Automated Messages.

[smashfan666]

*presses 1*

if you want to press 2, press 1
if you want to stay on the line, please hang up
if you don't want to press any buttons, press 999

 

[Malek]

*Unplugs phone*

If Smash stole my idea, press 3
if you think 2 is awesome, press 4
if you think 2 is awesome and you don't want to press 4 because it is stupid and ugly, press 1.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*presses 1*
If you're Smash press 1
If you're G&W press 2
If you're Malek press 3
If you're Elucifur press 4
If you're someone else press 5

 

[Malek]

*Presses 3*

If you want one, press 2.
If you want to cancel this offer, press 3
If you want to buy two, press 3.

 

[smashfan666]

*presses both 3's*

if you are a pizza lover, press 1
if you want a burger instead, press 2
if you are confused as to what Malek was offering, please stay on the line

 

[Kazz@]

*presses 1*

If you main high tier press 1
If you main mid tier press 2
If you main low tier press 3
If you main ganon press 4
If you main random, hang up now.

 

[UberMario]

*hangs up*

If you think random is the best, press 1
If you think MK is overrated, press 2
If you think Lasagna > Captain Falcon, press self-destruct
If you think Kirbicides are cool, please stay on the line

 

[smashfan666]

*stays on the line*

if you think the unused boss in mother 3 is scary, press the button with claus' face on it.
if you think fassad is awesome, press 3
if you think mother 3 has a bit too much profane words used, press *
if you think the new pork city statue is insane to kill without the new-years eve bomb, please stay on the line

 

[Fuelbi]

*presses button with claus face*

If you think I took that at random press 1
If you think I should keep maining Kirby press POYO
If you think I should keep maining Yoshi's Island press WOSHI
If you dont like any of these options then hang up and get a life

 

[smashfan666]

*presses POYO*

if you think that the sega genesis is awesome, press SEGA.
if you want to destroy the phone, press the bomb.
if you want to destroy the phone but don't want to press the bomb because you think it's stupid, press 321.

 

[Fuelbi]

*presses the bomb*

If you think I shouldnt have blown up the phone press 1
If you think that terrorists shouldnt blow stuff up press 345
If you think I should do a jig with a mop and kiss it and pretend it was my mother then press 394

 

[smashfan666]

*presses 394*

if you would like to repair the phone, say 1
if you think i've been waiting too long for that, say 2
for my reason i keep messing with all your heads sent to you (and only you) via message on this board, say 3

 

[Frown]

1

*waits for repair guy to arrive*

*watches repair guy repair phone*

If you would like to pay for the repair using a credit card, press 1.
If you would like to ignore the payment and put yourself in prison for it, press 911.

 

[smashfan666]

*presses 1*

if you would like to join the good graphicketeers club, press 1
if you know what choice 1 was referencing, press H*R
if you like it, press Videlectrix