Automated Messages.

[UberMario]

You know those automated messages we all know and HATE? Well why not make a game out of it. (Until I can think of somethimg more . . . . . . unique.)

This is kind of like "Would you Rather?" but instead of just two answers, you give as many as you want.

For Example:

Post 1:

If you're eating, press 1.
If you're typing, press 2.
If you have a pet, press 3.
If you're sleeping, press 4.
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Post 2:
*presses 4*

Thank you.

Blah,blah, press 1.

etc.

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So here's the starting message.

Welcome to Automated Messages.

If you hate this idea, press 1.
If you like this idea, press 2.
If you're indifferent, press 3.
If none of the above are true, press 4.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*presses 2*

If you have balls of steel press 1
if kittens scare you press 2
if you mother is dead press 9
If you're married please stay on the line.

 

[Jonkku]

ASDNINJAFTL!!
*presses 1*

If you want to confirm your button press, press 1
If you want to cancel your button press, press 2
If you haven't pressed a button yet, press 3
If you want to rescue Pumbaa, press 4
If you got the reference of button #4, press 5.

 

[smashfan666]

*presses 5*

If you have an annoying 5-year-old that nearly drowned you bothering you right now, press 1
If you want to confirm that the ninth continent "technetia" exists, press 2
If you have any information as to the whereabouts of said ninth continent, press 1,000,000
If you would like to follow the storyline in Forum Fight i'm TRYING TO SET INTO PLACE! please stay on the line

 

[StinkomanFan]

*presses 2*
if you think smash is a moron press any button or stay on the line

 

[Fuelbi]

*stays on the line*

If you think Popo owns Nana press 1
If you think that melee sucks worse than brawl press 2
If you think that captain falcon's FALCON PAWNCH!!! can break the laws of time and space press 3
If you you have friends that suck on brawl and are smash idiots please stay on the line

 

[smashfan666]

*presses 3*

if you want to follow the storyline in Forum Fight i'm TRYING TO SET INTO PLACE! press 1.
if you REALLY want to do it, press 2.
if you really, REALLY want to do it, please stay on the line.
if you want to do it so badly you forgot you just peed your pants, please stop reading this and do it already.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*hangs up*
If Glass Joe is French press 1
If King Hippo is fat press 2
If Mario's a plumber press 3

 

[Jonkku]

*presses 3*

If you want to stay on the line, press hang the call.
If you would like to hang the call, press the receiver against the phone.
If you want to press button 1, please press button 2.
If you want this post to make sense, please enter your credit-card number.

Edit:
If I was ninja'd I press number 6.
*presses 666*

 

[UberMario]

*presses 2*

If you don't like Smashfan's choices, press 1
If you do like his choices, press 2
If you feel like nuking Smashfan, press explode

 

[Fuelbi]

*explodes*

If you think Popo owns Nana press 1
If you think that melee sucks worse than brawl press 2
If you think that captain falcon's FALCON PAWNCH!!! can break the laws of time and space press 3
If you you have friends that suck on brawl and are smash idiots please stay on the line

I WANNA HEAR AN ANSWER.

 

[smashfan666]

*presses 3*

If you still want to follow the forum fight storyline i'm trying to set into place, please drop whatever your doing right now and do it already.

If you want to destroy the internet forever, please place a bomb in the main computer that keeps the internet up-and-running, and set it off once you are away at a safe distance.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*hangs up*
If you hate Smash press any button
If you want him dead stay on the line

 

[UberMario]

*presses any button while staying on the line, then uses caller ID to block smashfan*

If you think I should consider reporting smashfan, press *
If you think I should just beat him up in Forum Fight!, press 6
If you think smashfan is a nice guy, press 0

 

[StinkomanFan]

*Presses **

If you happy and you know it press 1
If you aren't happy press 2

 

[smashfan666]

*makes it so that SMF pressed 0*

if you still want to follow the storyline i'm setting into place at forum fight, press all buttons and do it already.

if you want a new car, please do the first option

 

[UberMario]

I'm warning you smashfan, I WILL report you if you keep it up.

If you're pleased with this threat, press 7
If you want me to sue him, press 8
If you hate nowhere, press 9

 

[StinkomanFan]

*presses 8*
If you want smashfan to leave and never come back do anything

 

[UberMario]

*Does anything*

If you want me to CG your brawl main, press 1
If you want me to show you a video of Magikarp owning Pikachu, press 2
If you like Kirby, press 3

 

[Jonkku]

*Fucks the phone*
*presses 1*

If you don't give a shit about Forum Fight, keep the talk about it in it.
If you don't like that I censordodged in this post, press * several times in a row.
If you ninja'd me while I was typing this, press 1
If you think that a forum game, that's not in the decisive games section, needs a story-line, go jump out the window.

Edit: This thread + Me = triple ninja X2

 

[StinkomanFan]

*presses 1*
If you use hammers press one
If you prefer Wrenches press 2
If you prefer crowbars press 3

 

[UberMario]

*presses 1*

If you throw baseball bats, press 1
If you throw your friends, press 2
If you eat lasgana, press 3

 

[Jonkku]

* 3 * (It's lasagna btw, not lasgana)

If you want to see a cool trick, press Alt + F4
If you want to see something even cooler, press Ctrl + W
If you already know what both of those do, press F5

 

[Fuelbi]

*presses ctr+W*(what do those do?)

If you want me (kirby) to beat the **** out of dedede press 123412452355
If you want me to make a really bad impersonation of mario press 2
If you want me to say the pledge of allegiance while doing a spider monkey then do not hang up

 

[PennyDumbThe Clown]

*does not hang up*

If you want to fly press ALT+F4
If you want to press 2 press 3
If you want to get a PS3 press F8+L

 

[Fuelbi]

*presses 2*

If you want me to have sex with an illegal alien from home depot press 1
If you want me to have sex with an illegal alien from joan fabrics press 2
If you want me to drug a woman and drag her to my hotel room press 234556567

 

[Elucifur]

...-hangs up-

If you want a better life, press 7.
If you want a better death, press 8.
If you want Soul Silver, press 9.

 

[UberMario]

*presses 9*

FinNess, it was a typo that I overlooked. (Guess I typed too fast.)

If this is news to you, press 1
If you feel like laughing at my typo, press 2
If you think I'll destroy anyone that laughs at me, press 3

 

[mask man]

*Presses 4*
If you are going to press 2, press 1.
If you arn't going to press 2, press 2.
If you are going to not press a number, or press a number other then 1,2, or 3, press 3.

 

[BrawlMoptop11]

*Head Explodes*
*Presses 2*

If you want your head to explode, press 1.
If you want your dog to explode, press 2.
If you want your in-laws to explode, press 3.
If you want to explode by exploding, press 4.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*presses 3*
If you want to know Colin Mochrie press 4
If you want to know Ash Ketchum press 5
If you want to know Ed Wood Jr. you're too late

 

[Elucifur]

-mashes 5-

If you want a Reese's peanut butter cup, press 4.
If you want a homemade cupcake, press 5.
If you want a Klondike Bar, do my bidding.

 

[BrawlMoptop11]

*Presses 5*

If you Megaman in the next Smash game, press 7.
If you Geno in the next Smash game, Press 4.
If you want Mii's in the next Smash game, Press 3.
If you want to continue without pressing 7,4, or 3, Press 743.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*presses 7*
If you wanna rock press 666
If you want Piano Man to play a song press 1
If you want to be taken away ha-ha press 14

 

[UberMario]

*presses 1*

If you need an elephant, press 1
If it's raining, press 2
If you want to win the lotto, press 7
If you're an octopus, press 9

 

[smashfan666]

*presses 7*

if you are happy having a keycard to the city, press 1
if you would like to subscribe to our free music download offer, press 2
if you are trying to reach a walmart™ convenience store, please stay on the line

 

[Suntan Luigi]

*stays on line*

If you are ordering link's stuff, press 1
If you are ordering pizza, press 2
If you are ordering pizzaz, press 3
If you are ordering world domination, press 1

 

[StinkomanFan]

*presses 2*

If you want to be the best around press 1
If you want to be the best like no one ever was press 2
If you want to be ignored press 3

 

[Kirbyoshi]

*presses 3*

If you think I made a good choice, press 1
If you think I made a bad choice, press 2
If you think it doesn't matter because Stinko has no power because he is not the best around himself pres 3

 

[Malek]

*Stays on line*
If you want to win, press 1
If you want to hang up, stay on the line.
If you don't want to press a button, press 3.