Killer Croc
Deceased
Glad to know we see each other the same way.
Why would you bother to ask such a moronic question? Bane is a stuffed Care Bare compared to me.
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Batman: We Own the Knight (mee-OWWwwwwww - Catwoman Report Card is up!)
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Penny Plunderer
Guest
Croc, don't underestimate her. She's not what she seems. Take her advice.
Bane would break Croc's back. No offense Croc, I know you're definitely strong but dammit look at Bane. He would destroy you if he had the chance. Sure you might get in a good punch or two, but unless you got some sort of disease that you're immune to that can kill him then that's your only chance. But either way, you'd probably end up dead. Avoid Bane at all costs.
Bane the Breaker
Deceased
Precisely what I would say if I hadn't ditched my master plan. A decent plan, but predictable.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA
ME, intimidated of YOU?! I have spent almost my entire life in prison! I killed the toughest man in the toughest prison at the age of 11! I spent 10 years in a solitary prison which flooded every night! I escaped from the most heavily guarded prison in the world! And you think I'm intimidated by you? No, you merely irritate me like no other. That's why you will be the first to die.
Killer Croc
Deceased
You just contradicted yourself, Penny.
You claimed not to underestimate Catwoman, for she is tougher than she looks, but then you claim, just on how Bane looks, he would break my spine.
Don't judge a book by it's cover, Penny, you'll be dead no time.
You claimed not to underestimate Catwoman, for she is tougher than she looks, but then you claim, just on how Bane looks, he would break my spine.
Don't judge a book by it's cover, Penny, you'll be dead no time.
Killer Croc
Deceased
Also, to Mr. Bane here, word of advice.
Try not to gouge my eyes out with your horribly formated wall of text.
Try not to gouge my eyes out with your horribly formated wall of text.
Killer Croc
Deceased
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The Chechen
Deceased
Whoos da niew gauy?
{ooc}Yeah, I already made that mistake too, this alternate account thing is going to take a bit to get used to {/ooc}
{ooc}Yeah, I already made that mistake too, this alternate account thing is going to take a bit to get used to {/ooc}
The Chechen
Deceased
Waddya thunk yar doin dar? Smm kinda black magic?!
Bane the Breaker
Deceased
Croc, I have no quarrel with you, and despite some people's wishes to see us do battle, I would much rather see how much damage we can do together...
Killer Croc
Deceased
True, Bane, if out fates cross paths, we could surely take out a couple of hotels before Batman shows up, who knows, possibly might be able to defeat Batman.
The Chechen
Deceased
Weird, thug speak really comes off more like daffy duck talk when read.
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Penny Plunderer
Guest
I can irritate you, right? Well then that makes you mad, and when people get mad then they can't always think straight which if their opponent is calm and level headed, can easily beat their opponent. I can tell by the way you posted that I got to ya as well as others. I'm well aware of your strengths and weaknesses Bane and I know what you can do, but you don't know what I can do. And if I know you're strengths and weaknesses, then you can bet your *** that the Batman does. For example, I know that you're smarter than you look Bane so please learn not to get irritated, intimidated, etc. by anybody or else the Batman will beat you without a doubt. I'm not saying that you won't land any punches on him because I know that you'll knock his *** around Bane, but in the end he'll find a way to beat you. Learn to be calm and level-headed. Same goes for the rest of you.
I'm not, I'm well aware of your strengths, weaknesses, history, etc., Croc and I know what each of you are capable of. I know that Catwoman is deadlier than you think she is. I know that you're strong and I know that you can give Bane a good fight, but I know for sure that he would beat you. You would most likely need assistance to beat Bane. But I liked what you said Croc and I hope that everybody here would maybe you all should learn something from you: Don't judge a book by it's cover
$10,000,000 for a small time crook? What a joke. (Pun not intended)
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Spellbinder
Guest
the Penny Plunderer can control penneys with thought alone.
I am the man that makes can make your dreams reality... but trust me, keep talking this big and you'll be wishing Joker found you instead of me.
I am the man that makes can make your dreams reality... but trust me, keep talking this big and you'll be wishing Joker found you instead of me.
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Penny Plunderer
Guest
I wish I could cuz that would be awesome. But unfortunately I can't.
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Black Mask
Guest
I doubt killing each other off this early on is a good idea. Just saying.
Catwoman
Meow!
No, killing each other won't do you any good. The best idea would be to remember who you are. If you are a villain, then proceed with villainy. If you are a wrecking machine, wreck the city. If you are a problem causer, make some mischief. If you are a thief, like me... start stealing.
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Carmine Falcone
Guest
Penny, whether or not you feel like 10,000,000$ is justified on you, there will still be a lot of people gunning for a prize like that. My offer still stands...
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Rupert Thorne
Guest
And of course, for the rest of us, we can simply find our way along as events unfold.
Killer Croc
Deceased
Indeed, we aren't commoners, Falcone, we can handle ourselves out there, so take your little protection and give it to yourself. You might see me around the corner one day.
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Penny Plunderer
Guest
Gentlemen, our biggest threat isn't each other, it's the Batman. I suggest that we kill the Batman first before we start killing each other. Of course, we'd have to get rid of Dent and Gordon first and put Gotham City in a state of chaos. With Gotham in ruins, villains will be everywhere and the Batman will be working hard to stop us all, and giving us plenty of opportunities to kill him.
Killer Croc
Deceased
Dent will die before my hand.
I can guarantee that right now.
Nobody take the kill away from me, unless you want to be on my bad side.
I can guarantee that right now.
Nobody take the kill away from me, unless you want to be on my bad side.
Catwoman
Meow!
I like what you're thinking, Croc. If its Apollo, the White Knight of Gotham, you're after, I want to tag along for the ride.
I won't take the kill from you, of course.
I won't take the kill from you, of course.
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Carmine Falcone
Guest
Croc, I'm simply trying to help those who cannot help themselves. There's no reason to get sensitive about it. If we have similar goals, you are welcome in my home at any time. Come visit me, I'm not difficult to find.
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Harvey Dent
Guest
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Mr.Lau
Guest
There are some among us for whom a shred of reticence might serve well.
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Black Mask
Guest
Is anyone planning to take Gordon out?
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Penny Plunderer
Guest
If there's a perfect opportunity for me to kill him, then I'll take him out. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a few more who are the same. But, if there is somebody who does want Gordon then speak up now.
Killer Croc
Deceased
Oh really? Then I guess you will be surprised when this non-threating crocodile takes the life away from your pathetic body.
karthik_king
Smash Ace
I am a commoner so Joker you better watch your back while you deal with batman you are going to fall and get shot
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Black Mask
Guest
^ slip-up?
That guy isn't even signed up to play. I think he's lost...
(read the OP, karthik_king)
(read the OP, karthik_king)
If your name is underlined, it means you either haven't made your alt or haven't checked in. Or both. That is not a good sign.
ROSTER
Batman - Scav
Gordon - Mr.Lombardi34
Dent - Mediocre
Falcone - McFox
Lau - Virgilijus
Gambol - Flipstar
The Chechen - Wikipedia (I think. He kinda... got banned... we'll see)
Ducard - Marshigio
The Joker - Eor
Killer Croc - Yaya
Mr. Freeze - Macman
The Wrath - omis?
Hush - Pythag
Thorne - mentosman8
Catwoman - Tommosaurus Rex
Spellbinder - <3
Penny Plunderer - smashman90
Bane - Ronike
The Riddler - tmw_redcell
Black Mask - camo-man
The Scarecrow - KevinM ?????? (hasn't checked in)
Anarky - Crimson King?????? (hasn't checked in)
Clock King - Shy Guy
ROSTER
Batman - Scav
Gordon - Mr.Lombardi34
Dent - Mediocre
Falcone - McFox
Lau - Virgilijus
Gambol - Flipstar
The Chechen - Wikipedia (I think. He kinda... got banned... we'll see)
Ducard - Marshigio
The Joker - Eor
Killer Croc - Yaya
Mr. Freeze - Macman
The Wrath - omis?
Hush - Pythag
Thorne - mentosman8
Catwoman - Tommosaurus Rex
Spellbinder - <3
Penny Plunderer - smashman90
Bane - Ronike
The Riddler - tmw_redcell
Black Mask - camo-man
The Scarecrow - KevinM ?????? (hasn't checked in)
Anarky - Crimson King?????? (hasn't checked in)
Clock King - Shy Guy
I don't see the difference
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The Clock King
Guest
Hello gentlemen, I take it I'm on time?
Gotham Gazette October 27th, 2008
No Laughing MatterBy Roger Mortimer
Officer Amanda Selby inspects the grisly scene in Crime Alley early this morning.
A brutal crime wave swept across the city last night, leaving nine dead and two wounded in throughout the city. The victims are not known to be connected in any way, making the crimes all the more frightening at the brutality and randomness of it. Police have no leads, and no one is even certain if the crimes were done by one person or many, though all the crimes have a sort of calling card. Of the dead are two suspected gang members, a clerk at a pawn shop, a mother and her child, a man at a bar and the bartender, an unidentified man, and a homeless man.
The crime wave started with the two gang members. Cops reported shooting, but by the time they arrived at the scene two bodies were left out front of the abandoned Opera House, which had seen tragedy earlier when the Wayne family was murdered in front of their only child. Witnesses saw a car speeding away. Bullets were found in a dumpster nearby, suggesting that someone had hidden behind the dumpster during a gunfight. Police report that one of the victims had a knife wound in his chest and a broken neck, while the other died of a single gunshot wound to the head. The plaque nearby had a smiley face carved into it, though police aren’t sure if it was new.
While looking for the killer, police found a bum nearby, his head cut off, with the cheeks cut into a gruesome mocking of a smile. And yet just a little while away, a pawn shop was burned down, killing a clerk. A witness says he saw a man enter the store, then leave before it burned with several duffel bags, though he could provide no further information on the man’s appearance.
In a nearby bar, a man came in and opened fire with a sub automatic weapon, killing two and severally wounding a woman. A man who survived said that he was beaten by the killer, who told him to tell the police that “The Joker did this”, then cut his cheeks in the same manner as the homeless man. He is in sever condition.
Also in Crime alley a body was found of a college student, who had just gotten out of a bar. His face was mutilated beyond recognition, and he had several knife wounds in his chest. Witnesses say they saw the man about to get into his car when another man approached him, but that was the last they saw of him.
In the eastern side of town, police found two bodies, a mother and her child, in their home. The mother appears to have died of a self inflicted gunshot wound to her head, but police suspect foul play as the child was found in the same wound, with his skull fractured and his cheeks cut in a smile.
Police refuse to release names of the victims until the nearest family members are notified, and have no further information on the possible identity of this frightening killer.
Wayne Home Destroyed in FireBy Alexander Knox
Wayne Manor as seen from across the pond, shortly after the blaze was extinguished.
The fire destroyed Wayne Manor on Thursday afternoon, causing irreparable damage to the building. The fire blazed for hours before firefighters arrived on the scene, and they were unable to do anything to salvage the structure. Luckily, both Bruce Wayne and his butler were in downtown Gotham. No one was harmed in the fire. Insurance investigators report that the fire started in the East Wing, and quickly spread to the rest of the house. They suspect it was caused by faulty wiring. It had an estimated insurance value of over three million dollars.
The manor had stood for almost two hundred and fifty years, and was home to of seven generations of the Wayne family. Records show that Bruce Wayne's great-great-grandfather, Henry Wayne, used the manor to help slaves fleeing to the North via the Underground Railroad. In 1978, the Manor was put under the protection of the Gotham Historical Preservation Society due to the importance of the Wayne family in the development of Gotham City.
Although Bruce Wayne himself was unavailable for comment on the fire, his butler told reporters that, “Master Bruce is distraught over the loss of his family's home.” Currently, Wayne's time is occupied salvaging what remains of his family heirlooms from under the collapsed rubble of his former home.
Gargoyles Trounce Metropolis with a Kryptonite FinishBy Stanton Kiel
Bruce Ironstaunch poses for photographers at half-time.
Last night the Gargoyles defeated the Supermen 27-7. Bruce Ironstaunch delivered crushing tackles all night despite his injury, and Canada Fitzgerald made three stunning interceptions in the third quarter to make up for an early fumble.
In the first half, the Supermen were making strong plays but Gotham held them at the ten yard line. Samuel "L" Jackson led the team to victory after Coach Powers bamboozled Metropolis by calling for the same shotgun play six times in a row. Just when the Supermen were getting used to it, they broke the pattern and scored another touchdown.
Though the Gargoyles will be flying strong after their victory, it will be a long Halloween next week if they don't break their tying streak with Green Bay.
No Laughing MatterBy Roger Mortimer
Officer Amanda Selby inspects the grisly scene in Crime Alley early this morning.
A brutal crime wave swept across the city last night, leaving nine dead and two wounded in throughout the city. The victims are not known to be connected in any way, making the crimes all the more frightening at the brutality and randomness of it. Police have no leads, and no one is even certain if the crimes were done by one person or many, though all the crimes have a sort of calling card. Of the dead are two suspected gang members, a clerk at a pawn shop, a mother and her child, a man at a bar and the bartender, an unidentified man, and a homeless man.
The crime wave started with the two gang members. Cops reported shooting, but by the time they arrived at the scene two bodies were left out front of the abandoned Opera House, which had seen tragedy earlier when the Wayne family was murdered in front of their only child. Witnesses saw a car speeding away. Bullets were found in a dumpster nearby, suggesting that someone had hidden behind the dumpster during a gunfight. Police report that one of the victims had a knife wound in his chest and a broken neck, while the other died of a single gunshot wound to the head. The plaque nearby had a smiley face carved into it, though police aren’t sure if it was new.
While looking for the killer, police found a bum nearby, his head cut off, with the cheeks cut into a gruesome mocking of a smile. And yet just a little while away, a pawn shop was burned down, killing a clerk. A witness says he saw a man enter the store, then leave before it burned with several duffel bags, though he could provide no further information on the man’s appearance.
In a nearby bar, a man came in and opened fire with a sub automatic weapon, killing two and severally wounding a woman. A man who survived said that he was beaten by the killer, who told him to tell the police that “The Joker did this”, then cut his cheeks in the same manner as the homeless man. He is in sever condition.
Also in Crime alley a body was found of a college student, who had just gotten out of a bar. His face was mutilated beyond recognition, and he had several knife wounds in his chest. Witnesses say they saw the man about to get into his car when another man approached him, but that was the last they saw of him.
In the eastern side of town, police found two bodies, a mother and her child, in their home. The mother appears to have died of a self inflicted gunshot wound to her head, but police suspect foul play as the child was found in the same wound, with his skull fractured and his cheeks cut in a smile.
Police refuse to release names of the victims until the nearest family members are notified, and have no further information on the possible identity of this frightening killer.
Wayne Home Destroyed in FireBy Alexander Knox
Wayne Manor as seen from across the pond, shortly after the blaze was extinguished.
The fire destroyed Wayne Manor on Thursday afternoon, causing irreparable damage to the building. The fire blazed for hours before firefighters arrived on the scene, and they were unable to do anything to salvage the structure. Luckily, both Bruce Wayne and his butler were in downtown Gotham. No one was harmed in the fire. Insurance investigators report that the fire started in the East Wing, and quickly spread to the rest of the house. They suspect it was caused by faulty wiring. It had an estimated insurance value of over three million dollars.
The manor had stood for almost two hundred and fifty years, and was home to of seven generations of the Wayne family. Records show that Bruce Wayne's great-great-grandfather, Henry Wayne, used the manor to help slaves fleeing to the North via the Underground Railroad. In 1978, the Manor was put under the protection of the Gotham Historical Preservation Society due to the importance of the Wayne family in the development of Gotham City.
Although Bruce Wayne himself was unavailable for comment on the fire, his butler told reporters that, “Master Bruce is distraught over the loss of his family's home.” Currently, Wayne's time is occupied salvaging what remains of his family heirlooms from under the collapsed rubble of his former home.
Gargoyles Trounce Metropolis with a Kryptonite FinishBy Stanton Kiel
Bruce Ironstaunch poses for photographers at half-time.
Last night the Gargoyles defeated the Supermen 27-7. Bruce Ironstaunch delivered crushing tackles all night despite his injury, and Canada Fitzgerald made three stunning interceptions in the third quarter to make up for an early fumble.
In the first half, the Supermen were making strong plays but Gotham held them at the ten yard line. Samuel "L" Jackson led the team to victory after Coach Powers bamboozled Metropolis by calling for the same shotgun play six times in a row. Just when the Supermen were getting used to it, they broke the pattern and scored another touchdown.
Though the Gargoyles will be flying strong after their victory, it will be a long Halloween next week if they don't break their tying streak with Green Bay.
Note that in the OP there will be an archive that has all the news stuff categorized, be sure to check it often in case you missed something.
Yaya
Smash Champion
I miss Evil Eye....
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