Ask a silly question get a silly answer anything style

[Creature_85]

Umm. . . you probably didn't study. And if you did, I bet you it is a government conspiracy.

Why is McFox so awesome?

 

[Giant Fishball]

Everyone is awesome... on the inside. <_<;;

Why doesn't the Cookie monster like meat?

 

[Punisher 2002]

Because he loves animals.

Where in the world is Mario?

 

[link_fanboy17]

In my hopes and dreams.

Ho do you get 20 dollars without lifting a finger.

 

[Psychic]

Become a bum.

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

 

[Punisher 2002]

Run around in circles until I get very dizzy.

How do you cure dizziness?

 

[Total Chaos]

Spin around in circles really fast.

Why do chickens dance on the moon?

 

[ender]

Becuase they like to moonwalk?
that was lame...sorry


What is the meaning of death?

 

[Rokutanda]

Barney

Why did the rooster cross the road?

 

[fluffy-sama]

to screw the chicken on the other side.

What the motherfsck happened to my comb!? I just had the d4mned thing...

 

[soberfox]

I stole it and combed my grandmothers pubes with it.

Why did this guy I just talked to start to tell me something, and then said nevermind and walked off in what seemed like anger?

 

[fluffy-sama]

Because you won't stop posting your sig.

EDIT2: Sorry for the like triple edit, but i just got hit with an even better question:
why in GOD'S NAME are you combing your grandmothers pubes!?

 

[Rokutanda]

because he likes them at that age. >_<

why must women go to the bathroom in large numbers?

 

[soberfox]

To talk about men behind our backs.

What do women say about us in bathrooms?

 

[Creature_85]

Who cares? Somehow it is always insulting, so why do we need to know? I'd rather remain ignorant.

Why do 90% of women hate men? (not individuals, but men in general)

 

[Rokutanda]

because most men think with the head between their legs.

how come "the legend of zelda" is sooo addicting?

 

[Creature_85]

Because. It just is.

(Sober and Roku, do not use your sigs)

Why Do they use their sigs?

 

[Rokutanda]

to make people like you, who havent a banner, jealous.

why are you so clueless?

 

[Creature_85]

(I do have a banner. And it was made by the same guy who made yours. Stop using your sig in the forum games or you will be warned)

I just answered that I am not. You are clueless.

Why am I so awesome?

 

[Bashimo]

Because you like to be sarcastic.

Which came first, the chicken or the peanut?

 

[James macloud]

thats easy. it's the um...... er........ Penut...... wait....... chicken...(voice *you said Penut*). yeah well i ment chicken i mean come on we all know penuts don't have leg i mean jez........

anyhow.
How do soldirs killing each other slove the worlds problems

Edit:- (Tag what wroung with you guys did you wake up this morning and decide that the rules didn't matter anymore.)

 

[soberfox]

It solves the problem of over population.

Who is your dad?

 

[CozaMonkey]

A big fat lobster.

If Peach goes shopping at noon, Mario eats a pizza, and Toad has a big gay orgy with a bunch of goombas, then what is Yoshi's middle name?

 

[soberfox]

Hoola Hoop.

What is your sisters first name?

 

[KoRnyIS]

I'm-a-stinky-*****-smelling-butt-faced-i-went-to-that-goomba-oragy-and-there-wasn't-any-kool-ade-so-i-left-but-not-before-i-got-to-know-one-of-those-goombas----*nudge*-*nudge*-KnowWhatIMean .......that's her name :D if i had a sister..

how many gingerbread men does it take to make a sumo wresteler vomit before riding on a 4 hour bus ride with a cheddar cheese flavored milkshake?

 

[soberfox]

I would say around 3.5.

How old is Jerry Springer?

 

[Creature_85]

80653. . . In fly years.

Who stole my Turtle?

 

[soberfox]

It was your brother, Arnold.

Why did my school give every student water bottles today made out of "glastic?"

 

[Kaotical]

Because the person handing them out was dyslexic.

Why did the cow cross the road?

 

[Creature_85]

(I'll just ignore that)

To get to the other side. Duh!

When does Paris explode?

 

[soberfox]

This Halloween. Be Ready.

Why is Halloween on a Sunday this year?

 

[Hoefler]

Because you must become the dough, that flows, like the water, the water must become an impregnable steel ball with holes, that shoots stinging foam into it's enemies eyes.

How did all those guys in resevior dogs shoot each other when there was an odd amount of guys?

 

[soberfox]

Ask Quinton, he MAY know..not promises though.

Why is ebonics so addictive to use?

 

[Red Dragon]

Cuz people are *******.

Why am i posting here?

 

[iceman14]

to get gil probably.

why am I here?

 

[soberfox]

Because your probably a loser.

Why is life mean that you have to live?

 

[iceman14]

how the heck should i know!



who sucks worse: you or you?

 

[soberfox]

Probably me.

Why is computer desk black?

 

[Creature_85]

That's the tar you covered it in last year.

Why do turtles have shells?

 

[Hoefler]

To use as sleds, bowls, and boats silly!

Why did bush mommy? why?