Official Bob-Omg Social: Count to 300 bob-ombs!

[Omar_25]

130 bob-ombs

 

[Fluttershy]

131 Ponies

 

[Omar_25]

132 bob-ombs

 

[ShadowGanon]

133

How long exactly?

103

About as long as Omar_25 has been here. He's not who he says he is...

114

Well, at least you're not part robot because a wolf ate nearly half your body...

Obviously you meant to say assimilate

NEVAR

115 members of the ever-growing Herd

NEVAR

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

134 bob-ombs

 

[Metalbro]

135 bob-ombs

This thread has officially become the best forum game. A chance to get a 1 year freemium? SIGN ME UP...

oh wait...

 

[Omar_25]

136 bob-ombs

133

About as long as Omar_25 has been here. He's not who he says he is...

The deception begins.

 

[Locuan]

0 bob-ombs.

 

[Substitution]

1

 

[Omar_25]

2 bob-ombs

 

[Metalbro]

3 bob-ombs

It'd be nice if we don't get to 251 until after the 17th so I can have a chance to win.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

NEVAR

That's what I said and you probably know what happened....

4

 

[Fluttershy]

5 Ponies

2 Admins in less than a day? That's an academy record

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Aw

6

How's the old staff? I'm just curious to see what they've become.

124

The mages became hobos, the old head of security got a job at a local police department, my secretary is still here (one of the few competent members this high up in the ranks) the head Chef now works at a fast food restaurant, the general of the army simply got demoted, the head of computer operations now works with animals at a pet store, the former tour guide now works as a garbageman, the gardener went to live away from society (at least until he could think of another solid job option), and the gravekeeper quit before I even got to fire him and went to move to the human world so he could become a job as a Haunter and haunt some specified places for a price.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

The mages became hobos, the old head of security got a job at a local police department, my secretary is still here (one of the few competent members this high up in the ranks) the head Chef now works at a fast food restaurant, the general of the army simply got demoted, the head of computer operations now works with animals at a pet store, the former tour guide now works as a garbageman, the gardener went to live away from society (at least until he could think of another solid job option), and the gravekeeper quit before I even got to fire him and went to move to the human world so he could become a job as a Haunter and haunt some specified places for a price.

Some of them have gotten some fates that are rather...interesting

Maybe the fired ones could find some use elsewhere

7

 

[Platsy]

8

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I don't blame you. He's a fluffy puppy.

122

Wait. . . im fluffy?
. . . cool

9

 

[KingofPhantoms]

10 Surprisingly fluffy wolves.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

11 fluffy wolves...

I still won't forgive him for all the body parts I had to replace with robot ones....even if they are cooler than regular human body parts

 

[ShadowGanon]

11

That's what I said and you probably know what happened....

4

I will not falter.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I will not falter.

The only way to resist assimilation is to already be assimilated

13

 

[Fluttershy]

*Slides in the same way as Fluttershy did in my current avi.* Oh am I interrupting? I'm sorry..
14

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Spoiler

I have no regrets

15

 

[KingofPhantoms]

16

Obligatory.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

17 Kings of Phantoms firing their dumber staff

Obligatory.

10/10 because unicorn

 

[LoneKonWolf]

18

 

[Fluttershy]

Pony Overlords are loved
19

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

20 fluffy wolves that I'll never forgive *I then cry over the parts I've lost because of his canine appetite*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I only took an arm. . . then a leg. . . and a liver when you feel asleep. . . and a part of the spine that one time. . .and maybe a spleen

21

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You took both legs and both arms, buddy. Not to mention the lower jaw and left eye...

22

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Oh no, katt took those

She still has the eye bottled, i have no idea how she sleeps with it staring at her.

23

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

24

Maybe she likes the feeling of me looking at her every night

 

[Substitution]

Which is why I'm glad to being a plushie toy. That way I don't have to deal with crazed wolves taking my arms and legs.

25

 

[LoneKonWolf]

And spleens!

Don't forget the spleens

26

 

[KingofPhantoms]

27

Maybe I should get a Medigun. Those things heal all wounds, even totally lost body parts.

 

[Substitution]

28

 

[LoneKonWolf]

29

 

[Fluttershy]

30

I'm still wondering why there is a beach at the bottom of the ocean..

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

31

Maybe I should get a Medigun. Those things heal all wounds, even totally lost body parts.

Nah, I'd rather stick with the Cyber Initiative of my company. It's really painful, but it's more than worth it.

Speaking of, I'm thinking of cyberizing my entire skeleton to ensure wolves don't try to eat me.

I'm still wondering why there is a beach at the bottom of the ocean..

Looks like you found the lost city of Atlantis

 

[Fluttershy]

Looks like you found the lost city of Atlantis

I didn't know that Atlantis changed its name to Bikini Bottom
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