Ask S.O.L.I.D. (the great Sage of the Middle Coast) your questions.

[OutlawStar]

I am a man,
and my family can`t afford to ruin all the ladies,
so, we had like 4, and in a year and a half it turned to 13.

What would you say if I started answering people's questions like you told us not to?

Psh Deal I'm not riskin mah 50,000.



1. In your house, eating your fish.

2. MK isn't cheap. Play to win.

3. Carmen San Diego.

I'd come to your house and kick you in the throat, then abruptly leave.



He can do what he wants.



Lolcatz.



Yeah, and pretty ones at that.

Why didn`t you say he can do what he wants in the first place, he might be conflicted still.

 

[Heartz♥]

If you were a Pokemon, what would you change to and what would your name be?

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

If you were a Pokemon, what would you change to and what would your name be?

I'd be a Solidsauranadactyl, and I'd be a legendary fossil Pokemon.

I'd evolve into a Solidsaurasmash.

 

[Heartz♥]

You didn't try very hard making up a name, did you?

xD

 

[:034:]

i accidently a coca-cola bottle is this bad?

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

You didn't try very hard making up a name, did you?

xD

Nope. Dinosaurs are amazing, so I combined 2 amazing things (me, and a dinosaur).

i accidently a coca-cola bottle is this bad?

No you cannot has mah coke.

 

[uhmuzing]

1. Are you a hat person?

2. What kinds of hats do you wear?

3. What makes you love hats so much?

4. Are hats usually dangerous?

5. Why am I asking this?

 

[:mad:]

1. -answer here, Solid-

2. If the answer is 'no', then every other question is irrelavant.

3. no u.

4. Are you like... in love with this thread?

5. You tell me.

 

[Teran]

Hey Straked, will you get naked for me?

Hey this is the Ask Straked thread now, might as well give it a shot.

 

[Frown]

Straked, what is your post count?

 

[Heartz♥]

Ask Straked? Straked knows nothing. lol jk

 

[Wild ARMs]

Straked, is your location some kind of song reference?

 

[:mad:]

My post count is embarassing. I should've had 8,000, but I really do have a life. Like, no joke. >_>

Yes, Teran. I'm buying a plain ticket now.

Straked knows plenty.

And yes. It's a song reference.

 

[Wild ARMs]

Are you Yoda in disguise?

 

[:mad:]

If you're asking Solid, then yes.

 

[Heartz♥]

Are you Yoda in disguise?

Yoda, he is not.

 

[Wild ARMs]

(I knew it)

For Straked: Will you be my fwend?

 

[:mad:]

Well, you main Lucas. So you're obviously cool.
And you're totally sincere.

Spoiler

I'll bet.

Shures.

 

[Teran]

Yes, Teran. I'm buying a plain ticket now.

Straked knows plenty.

ZOMG YES!

If you know one thing, it's how to make Teran happy! ^___^

Yay for underage boys!

 

[:mad:]

We underage boys know that whatever you plan on doing would be totally innocent.
Totally...

 

[Wild ARMs]

We underage boys know that whatever you plan on doing would be totally innocent.
Totally...

(*coughfamouslastwordscough*)

Why am I still asking questions?

(lol, I'm sensing a "because you have no life" answer. The sad part is, I wouldn't be able to argue against it.)

 

[Teran]

We underage boys know that whatever you plan on doing would be totally innocent.
Totally...

A kiss is innocent right?

 

[Frown]

Straked, if you had died today, how old would you have been tomorrow?

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

1. Are you a hat person?

2. What kinds of hats do you wear?

3. What makes you love hats so much?

4. Are hats usually dangerous?

5. Why am I asking this?

1. Yes

2. I wear baseball hats, I have them from like 7 different colleges.

3. They're sexy.

4. No u.

5. I dunno.

1. -answer here, Solid-

2. If the answer is 'no', then every other question is irrelavant.

3. no u.

4. Are you like... in love with this thread?

5. You tell me.

Straked... You can answer some questions but not all of them k?

Hey this is the Ask Straked thread now, might as well give it a shot.

No it ain't *****!

Straked, what is your post count?

More than mine.

Ask Straked? Straked knows nothing. lol jk

<3 Heartz. C wat i did thar?

My post count is embarassing. I should've had 8,000, but I really do have a life. Like, no joke. >_>

Yes, Teran. I'm buying a plain ticket now.

Straked knows plenty.

And yes. It's a song reference.

Straked you know how to:

1. Play paintball.

2. Play Mario

3. Play Ness

4. Strip for strange British men.

Should get you through college.

Are you Yoda in disguise?

If you're asking Solid, then yes.

Nah, I don't have a lightsaber, and I'm not small and green.

Spoiler

My **** is the size of

Yoda.

Yoda, he is not.

Mmhm.

ZOMG YES!

If you know one thing, it's how to make Teran happy! ^___^

Yay for underage boys!

Underaged boys ftw.

We underage boys know that whatever you plan on doing would be totally innocent.
Totally...

Exactly.

(*coughfamouslastwordscough*)

Why am I still asking questions?

(lol, I'm sensing a "because you have no life" answer. The sad part is, I wouldn't be able to argue against it.)

Because you like getting your questions answered by two awesome people.

A kiss is innocent right?

Yup.

Straked, if you had died today, how old would you have been tomorrow?

Older than you'll be when you die IF YOU DON'T GTFO!

 

[Chuee]

Why do you use marth.

 

[:mad:]

Because he's gay.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Why do you use marth.

So I can own n00bs like you who use Lucas.

Because he's gay.

Says the one who spends his free time playing with small balls and other men.

 

[Wild ARMs]

So I can own n00bs like you who use Lucas.

And that, good sir, is where I draw the line! Hmph.... Oh no, pay no heed to your good pal, the LUCAS MAINER.
*grumble, grumble*

Why is Lucas so underappreciated?

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

And that, good sir, is where I draw the line! Hmph.... Oh no, pay no heed to your good pal, the LUCAS MAINER.
*grumble, grumble*

Why is Lucas so underappreciated?

I dunno, not my problem.

 

[Teran]

SOLID, what's it like being in the KKK?

 

[The Cunning Weasel]

Are you black?

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

SOLID, what's it like being in the KKK?

How would I know? Ask Straked.

Are you black?

Why does it matter?

 

[Teran]

Why does it matter?

Then I'll know whether to employ or not, by American logic.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Then I'll know whether to employ or not, by American logic.

I'm the only one that can answer the questions here *****.

Spoiler

And Sraked

 

[Teran]

I'm the only one that can answer the questions here *****.

Spoiler

And Sraked

Is that your mommy calling you?

Yeah that's right, it's breastfeeding time bro.

 

[uhmuzing]

Teran17 is repulsing me from this thread...

When it rains, do the clouds cry?

What are they crying about?

 

[Teran]

Teran17 is repulsing me from this thread...

Well I practically live in User Blogs, so you'd better get used to it.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Teran17 is repulsing me from this thread...

When it rains, do the clouds cry?

What are they crying about?

1. You'll get used to him.

2/3. No, it's God giving dirty people a chance at a free shower.

 

[Browny]

Why do people buy iPods, knowing full well that they come with the dreaded iTunes.

I've never been more confused in my life

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Why do people buy iPods, knowing full well that they come with the dreaded iTunes.

I've never been more confused in my life

Just use Jamglue.