say

80

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

81

You know what, if katt doesn't chew on him what does she do?

Gobble him up?

Concerning that this is where i live, and as far as im concerned you are a random person on the internet

Its no longer "classified information" to me

Sounds like wolf gibberish to me

 

[LoneKonWolf]

79

Maybe she'd use him as a pillow?

I don't know. . .

82

 

[Substitution]

. . . . uh. . um. . . i . . don't have anything to say

80

Well it's either that or being used as a chew toy/pillow. And I like denial so I'll stick to my guns.

83

 

[JayTheUnseen]

83
As a Katt? I'd say a doll would die a slow and painful death at the paws of those playful claws.

 

[Fluttershy]

85 Pony Overlords

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Sounds like wolf gibberish to me

Alright lets start over

Tell me how you came to be our personal stalker, and ill make sure the crows don't feast of whats left of your human remains

86

 

[Substitution]

83
As a Katt? I'd say a doll would die a slow and painful death at the paws of those playful claws.

I don't like where this is going.

 

[JayTheUnseen]

88 Pony Underdogs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

89

How's the Phantom Realm, KoP? Are you still cleaning up the stain that your stupid former employees left on your army's reputation?

Alright lets start over

Tell me how you came to be our personal stalker, and ill make sure the crows don't feast of whats left of your human remains

This information is only available for high-ranked employees of SG Laboratories.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

90

Even the smallest of canines can wreck havoc on plush toys.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I don't like where this is going.

Don't worry katt's not an actual cat, shes a canine, so its just your usual fear of teeth, gnawing, biting, etc

91

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Don't worry katt's not an actual cat, shes a canine, so its just your usual fear of teeth

88

Dogs have claws too

92

 

[Substitution]

Don't worry katt's not an actual cat, shes a canine, so its just your usual fear of teeth

88

That's exactly why I'm afraid.

90

 

[A10theHero]

94 bob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

95

Hello A10, my most faithful student.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

This information is only available for high-ranked employees of SG Laboratories.

Right. . . and i shouldn't kill you for this information because?

96

 

[A10theHero]

97

Ah, Princess SG. How are you today?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

98

 

[Substitution]

99

Right. . . and i shouldn't kill you for this information because?

96

Because he loves you. And sees you as a close friend.
And friends don't let friends be mincemeat.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

100

99

Because he loves you. And sees you as a close friend.
And friends don't let friends be mincemeat.

...well, that's one way to look at the magic of friendship.

 

[A10theHero]

101 bob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

102

Right. . . and i shouldn't kill you for this information because?

Don't try to feel special, Konnie. My company's been gathering information here and there using methods that shouldn't be explained.

You're not the only one.

 

[Substitution]

103

 

[LoneKonWolf]

99

Because he loves you. And sees you as a close friend.
And friends don't let friends be mincemeat.

Really?

Because me and you are close friends and i chew on you (or one of your cousins) to piles of fluff twice a week.

Your very existence proves that false

102

Don't try to feel special, Konnie. My company's been gathering information here and there using methods that shouldn't be explained.

You're not the only one.

I don't care about being special, i just want a way for this to stop, oh well though
*Rips out heart*
Time to fed this to the crows

104

 

[Substitution]

Really?

Because me and you are close friends and i chew on you (or one of your cousins) to piles of fluff twice a week.

Your very existence proves that false

That's not my fault. Everyone straps meat to me.

105

 

[JayTheUnseen]

106
SG killed? You've invoked a more powerful enemy's wrath than you expect.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

True but still

107

And whos wrath?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I don't care about being special, i just want a way for this to stop, oh well though
*Rips out heart*
Time to fed this to the crows

*demented laughter of evilness*

As far as things go, I'm more machine than man now, thanks to your eating habits. Take it if you want, it won't stop me.

108

 

[KingofPhantoms]

109

Meanwhile I simply can't be killed because I'm a phantom.

 

[A10theHero]

110
*eating popcorn*
This is so interesting!

 

[JayTheUnseen]

109
Mine. For I hold the Element Of Loyalty. And I possess powers you don't know...yet.