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Best. Job. Ever.

Optimus Rhyme

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Guess you could say Dentists have rawking Jobs. But I rather be like Phoenix Wright and be a lawyer.
 

Pit 42

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I would rather be a photographer for Playboy.

All my perverted jokes aside, I would think a film critic would be the best job ever. Eating popcorn and watching movies all day sound good to me.
 

Vicious Delicious

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Videogame Journalist. Write reviews on games, play them, relaxed (enough) enviorment... that'd be best.
 

Zink

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Do you guys know how hard video game work is? Journalism is rough, you have deadly deadlines and there's a ton of work to do. Making them is worse, cuz pressure and risks are through the roof.
 

Kai_

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Fireman in my opinion. You get lots of respect, shelter, chill with friends, and you have a "special" relationship with the police that you won't get arrested(most of the time).
 

commonyoshi

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If I was in it for the money I'd probably be a gold digger.

If I was in it for the satisfaction of the job I'd be a corrupt high school principle.

Good thing I'm not interested in money or emo kids.
 

GoldShadow

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Eye Doctor. You get to work like 2 days a week if you feel like it. ^_^
An opthalmologist...

and for the record, any kind of doctor can work as much or as little as he/she wants to a certain extent (though I don't know why any would want to work very little).
 

Bazooka Lucca

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Of all professions, dentistry has the highest stress level. I don't think I could deal with that.
 
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Of all professions, dentistry has the highest stress level. I don't think I could deal with that.
Wa-ho! Don't tell me that! Xsyven tells me the sound of the drill is enough to prompt some dentists to take the long drive off the short cliff, but personally high-pitched RPMs have always been somewhat of a fetish of mine. So other than that, where's the stress coming from?


And about videogame developer... Maybe if you were strictly story board. Hopping aboard Zink's wavelength, those people get paid more based on how much earlier they pump out games, and consequently they end up working like 12-hour days programming codes or running into walls to make sure they're solid. But if that's your thing, you have my blessing.
 

notftomearth7

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I rather be a prosecutor like the pimpin' Mr. Edgeworth, or maybe I will be a Pikachu since they turn me on.
Dammit, sometimes I think you need help Pikacun! Anyway, the best job ever would be either of the following


1. Bounty Hunter
2. Game Tester
3. Mercenary
4. Cop
5. Pimp


Being all five in combination would be sweet. Although I don't know how being a cop AND a pimp would work out.
 

Bazooka Lucca

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Rims aren't hard at all! I wouldn't have experience with giving the last two though.... actually, no, you're right, rims are hard because the girl almost always squirms and you can get her to stay still. It's fun to do if you're looking to tease your significant other.
 
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