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[MPH Deku]

Sure, here's one:

"Why is MPH Deku so much cooler than me?"

 

[Link2thelost90]

Because (s)he has wing and a epic cowboy hat.
Why did the Falcon cross the road?

 

[MPH Deku]

'cause he was gonna get some Falcon Lunch.

At Popeye's. Mmmm. |3

Are you sure?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

YESZ!

Why did the chicken edit this post?

 

[MPH Deku]

Because MPH kicked the chicken and called fowl.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungy cord?

 

[Link2thelost90]

A potato
Im wrong aren't I?

 

[MPH Deku]

Always. ;3

But you wouldn't like the real answer, so let's just forget about it, 'Kay?

 

[Link2thelost90]

Kay then
What happened to my chicken?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

It died.

Should I go bake some more

 

[Link2thelost90]

Sure, why not! :D
What systems do you have?

 

[MPH Deku]

All the ones that matter. Which includes but isn't limited to 360, PS3 and Wii.

Does your chicken look like this?

 

[Link2thelost90]

No, its dead and wears 5 hats and 10 pairs of mittens.
What if I Nado, nado, Downsmash?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You will DIE.

Is this avatar better?

 

[MPH Deku]

Sorta, but that face looks better on the moooooooooon.

Did I add enough 'o's? :x

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I think you ought to add one more to be safe.

Will ya?

 

[MPH Deku]

Done and done. :D

You think my avvie would be better if I added an ?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Probably. Try it!

Can I cheap this out by asking this particular filler question?

 

[Link2thelost90]

Yes.
Would ya be Bowser for a day?

 

[MPH Deku]

...well, I could give it a try, I guess. But he wouldn't be my first pick out of the Smash cast.

What would you do as Bowser for a day?

 

[Link2thelost90]

Go on an adventure while to plumbers play around in my body.
Would join me on my quest to stop the X-Snots?

 

[MPH Deku]

Absolutely. Stupid fishbow-for-head weirdos. DX

What the hell did you do to my castle?!

 

[Link2thelost90]

I destroyed it...
Is that bad?

 

[MPH Deku]

Naah, I was gonna get a new one anyway. |3

Does Sonic is ****?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Why I dare say I do believe he is.

What should I do for tomorrow (and only tomorrow) as a little quirk for every post?

 

[MPH Deku]

Iunno, maybe end everything with "Just have faith...".

You have any better ideas fer Sly? :x

 

[Link2thelost90]

Talk like a cowboy.
Any better ideas?

 

[MPH Deku]

...wear a cowboy hat!

That's not practical, is it? :<

 

[Link2thelost90]

Probably not. ;D
Maybe he should post after every post, any feedback on this?

 

[MPH Deku]

Ooh, I like that one!

And maybe add a 'obv' in front of it?

obv.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You meen lahk theeyis?

Juhst hay-av faiyth... obv.

 

[MPH Deku]

Nooooo the goes on the other side of the obv. D:

But very good otherwise, isn't it? :3

 

[The Fail Tracer]

All raht, buut eeyit sho duz geeyit kahnda chay-layen-jeen' to doo theeyis.

Souh, whut ya rayckoneen' hayaveen' tah eet?

Juhst hay-av faiyth... obv.

 

[Link2thelost90]

I ate it, for having hard to read typing.
How do you do?

 

[MPH Deku]

With a cappucino and a crossaint. :D

What's so special about it?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Cappuccinos are automatically the greatest hot beverage in the entire history of the universe, and croissants make me laugh whenever I pronounce it like I do.

"And as you head out, watch out for the special branch."

*Walks out, hits head off a tree branch*

"I don't see what's so special about that."

Tree branch: I've got a degree in computer science, that's what.







...So would YOU say that's special?

 

[MPH Deku]

Yeah. I didn't know trees attended college. O.o

How does a tree type with boxing gloves on, anyway?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

udgfsdgb jkdsngfionjeuiog

(Translation: Like this)

Done it pever nend?

 

[MPH Deku]

Nah, it porta-pottys.

Where do all the rainbows go?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Frown sucks them up with his afro. Or else they go to Youtube to listen to that song called "Double Rainbow."

WHAT THE **** DID vman EVER DO TO YOU?!?!

 

[Link2thelost90]

He told Yoshi a bed time story.
Is this a filler question?