Gotham Gazette November 3rd, 2008
Fundraiser Gone to Hell By Vicki Vale
The vigilante known as Batman witnesses the escape of the Joker and his apparent accomplice Catwoman
Despite the change of dedication, initially designed to raise money for Rupert Thorne's mayoral campaign bid and now to raise money for the rebuilding of Gotham city and the revitalization of the broken families, the somber mood at the Wayne penthouse suite was almost uplifting. The city's richest citizens and finest figures all gathered to pay their dues, give mourning, and come together as one, united in the cause of restoring Gotham to the glory it knew only hours ago... before the Black Mask changed everything. Nevertheless, the night unveiled promising hope for the city's future. Talks of Melvin Taransky's posited cure for cancer, combined with jolly jockeying on the Gotham Gargoyles' chances to play in the Super Bowl, which is coincidentally being held in Gotham this year, brought out the best in people in these worst of times. Host and billionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne's toast "to the forward thinkers, to sacrifice, and to Gotham" summed up the hopefulness for the future quite nicely.
The names on the guest list included the CEOs of Gotham's largest and finest companies, from Phoenix Pharmaceuticals to Advanced Physiosolutions, included notable tycoons, attorneys, surgeons, and philanthropists alike. Of course, Rupert Thorne and Bruce Wayne were present, along with Harvey Dent, Gotham's District Attorney and formerly, before the infamous joker-firing decision, Gotham's "white knight," and the ever-rising hero of the GCPD, Police Captain Jim Gordon, who ran security detail. And security was tight.
But names that weren't on the list ended up stealing the show. Not a minute after Rupert Thorne followed Bruce Wayne with his own toast to the town, a terrible whipping noise vibrated the glass windows of the penthouse. As Gordon, Dent, Wayne, and Thorne, sensing ill will, scrambled to move the guests out to the lower levels in an orderly fashion, the helicopter flew overhead. Within minutes, none other than the Joker himself emerged from the penthouse's main entrance, alone, and menacingly teased the crowd. He hurled grenades into the group of fleeing men and women, producing dozens of casualties. Firing an AK-47 automatic rifle into the panicked crowd, he questioningly commanded, "Stop running. You're under arrest." Singling out a decorated policeman, he shot the soldier of justice in the head.
And the fight began: out of the darkness of nowhere, the Batman landed on top of the Joker, diverting the crazed clown's fire toward the ceiling. The two matched moves uninterrupted for quite some time, as the crowd around them continued out the doors. As the Joker kicked away the Batman's smoke bombs, and they wrestled over the automatic weapons, and the Joker produced more and more firepower from out of his attire, Rupert Thorne was directing those victims injured by grenades down the stairs. He ordered his private security detail to escort the rest of the survivors out of the penthouse, demanding his own shotgun. And he stood, alone, against the tide of fleeing citizens, shotgun aimed at the door with steely aim in expectation of any pursuit.
Back in the main room of the penthouse, the Joker and the Batman exchanged sprays of gas, flamethrower, and bullets. The Batman hid behind a pillar as the Joker unloaded yet another clip of pistol ammunition into his cover, before rushing at the Batman... and finding himself on the ground. As the last of the bloodied crowd made its exit, the multiple security cameras continued the action feed as the questionably violent vigilante figure the Plague Doctor emerged with hellish fury. He took multiple shots at the suppine Joker before the killer prince of comedy threw a smoke grenade... allowing the entrance for a newly familiar, thought-to-be-imprisoned ally. The Catwoman leaped out from behind the smoke, tackling the Plague Doctor and grabbing at his face. With a sound of electricity, the Catwoman wrapped her whip around the beaked beast's neck for only a short time before the Plague Doctor threw her off and rushed back at the Joker. The Joker, having used the new-found time to produce yet another weapon, unloaded an Uzi into the doctor before the Batman fired a grappling hook and retracted the weapon.
It was at this point that the glass windows to the penthouse gave way to the enigmatic, and now assuredly technologically advanced, independent figure the Riddler, who burst onto the scene flying on a jet-pack. He observed the fight below, as the Joker once again taunted to his duo opponents, "Come peacefully, you're under arrest! Drop all your weapons and land in the fetal position!" They responded in kind, charging at the clown, before being met with another bite from his flamethrower. The helicopter then hovered low to the level of the floor, unloading a barrage of bullets aimed to kill "only the Plague Doctor." The Batman expertly dismissed the chopper with a pellet of cough-inducing smoke as the Joker and the Plague Doctor ran at each other again, colliding in mid-air and crashing into the ground. The Joker seemed to gain the upper hand with a knife-wrench sort of physical weapon before a strange explosion threw the clown bleeding off of the doctor. The now nose-less Plague Doctor rose to attack the ailing Joker before being whipped by the Catwoman and pulled to the ground. The doctor then easily yanked the femme fatale through the air by the corded whip, as she expectantly landed on him and choked his neckline, once again with electrical force, until he began to spasm.
And then, the retreats: after having been hit in the face by somek ind of dart from the Batman, the Joker made for the helicopter. He jumped at the chopper, seemingly passing out in mid-air, as one of the gunmen grabbed his collar and pulled him into the cabin. The Plague Doctor almost suicidally threw himself out of the penthouse window, quickly followed by the observant Riddler; their fates are currently unknown. The Batman then fired a grapple rope into the Joker's fleshy rear, though the Catwoman quickly dismissed the rope with a kick, flipping over the Batman's incoming charge, whipping around a skid of the copter, and making their escape. Noticeably missing from the entire battle royale, however, was the red-and-black armored Robin, new ally and possible companion to the Batman, who was seen only hours earlier with the Batman rescuing survivors from the Black Mask attacks; his absence is unexplained. Another absence, that only spells bad news for the city of Gotham, was the serial Faraway Tree Killer.
District Attorney Harvey Dent could not be found to comment, and MCU's Captain Jim Gordon was far too busy to make remarks. The heroic Rupert Thorne, however, was able to provide his insight: "Another tragedy has befallen us on a day which has held hope in lieu of darkness. To the families of tonight's victims, I offer my most sincere condolences. This attack by the Joker was heartless." He continued, "I would like to thank the Batman for intervening, as much as I don't endorse his methods, as countless lives were likely saved by him stepping in. Let us all pray tonight for the families of the fallen, and look to tomorrow as a day of remembrance, and begin again our efforts to return the light to Gotham. That is all I have to say at this moment, I will comment more after this has had time to sink in."
A culmination of the actions of many masked men accumulated a death toll in the dozens, as well as a close-quarters skirmish that will not soon be forgotten. The city of Gotham is surely at a turning point, where individuals are able to incite a change as powerful and devastating as entire organized gangs. Whether the promises of a better tomorrow, a cure for cancer, and a vigilant figure of justice will weigh out over the looming visions of mass-murder, violence, and theft; again, only time will tell.
Impact Plus One By Stanton Kiel
A segment of the pirated broadcast of the Black Mask
Today we Gothamites were frightfully introduced to a new figure: The Black Mask. We all know what he has done, and how many victims he has slain, but none of us know who he is.
He claims to want to rebuild Gotham and asked for the sum of $10 Billion to do so, threatening to destroy the city if his demands were not met. Unbidden, he proved his seriousness by organizing the attack on Wayne Tower.
Investigating the only lead on Black Mask, Police Captain Gordon led a team of SWAT officers into the source of Black Mask's pirate signal. It proved to be a trap, however, and Gordon barely escaped with his life when bombs were detonated inside the hotel, although he did manage to free Gotham's airwaves and is wearier and wiser from the incident. Black Mask's trap couldn't kill Gordon and I'm sure this writer is not alone when he says that Gordon is fast becoming a personal hero to so many of us, though we wish for a world with no need for heroes.
Whoever the Black Mask is, his megalomania may be satisfied now. But it is only a matter of time before he suffers the justice he has brought upon himself.
Birds of a Feather By Roger Mortimer
Left: The Plague Doctor. Right: The Joker. Both photographs courtesy of Bruce Wayne.
It is my pleasure to be able to write to you again Gotham, for in these dark times there needs to be those who can chronicle it, to help citizens know what is going on around them, for how else can we change the problems if we don’t know what they are? Only individuals working together can solve the mess we’re in, and if the individuals are weak and confused then, like blind mice, we’ll go nowhere.
It is, however, my displeasure to have to write about the Joker again. In my absence he was caught, and I honestly believed that I would never have to write his vile pseudonym again, that the book was closed on the mass murderer. But he broke out, killing cops and innocents, and now is back on the streets, though not without a new enemy, for it seems the mysterious Plague Doctor has picked the Joker to be the next disease to cure.
Before the Plague Doctor gets into this, however, the Joker makes headlines again. Yesterday, the Joker and ten armed men broke into the Northview Medical Hospital, firing at anyone they could, slaughtering dozens. They then threw improvised incendiary weapons, commonly known in the streets as “Molotov cocktails” at the exits after pouring Kerosene everywhere, and left. The hospital was crowded with victims from the recent Wayne Tower collapse, which the Joker must of known. By the time the firefighters could put out the blaze, over 270 people had died.
Later in the day, the Joker was seen at Port Adams again, where he killed a man named Dio Vargas, a man with suspected ties to the Eastern European gangs, as well as three bouncers in a nearby bar, before getting into a limo and trying to escape. It is here, however, when the Plague Doctor appears. Eye witnesses say they saw two tires on the Joker’s limo explode, causing Joker and two henchmen to bail out into a crowd. The Plague Doctor then jumped down from a building, gun out, to try and subdue the Joker. Unfortunately, the Joker seemed to have vanished, but the Plague Doctor then hunted down the two henchmen and, after a brief fire fight, subdued them. Before he could go any farther, however, the police arrived, forcing the Plague Doctor to use flashbang grenades and make haste.
And last night, the Plague Doctor again showed up, engaging in a fight with the Joker at the fundraising event. The story of that fight is elsewhere, but it is important that they fought again. Why are they after each other? Why does the Plague Doctor aim for the Joker so badly? Who is he? And more importantly, do any of those questions matter? With the way this city is going, I’d say no. If the Joker dies, good. If he gets arrested and thrown in jail for the rest of his life, then good. I’d say that either of those are good examples, even if it is from a vigilante. In extraordinary times, extraordinary measures are needed. So yes, I take back my earlier statement. The Batman is good for this city, the Plague Doctor is good for this city, even Robin is good for this city. This is just my viewpoint, Gotham, not that of the Gazette, but when the criminals are dressing up as fairy tale villains, how else can we combat except with the same style? Order is important, yes, but the laws have always been waved during certain times. Times of war, times of natural disasters. And I’d say the crime wave in Gotham matches both. We are at war, Gotham, and the vigilantes are our weapons. The Joker’s actions have currently killed over 350 people. 350! So I wish the Plague Doctor good luck, and may he have better luck at curing this pestilence then the doctors he’s based on.
The Mummy Returns By Alexander Knox
Officer LeRouge, as seen at press time.
"Hush" has shown himself again.
Shortly after the Black Mask bombing, officer Timothy LeRouge was coming back to his squad car after picking up food for the other policemen on duty. He spotted a black BMW idling in an odd location, went over, and asked the driver to roll down his window.
The driver did. His face was completely covered in bandages. Hush pulled officer LeRouge inside the car, and proceded to interrogate him on a number of subjects pertaining to the Black Mask. Hush was able to find out about the two banks the Black Mask had robbed earlier in the day. Although at one point during Hush's questioning LeRouge attempted to pull his gun out and arrest Hush, Hush was quicker, and the attempt ended in failure. He eventually incapacitated LaRouge, and left him on the ground outside the car before driving off.
Another man came forward with a similar story -- the evening manager at Harry's Autos, in the brown district. He described an encounter with Hush, who interrogated him in a manic fashion before incapacitating him with his own steering wheel. Before leaving the scene, he slashed the tires of every car on the lot, and wrote on their windshields, "EVERYONE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS".
Currently, it is unknown what Hush's motivation is for seeking out the Black Mask. So far, he has only targeted criminals, or those who have aided criminals. However, one can assume that more may be at stake than mere vigilante justice, and absolutely certain that he remains dangerous.
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