Before I vote, what are your favorite bands? A lot of bands named themselves after another artist's/band's music as a tribute, it's a great way to get people interested in your music, a lot of famous bands did this, such as The Beatles (originally a reference to Buddy Holly and the Crickets), Radiohead (Talking Heads), The Ramones (Paul McCartney of the Beatle's fake stage name), etc. Just make sure you break away.
If you don't like this idea, or can't all agree on it, then I'd say The Antagonists is the best choice here, I think it's the only name that people would look back on in years, and take seriously. A lot of the other names seem like ones that would be regrettable within that timeframe, especially if you guys ever got noticed. The name seems like it'd be a good setup when writing songs (criticizing something/someone while making it sound good, showing your side of the argument, then calling yourselves "The Antagonists". That would make a lot of people think, and draw them to take your side of the argument seriously). Also seems like some of these names are inside jokes or titles that most likely would not be picked up. Leave the inside jokes/critiques/theories/attacks/etc. to the song titles, lyrics, and album titles, but make yourself likable before doing so, or, most likely, your fan base won't grow very much.