Big Word Story 1

[KingofPhantoms]

...ate the entire Island, but Bartholomew, K. Rool and a few Kremlings escaped on an iceberg, only for them to run into Snowmads who....

 

[dimensionsword64]

...did a mysterious ritual to destroy the iceberg, but they messed up on the words, so the chant instead...

 

[Link2thelost90]

Sunk the Ghost Ship from The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker with an iceberg instead. So Link never got the last Triforce Shard and...

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

saved Hyrule. Fortunately Solid Snake...

 

[dimensionsword64]

...was on a vacation in Hyrule and he...

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

saved the Shard and..

 

[dimensionsword64]

tried to save Hyrule but he got bored, so he...

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

lit a cigarette and Ganon then said "It Burn!" he then..

 

[dimensionsword64]

scrubbed all of the floors in Hyrule, but the mop came to life and...

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

scrubbed all of the floors in Hyrule, but the mop came to life and...

beat the crap out of him. The mop suddenly became the Master Mop and..

 

[dimensionsword64]

scrubbed all the ceilings in Hyrule, creating a paradox that caused...

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

scrubbed all the ceilings in Hyrule, creating a paradox that caused...

Giant letters to appear. The letters said..

 

[dimensionsword64]

..."Eat cake pie face!" Snake sat there wondering what it meant. Suddenly...

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

it hit him. Both literally and figuratively, he got hit with the pie and grabbed the..

 

[Substitution]

...closest thing to a marshmallow he could, of which transformed into a...

 

[dimensionsword64]

Goomba, which proceeded to destroy everything. Suddenly,

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Count Bleck appeared from the Sky and....

 

[Substitution]

...ate a Mr. Goodbar and...

 

[dimensionsword64]

...stomped on the Goomba's head. However, the Goomba didn't get defeated! It charged at Count Bleck and...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

.....attempted to bite him with it's poison fangs, which resulted in....

 

[Substitution]

...Stockholm syndrome. Which made...

 

[Opossum]

...the far-off land of Oz have an earthquake. In response, the Tin Man got transported to the Goomba, and...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

....attempted to attack him with a metal axe, but quickly started to rust because...

 

[dimensionsword64]

The Snowmads were performing another ritual, one that made all tin objects rust. Suddenly,

 

[StaffofSmashing]

A duck wearing a tuxedo fell from the sky and...

 

[dimensionsword64]

ate the snowmads. This interrupted the ritual, causing...

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

...the duck to find out that he's the lovechild of Scrooge McDuck! Feeling inadequated, he took Count Bleck's...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

...staff and cast a miniature black hole at Batman and stole the Batmobile, which he used to travel to....

 

[dimensionsword64]

the Twilight Realm. There, he encountered Zant, who...

 

[StaffofSmashing]

Said "I am Zant. You are a duck. I'm gonna kill you now." The Duck fights back by...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

....performing the Wushi Finger Hold upon Zant, sending him flying into the void where Count Bleck's castle was, which resulted in Count Bleck....

 

[StaffofSmashing]

being revived. Bleck then sets out to destroy the Duck. The Duck, bewildered by the sudden situation, ...

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

...summoned and contracted Saber to be his servant. Count Bleck heard about this and...

 

[dimensionsword64]

ate a McDonalds happy meal. This made a rift in the dimensions that caused....

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

Anthasma to emerge from the dream plane. Having digestive issues from the Happy Meal, Count Bleck...

 

[StaffofSmashing]

Threw up on a rip in time. This caused the Flatwoods Monster to emerge and...

 

[Substitution]

...convert the Earth into a giant cucumber. Thankfully...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

....the magic of Disneyland immediately reverted Earth into it's normal state. Witnessing this, Bleck then invaded Disneyland to harness it's power for....

 

[SmasherMaster]

...WORLD DOMINATION! Of course, he was frozen by the power of...

 

[Blargg888]

...WORLD DOMINATION! Of course, he was frozen by the power of...

The Ice Rod, meanwhile Disneyland exploded, revealing...