Add three words to the previous post. This is going to be one weird story to read...

[Zangiefsthighs]

The Phantom Thieves captured Rosalina to kill the Lumas, but Joker objected by killing Batman. Rosalina narrowly escaped, but died later. By eating TVs, Kirby resurrects her with a log. But, it failed. But, it didn't. Rosalina didn't live. Then Mercy resurrected Rosalina; Rosalina then took immortality medicine. Wario Man jumped into a pond to drown. Rosalina dispatched five Lumas that somehow survived Bowser's Castle inferno through special effects, because Super Sentai wanted her to. Roy and Lemmy jumped into lava and became giants to tickle each-other. Bowser wasn't amused. He joined in the Skrull army. He became a pretty cool dude, but then he formed an alliance with the Yoshis and they invaded Umbra Clock Tower. They ate witches with King Harkinian while he happily danced to disco. As the party was happening, meteors began to rain down upon them. Samus arrived in all her glory to Final Destination to vanquish spammers. Then fishes suddenly turned into Gyarados. Except for Freddi, who was immune. Inklings got scared because the Gyaradoses used Plasma Breath to cause sudden death. Will it be super effective? As long as Captain America can arrive on time, he'll rescue them. However, he has to practice teleportation. Fortunately, there is plenty of time for Ash Williams stalling Gyaradoses, groovy. Then all of Equestria was invaded very slowly. This was so Equestria could suffer for their crimes against the world order that does nothing besides speculate DLC. The Gyaradoses then joined the mafia to date Marina. Freddi was jealous that she couldn't die. Suddenly, the best friend, Luther decided that he should probably die. But then, Rosalina called the suicide police to arrest someone. Someone who's actually herself LMAO. On Pluto there Pluto, the dog became planetary dictator Bob Norman Ross and ordered the Tau Volantis Moon to shut up Johnny Knoxville, but Piranha Plant consumed him first. It was a FATALITY!! Then the plant was shot by Lucus and Kumatora, but not really as their imposters were the ones who done it who promptly died due to nausea caused by DIO. Fortunately, a Goomba who was nearby had a mushroom that was poisonous. Then Shaggy came with Scooby-Snacks and he punched Pyra hard in the head, which he thought was ugly. Space Harrier came and died. Pyra countered Shaggy's punch and killed him, leaving the US President dead on Floor. Goomba became president and he Nuked Russia, thus Stalin died due to unforeseen consequences. Garfield ate lasagna but he had a diarrhea and he threw a tantrum on Jon for having bad grammar. Meanwhile, Andross tried exploding. He succeeded. Then Gi-hun hung a wreath. Yippee. Wario3 when he couldn't figure out when he was eating The Grand Slam

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

The Phantom Thieves captured Rosalina to kill the Lumas, but Joker objected by killing Batman. Rosalina narrowly escaped, but died later. By eating TVs, Kirby resurrects her with a log. But, it failed. But, it didn't. Rosalina didn't live. Then Mercy resurrected Rosalina; Rosalina then took immortality medicine. Wario Man jumped into a pond to drown. Rosalina dispatched five Lumas that somehow survived Bowser's Castle inferno through special effects, because Super Sentai wanted her to. Roy and Lemmy jumped into lava and became giants to tickle each-other. Bowser wasn't amused. He joined in the Skrull army. He became a pretty cool dude, but then he formed an alliance with the Yoshis and they invaded Umbra Clock Tower. They ate witches with King Harkinian while he happily danced to disco. As the party was happening, meteors began to rain down upon them. Samus arrived in all her glory to Final Destination to vanquish spammers. Then fishes suddenly turned into Gyarados. Except for Freddi, who was immune. Inklings got scared because the Gyaradoses used Plasma Breath to cause sudden death. Will it be super effective? As long as Captain America can arrive on time, he'll rescue them. However, he has to practice teleportation. Fortunately, there is plenty of time for Ash Williams stalling Gyaradoses, groovy. Then all of Equestria was invaded very slowly. This was so Equestria could suffer for their crimes against the world order that does nothing besides speculate DLC. The Gyaradoses then joined the mafia to date Marina. Freddi was jealous that she couldn't die. Suddenly, the best friend, Luther decided that he should probably die. But then, Rosalina called the suicide police to arrest someone. Someone who's actually herself LMAO. On Pluto there Pluto, the dog became planetary dictator Bob Norman Ross and ordered the Tau Volantis Moon to shut up Johnny Knoxville, but Piranha Plant consumed him first. It was a FATALITY!! Then the plant was shot by Lucus and Kumatora, but not really as their imposters were the ones who done it who promptly died due to nausea caused by DIO. Fortunately, a Goomba who was nearby had a mushroom that was poisonous. Then Shaggy came with Scooby-Snacks and he punched Pyra hard in the head, which he thought was ugly. Space Harrier came and died. Pyra countered Shaggy's punch and killed him, leaving the US President dead on Floor. Goomba became president and he Nuked Russia, thus Stalin died due to unforeseen consequences. Garfield ate lasagna but he had a diarrhea and he threw a tantrum on Jon for having bad grammar. Meanwhile, Andross tried exploding. He succeeded. Then Gi-hun hung a wreath. Yippee. Wario3 when he couldn't figure out when he was eating The Grand Slam Burger from McDonalds

 

[Tollhouse]

The Phantom Thieves captured Rosalina to kill the Lumas, but Joker objected by killing Batman. Rosalina narrowly escaped, but died later. By eating TVs, Kirby resurrects her with a log. But, it failed. But, it didn't. Rosalina didn't live. Then Mercy resurrected Rosalina; Rosalina then took immortality medicine. Wario Man jumped into a pond to drown. Rosalina dispatched five Lumas that somehow survived Bowser's Castle inferno through special effects, because Super Sentai wanted her to. Roy and Lemmy jumped into lava and became giants to tickle each-other. Bowser wasn't amused. He joined in the Skrull army. He became a pretty cool dude, but then he formed an alliance with the Yoshis and they invaded Umbra Clock Tower. They ate witches with King Harkinian while he happily danced to disco. As the party was happening, meteors began to rain down upon them. Samus arrived in all her glory to Final Destination to vanquish spammers. Then fishes suddenly turned into Gyarados. Except for Freddi, who was immune. Inklings got scared because the Gyaradoses used Plasma Breath to cause sudden death. Will it be super effective? As long as Captain America can arrive on time, he'll rescue them. However, he has to practice teleportation. Fortunately, there is plenty of time for Ash Williams stalling Gyaradoses, groovy. Then all of Equestria was invaded very slowly. This was so Equestria could suffer for their crimes against the world order that does nothing besides speculate DLC. The Gyaradoses then joined the mafia to date Marina. Freddi was jealous that she couldn't die. Suddenly, the best friend, Luther decided that he should probably die. But then, Rosalina called the suicide police to arrest someone. Someone who's actually herself LMAO. On Pluto there Pluto, the dog became planetary dictator Bob Norman Ross and ordered the Tau Volantis Moon to shut up Johnny Knoxville, but Piranha Plant consumed him first. It was a FATALITY!! Then the plant was shot by Lucus and Kumatora, but not really as their imposters were the ones who done it who promptly died due to nausea caused by DIO. Fortunately, a Goomba who was nearby had a mushroom that was poisonous. Then Shaggy came with Scooby-Snacks and he punched Pyra hard in the head, which he thought was ugly. Space Harrier came and died. Pyra countered Shaggy's punch and killed him, leaving the US President dead on Floor. Goomba became president and he Nuked Russia, thus Stalin died due to unforeseen consequences. Garfield ate lasagna but he had a diarrhea and he threw a tantrum on Jon for having bad grammar. Meanwhile, Andross tried exploding. He succeeded. Then Gi-hun hung a wreath. Yippee. Wario3 when he couldn't figure out when he was eating The Grand Slam Burger from McDonalds, but threw up

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

The Phantom Thieves captured Rosalina to kill the Lumas, but Joker objected by killing Batman. Rosalina narrowly escaped, but died later. By eating TVs, Kirby resurrects her with a log. But, it failed. But, it didn't. Rosalina didn't live. Then Mercy resurrected Rosalina; Rosalina then took immortality medicine. Wario Man jumped into a pond to drown. Rosalina dispatched five Lumas that somehow survived Bowser's Castle inferno through special effects, because Super Sentai wanted her to. Roy and Lemmy jumped into lava and became giants to tickle each-other. Bowser wasn't amused. He joined in the Skrull army. He became a pretty cool dude, but then he formed an alliance with the Yoshis and they invaded Umbra Clock Tower. They ate witches with King Harkinian while he happily danced to disco. As the party was happening, meteors began to rain down upon them. Samus arrived in all her glory to Final Destination to vanquish spammers. Then fishes suddenly turned into Gyarados. Except for Freddi, who was immune. Inklings got scared because the Gyaradoses used Plasma Breath to cause sudden death. Will it be super effective? As long as Captain America can arrive on time, he'll rescue them. However, he has to practice teleportation. Fortunately, there is plenty of time for Ash Williams stalling Gyaradoses, groovy. Then all of Equestria was invaded very slowly. This was so Equestria could suffer for their crimes against the world order that does nothing besides speculate DLC. The Gyaradoses then joined the mafia to date Marina. Freddi was jealous that she couldn't die. Suddenly, the best friend, Luther decided that he should probably die. But then, Rosalina called the suicide police to arrest someone. Someone who's actually herself LMAO. On Pluto there Pluto, the dog became planetary dictator Bob Norman Ross and ordered the Tau Volantis Moon to shut up Johnny Knoxville, but Piranha Plant consumed him first. It was a FATALITY!! Then the plant was shot by Lucus and Kumatora, but not really as their imposters were the ones who done it who promptly died due to nausea caused by DIO. Fortunately, a Goomba who was nearby had a mushroom that was poisonous. Then Shaggy came with Scooby-Snacks and he punched Pyra hard in the head, which he thought was ugly. Space Harrier came and died. Pyra countered Shaggy's punch and killed him, leaving the US President dead on Floor. Goomba became president and he Nuked Russia, thus Stalin died due to unforeseen consequences. Garfield ate lasagna but he had a diarrhea and he threw a tantrum on Jon for having bad grammar. Meanwhile, Andross tried exploding. He succeeded. Then Gi-hun hung a wreath. Yippee. Wario3 when he couldn't figure out when he was eating The Grand Slam Burger from McDonalds, but threw up and died comically.

 

[Tollhouse]

The Phantom Thieves captured Rosalina to kill the Lumas, but Joker objected by killing Batman. Rosalina narrowly escaped, but died later. By eating TVs, Kirby resurrects her with a log. But, it failed. But, it didn't. Rosalina didn't live. Then Mercy resurrected Rosalina; Rosalina then took immortality medicine. Wario Man jumped into a pond to drown. Rosalina dispatched five Lumas that somehow survived Bowser's Castle inferno through special effects, because Super Sentai wanted her to. Roy and Lemmy jumped into lava and became giants to tickle each-other. Bowser wasn't amused. He joined in the Skrull army. He became a pretty cool dude, but then he formed an alliance with the Yoshis and they invaded Umbra Clock Tower. They ate witches with King Harkinian while he happily danced to disco. As the party was happening, meteors began to rain down upon them. Samus arrived in all her glory to Final Destination to vanquish spammers. Then fishes suddenly turned into Gyarados. Except for Freddi, who was immune. Inklings got scared because the Gyaradoses used Plasma Breath to cause sudden death. Will it be super effective? As long as Captain America can arrive on time, he'll rescue them. However, he has to practice teleportation. Fortunately, there is plenty of time for Ash Williams stalling Gyaradoses, groovy. Then all of Equestria was invaded very slowly. This was so Equestria could suffer for their crimes against the world order that does nothing besides speculate DLC. The Gyaradoses then joined the mafia to date Marina. Freddi was jealous that she couldn't die. Suddenly, the best friend, Luther decided that he should probably die. But then, Rosalina called the suicide police to arrest someone. Someone who's actually herself LMAO. On Pluto there Pluto, the dog became planetary dictator Bob Norman Ross and ordered the Tau Volantis Moon to shut up Johnny Knoxville, but Piranha Plant consumed him first. It was a FATALITY!! Then the plant was shot by Lucus and Kumatora, but not really as their imposters were the ones who done it who promptly died due to nausea caused by DIO. Fortunately, a Goomba who was nearby had a mushroom that was poisonous. Then Shaggy came with Scooby-Snacks and he punched Pyra hard in the head, which he thought was ugly. Space Harrier came and died. Pyra countered Shaggy's punch and killed him, leaving the US President dead on Floor. Goomba became president and he Nuked Russia, thus Stalin died due to unforeseen consequences. Garfield ate lasagna but he had a diarrhea and he threw a tantrum on Jon for having bad grammar. Meanwhile, Andross tried exploding. He succeeded. Then Gi-hun hung a wreath. Yippee. Wario3 when he couldn't figure out when he was eating The Grand Slam Burger from McDonalds, but threw up and died comically. The funeral was

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

The Phantom Thieves captured Rosalina to kill the Lumas, but Joker objected by killing Batman. Rosalina narrowly escaped, but died later. By eating TVs, Kirby resurrects her with a log. But, it failed. But, it didn't. Rosalina didn't live. Then Mercy resurrected Rosalina; Rosalina then took immortality medicine. Wario Man jumped into a pond to drown. Rosalina dispatched five Lumas that somehow survived Bowser's Castle inferno through special effects, because Super Sentai wanted her to. Roy and Lemmy jumped into lava and became giants to tickle each-other. Bowser wasn't amused. He joined in the Skrull army. He became a pretty cool dude, but then he formed an alliance with the Yoshis and they invaded Umbra Clock Tower. They ate witches with King Harkinian while he happily danced to disco. As the party was happening, meteors began to rain down upon them. Samus arrived in all her glory to Final Destination to vanquish spammers. Then fishes suddenly turned into Gyarados. Except for Freddi, who was immune. Inklings got scared because the Gyaradoses used Plasma Breath to cause sudden death. Will it be super effective? As long as Captain America can arrive on time, he'll rescue them. However, he has to practice teleportation. Fortunately, there is plenty of time for Ash Williams stalling Gyaradoses, groovy. Then all of Equestria was invaded very slowly. This was so Equestria could suffer for their crimes against the world order that does nothing besides speculate DLC. The Gyaradoses then joined the mafia to date Marina. Freddi was jealous that she couldn't die. Suddenly, the best friend, Luther decided that he should probably die. But then, Rosalina called the suicide police to arrest someone. Someone who's actually herself LMAO. On Pluto there Pluto, the dog became planetary dictator Bob Norman Ross and ordered the Tau Volantis Moon to shut up Johnny Knoxville, but Piranha Plant consumed him first. It was a FATALITY!! Then the plant was shot by Lucus and Kumatora, but not really as their imposters were the ones who done it who promptly died due to nausea caused by DIO. Fortunately, a Goomba who was nearby had a mushroom that was poisonous. Then Shaggy came with Scooby-Snacks and he punched Pyra hard in the head, which he thought was ugly. Space Harrier came and died. Pyra countered Shaggy's punch and killed him, leaving the US President dead on Floor. Goomba became president and he Nuked Russia, thus Stalin died due to unforeseen consequences. Garfield ate lasagna but he had a diarrhea and he threw a tantrum on Jon for having bad grammar. Meanwhile, Andross tried exploding. He succeeded. Then Gi-hun hung a wreath. Yippee. Wario3 when he couldn't figure out when he was eating The Grand Slam Burger from McDonalds, but threw up and died comically. The funeral was boring as heck,

 

[Tollhouse]

The Phantom Thieves captured Rosalina to kill the Lumas, but Joker objected by killing Batman. Rosalina narrowly escaped, but died later. By eating TVs, Kirby resurrects her with a log. But, it failed. But, it didn't. Rosalina didn't live. Then Mercy resurrected Rosalina; Rosalina then took immortality medicine. Wario Man jumped into a pond to drown. Rosalina dispatched five Lumas that somehow survived Bowser's Castle inferno through special effects, because Super Sentai wanted her to. Roy and Lemmy jumped into lava and became giants to tickle each-other. Bowser wasn't amused. He joined in the Skrull army. He became a pretty cool dude, but then he formed an alliance with the Yoshis and they invaded Umbra Clock Tower. They ate witches with King Harkinian while he happily danced to disco. As the party was happening, meteors began to rain down upon them. Samus arrived in all her glory to Final Destination to vanquish spammers. Then fishes suddenly turned into Gyarados. Except for Freddi, who was immune. Inklings got scared because the Gyaradoses used Plasma Breath to cause sudden death. Will it be super effective? As long as Captain America can arrive on time, he'll rescue them. However, he has to practice teleportation. Fortunately, there is plenty of time for Ash Williams stalling Gyaradoses, groovy. Then all of Equestria was invaded very slowly. This was so Equestria could suffer for their crimes against the world order that does nothing besides speculate DLC. The Gyaradoses then joined the mafia to date Marina. Freddi was jealous that she couldn't die. Suddenly, the best friend, Luther decided that he should probably die. But then, Rosalina called the suicide police to arrest someone. Someone who's actually herself LMAO. On Pluto there Pluto, the dog became planetary dictator Bob Norman Ross and ordered the Tau Volantis Moon to shut up Johnny Knoxville, but Piranha Plant consumed him first. It was a FATALITY!! Then the plant was shot by Lucus and Kumatora, but not really as their imposters were the ones who done it who promptly died due to nausea caused by DIO. Fortunately, a Goomba who was nearby had a mushroom that was poisonous. Then Shaggy came with Scooby-Snacks and he punched Pyra hard in the head, which he thought was ugly. Space Harrier came and died. Pyra countered Shaggy's punch and killed him, leaving the US President dead on Floor. Goomba became president and he Nuked Russia, thus Stalin died due to unforeseen consequences. Garfield ate lasagna but he had a diarrhea and he threw a tantrum on Jon for having bad grammar. Meanwhile, Andross tried exploding. He succeeded. Then Gi-hun hung a wreath. Yippee. Wario3 when he couldn't figure out when he was eating The Grand Slam Burger from McDonalds, but threw up and died comically. The funeral was boring as heck, as Wario3 had

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

The Phantom Thieves captured Rosalina to kill the Lumas, but Joker objected by killing Batman. Rosalina narrowly escaped, but died later. By eating TVs, Kirby resurrects her with a log. But, it failed. But, it didn't. Rosalina didn't live. Then Mercy resurrected Rosalina; Rosalina then took immortality medicine. Wario Man jumped into a pond to drown. Rosalina dispatched five Lumas that somehow survived Bowser's Castle inferno through special effects, because Super Sentai wanted her to. Roy and Lemmy jumped into lava and became giants to tickle each-other. Bowser wasn't amused. He joined in the Skrull army. He became a pretty cool dude, but then he formed an alliance with the Yoshis and they invaded Umbra Clock Tower. They ate witches with King Harkinian while he happily danced to disco. As the party was happening, meteors began to rain down upon them. Samus arrived in all her glory to Final Destination to vanquish spammers. Then fishes suddenly turned into Gyarados. Except for Freddi, who was immune. Inklings got scared because the Gyaradoses used Plasma Breath to cause sudden death. Will it be super effective? As long as Captain America can arrive on time, he'll rescue them. However, he has to practice teleportation. Fortunately, there is plenty of time for Ash Williams stalling Gyaradoses, groovy. Then all of Equestria was invaded very slowly. This was so Equestria could suffer for their crimes against the world order that does nothing besides speculate DLC. The Gyaradoses then joined the mafia to date Marina. Freddi was jealous that she couldn't die. Suddenly, the best friend, Luther decided that he should probably die. But then, Rosalina called the suicide police to arrest someone. Someone who's actually herself LMAO. On Pluto there Pluto, the dog became planetary dictator Bob Norman Ross and ordered the Tau Volantis Moon to shut up Johnny Knoxville, but Piranha Plant consumed him first. It was a FATALITY!! Then the plant was shot by Lucus and Kumatora, but not really as their imposters were the ones who done it who promptly died due to nausea caused by DIO. Fortunately, a Goomba who was nearby had a mushroom that was poisonous. Then Shaggy came with Scooby-Snacks and he punched Pyra hard in the head, which he thought was ugly. Space Harrier came and died. Pyra countered Shaggy's punch and killed him, leaving the US President dead on Floor. Goomba became president and he Nuked Russia, thus Stalin died due to unforeseen consequences. Garfield ate lasagna but he had a diarrhea and he threw a tantrum on Jon for having bad grammar. Meanwhile, Andross tried exploding. He succeeded. Then Gi-hun hung a wreath. Yippee. Wario3 when he couldn't figure out when he was eating The Grand Slam Burger from McDonalds, but threw up and died comically. The funeral was boring as heck, as Wario3 had to go to

 

[Tollhouse]

The Phantom Thieves captured Rosalina to kill the Lumas, but Joker objected by killing Batman. Rosalina narrowly escaped, but died later. By eating TVs, Kirby resurrects her with a log. But, it failed. But, it didn't. Rosalina didn't live. Then Mercy resurrected Rosalina; Rosalina then took immortality medicine. Wario Man jumped into a pond to drown. Rosalina dispatched five Lumas that somehow survived Bowser's Castle inferno through special effects, because Super Sentai wanted her to. Roy and Lemmy jumped into lava and became giants to tickle each-other. Bowser wasn't amused. He joined in the Skrull army. He became a pretty cool dude, but then he formed an alliance with the Yoshis and they invaded Umbra Clock Tower. They ate witches with King Harkinian while he happily danced to disco. As the party was happening, meteors began to rain down upon them. Samus arrived in all her glory to Final Destination to vanquish spammers. Then fishes suddenly turned into Gyarados. Except for Freddi, who was immune. Inklings got scared because the Gyaradoses used Plasma Breath to cause sudden death. Will it be super effective? As long as Captain America can arrive on time, he'll rescue them. However, he has to practice teleportation. Fortunately, there is plenty of time for Ash Williams stalling Gyaradoses, groovy. Then all of Equestria was invaded very slowly. This was so Equestria could suffer for their crimes against the world order that does nothing besides speculate DLC. The Gyaradoses then joined the mafia to date Marina. Freddi was jealous that she couldn't die. Suddenly, the best friend, Luther decided that he should probably die. But then, Rosalina called the suicide police to arrest someone. Someone who's actually herself LMAO. On Pluto there Pluto, the dog became planetary dictator Bob Norman Ross and ordered the Tau Volantis Moon to shut up Johnny Knoxville, but Piranha Plant consumed him first. It was a FATALITY!! Then the plant was shot by Lucus and Kumatora, but not really as their imposters were the ones who done it who promptly died due to nausea caused by DIO. Fortunately, a Goomba who was nearby had a mushroom that was poisonous. Then Shaggy came with Scooby-Snacks and he punched Pyra hard in the head, which he thought was ugly. Space Harrier came and died. Pyra countered Shaggy's punch and killed him, leaving the US President dead on Floor. Goomba became president and he Nuked Russia, thus Stalin died due to unforeseen consequences. Garfield ate lasagna but he had a diarrhea and he threw a tantrum on Jon for having bad grammar. Meanwhile, Andross tried exploding. He succeeded. Then Gi-hun hung a wreath. Yippee. Wario3 when he couldn't figure out when he was eating The Grand Slam Burger from McDonalds, but threw up and died comically. The funeral was boring as heck, as Wario3 had to go to Seven-Eleven to get

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

The Phantom Thieves captured Rosalina to kill the Lumas, but Joker objected by killing Batman. Rosalina narrowly escaped, but died later. By eating TVs, Kirby resurrects her with a log. But, it failed. But, it didn't. Rosalina didn't live. Then Mercy resurrected Rosalina; Rosalina then took immortality medicine. Wario Man jumped into a pond to drown. Rosalina dispatched five Lumas that somehow survived Bowser's Castle inferno through special effects, because Super Sentai wanted her to. Roy and Lemmy jumped into lava and became giants to tickle each-other. Bowser wasn't amused. He joined in the Skrull army. He became a pretty cool dude, but then he formed an alliance with the Yoshis and they invaded Umbra Clock Tower. They ate witches with King Harkinian while he happily danced to disco. As the party was happening, meteors began to rain down upon them. Samus arrived in all her glory to Final Destination to vanquish spammers. Then fishes suddenly turned into Gyarados. Except for Freddi, who was immune. Inklings got scared because the Gyaradoses used Plasma Breath to cause sudden death. Will it be super effective? As long as Captain America can arrive on time, he'll rescue them. However, he has to practice teleportation. Fortunately, there is plenty of time for Ash Williams stalling Gyaradoses, groovy. Then all of Equestria was invaded very slowly. This was so Equestria could suffer for their crimes against the world order that does nothing besides speculate DLC. The Gyaradoses then joined the mafia to date Marina. Freddi was jealous that she couldn't die. Suddenly, the best friend, Luther decided that he should probably die. But then, Rosalina called the suicide police to arrest someone. Someone who's actually herself LMAO. On Pluto there Pluto, the dog became planetary dictator Bob Norman Ross and ordered the Tau Volantis Moon to shut up Johnny Knoxville, but Piranha Plant consumed him first. It was a FATALITY!! Then the plant was shot by Lucus and Kumatora, but not really as their imposters were the ones who done it who promptly died due to nausea caused by DIO. Fortunately, a Goomba who was nearby had a mushroom that was poisonous. Then Shaggy came with Scooby-Snacks and he punched Pyra hard in the head, which he thought was ugly. Space Harrier came and died. Pyra countered Shaggy's punch and killed him, leaving the US President dead on Floor. Goomba became president and he Nuked Russia, thus Stalin died due to unforeseen consequences. Garfield ate lasagna but he had a diarrhea and he threw a tantrum on Jon for having bad grammar. Meanwhile, Andross tried exploding. He succeeded. Then Gi-hun hung a wreath. Yippee. Wario3 when he couldn't figure out when he was eating The Grand Slam Burger from McDonalds, but threw up and died comically. The funeral was boring as heck, as Wario3 had to go to Seven-Eleven to get Pepto-Bismol, but he

 

[Tollhouse]

The Phantom Thieves captured Rosalina to kill the Lumas, but Joker objected by killing Batman. Rosalina narrowly escaped, but died later. By eating TVs, Kirby resurrects her with a log. But, it failed. But, it didn't. Rosalina didn't live. Then Mercy resurrected Rosalina; Rosalina then took immortality medicine. Wario Man jumped into a pond to drown. Rosalina dispatched five Lumas that somehow survived Bowser's Castle inferno through special effects, because Super Sentai wanted her to. Roy and Lemmy jumped into lava and became giants to tickle each-other. Bowser wasn't amused. He joined in the Skrull army. He became a pretty cool dude, but then he formed an alliance with the Yoshis and they invaded Umbra Clock Tower. They ate witches with King Harkinian while he happily danced to disco. As the party was happening, meteors began to rain down upon them. Samus arrived in all her glory to Final Destination to vanquish spammers. Then fishes suddenly turned into Gyarados. Except for Freddi, who was immune. Inklings got scared because the Gyaradoses used Plasma Breath to cause sudden death. Will it be super effective? As long as Captain America can arrive on time, he'll rescue them. However, he has to practice teleportation. Fortunately, there is plenty of time for Ash Williams stalling Gyaradoses, groovy. Then all of Equestria was invaded very slowly. This was so Equestria could suffer for their crimes against the world order that does nothing besides speculate DLC. The Gyaradoses then joined the mafia to date Marina. Freddi was jealous that she couldn't die. Suddenly, the best friend, Luther decided that he should probably die. But then, Rosalina called the suicide police to arrest someone. Someone who's actually herself LMAO. On Pluto there Pluto, the dog became planetary dictator Bob Norman Ross and ordered the Tau Volantis Moon to shut up Johnny Knoxville, but Piranha Plant consumed him first. It was a FATALITY!! Then the plant was shot by Lucus and Kumatora, but not really as their imposters were the ones who done it who promptly died due to nausea caused by DIO. Fortunately, a Goomba who was nearby had a mushroom that was poisonous. Then Shaggy came with Scooby-Snacks and he punched Pyra hard in the head, which he thought was ugly. Space Harrier came and died. Pyra countered Shaggy's punch and killed him, leaving the US President dead on Floor. Goomba became president and he Nuked Russia, thus Stalin died due to unforeseen consequences. Garfield ate lasagna but he had a diarrhea and he threw a tantrum on Jon for having bad grammar. Meanwhile, Andross tried exploding. He succeeded. Then Gi-hun hung a wreath. Yippee. Wario3 when he couldn't figure out when he was eating The Grand Slam Burger from McDonalds, but threw up and died comically. The funeral was boring as heck, as Wario3 had to go to Seven-Eleven to get Pepto-Bismol, but he remembered he died.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

The Phantom Thieves captured Rosalina to kill the Lumas, but Joker objected by killing Batman. Rosalina narrowly escaped, but died later. By eating TVs, Kirby resurrects her with a log. But, it failed. But, it didn't. Rosalina didn't live. Then Mercy resurrected Rosalina; Rosalina then took immortality medicine. Wario Man jumped into a pond to drown. Rosalina dispatched five Lumas that somehow survived Bowser's Castle inferno through special effects, because Super Sentai wanted her to. Roy and Lemmy jumped into lava and became giants to tickle each-other. Bowser wasn't amused. He joined in the Skrull army. He became a pretty cool dude, but then he formed an alliance with the Yoshis and they invaded Umbra Clock Tower. They ate witches with King Harkinian while he happily danced to disco. As the party was happening, meteors began to rain down upon them. Samus arrived in all her glory to Final Destination to vanquish spammers. Then fishes suddenly turned into Gyarados. Except for Freddi, who was immune. Inklings got scared because the Gyaradoses used Plasma Breath to cause sudden death. Will it be super effective? As long as Captain America can arrive on time, he'll rescue them. However, he has to practice teleportation. Fortunately, there is plenty of time for Ash Williams stalling Gyaradoses, groovy. Then all of Equestria was invaded very slowly. This was so Equestria could suffer for their crimes against the world order that does nothing besides speculate DLC. The Gyaradoses then joined the mafia to date Marina. Freddi was jealous that she couldn't die. Suddenly, the best friend, Luther decided that he should probably die. But then, Rosalina called the suicide police to arrest someone. Someone who's actually herself LMAO. On Pluto there Pluto, the dog became planetary dictator Bob Norman Ross and ordered the Tau Volantis Moon to shut up Johnny Knoxville, but Piranha Plant consumed him first. It was a FATALITY!! Then the plant was shot by Lucus and Kumatora, but not really as their imposters were the ones who done it who promptly died due to nausea caused by DIO. Fortunately, a Goomba who was nearby had a mushroom that was poisonous. Then Shaggy came with Scooby-Snacks and he punched Pyra hard in the head, which he thought was ugly. Space Harrier came and died. Pyra countered Shaggy's punch and killed him, leaving the US President dead on Floor. Goomba became president and he Nuked Russia, thus Stalin died due to unforeseen consequences. Garfield ate lasagna but he had a diarrhea and he threw a tantrum on Jon for having bad grammar. Meanwhile, Andross tried exploding. He succeeded. Then Gi-hun hung a wreath. Yippee. Wario3 when he couldn't figure out when he was eating The Grand Slam Burger from McDonalds, but threw up and died comically. The funeral was boring as heck, as Wario3 had to go to Seven-Eleven to get Pepto-Bismol, but he remembered he died.
That's the END!

 

[Tollhouse]

Once upon a

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Once upon a Time, there was

 

[Tollhouse]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and

 

[Tollhouse]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for

 

[Tollhouse]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for all the horrible

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for all the horrible fans that existed

 

[Zangiefsthighs]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for all the horrible fans that existed, but he had

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for all the horrible fans that existed, but he had really bad ideas

 

[Mamboo07]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for all the horrible fans that existed, but he had really bad ideas some being like

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for all the horrible fans that existed, but he had really bad ideas some being like Wavedashing removal and

 

[Tollhouse]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for all the horrible fans that existed, but he had really bad ideas some being like Wavedashing removal and adding more tripping.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for all the horrible fans that existed, but he had really bad ideas some being like Wavedashing removal and adding more tripping. When fans heard

 

[Zangiefsthighs]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for all the horrible fans that existed, but he had really bad ideas some being like Wavedashing removal and adding more tripping. When fans heard this they revolted.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for all the horrible fans that existed, but he had really bad ideas some being like Wavedashing removal and adding more tripping. When fans heard this they revolted. Andross needed to

 

[HyperSomari64]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for all the horrible fans that existed, but he had really bad ideas some being like Wavedashing removal and adding more tripping. When fans heard this they revolted. Andross needed to read a book

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for all the horrible fans that existed, but he had really bad ideas some being like Wavedashing removal and adding more tripping. When fans heard this they revolted. Andross needed to read a book about History of

 

[Yiptap]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for all the horrible fans that existed, but he had really bad ideas some being like Wavedashing removal and adding more tripping. When fans heard this they revolted. Andross needed to read a book about the history of Super Mario Bros.

 

[HyperSomari64]

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[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for all the horrible fans that existed, but he had really bad ideas some being like Wavedashing removal and adding more tripping. When fans heard this they revolted. Andross needed to read a book about the history of Super Mario Bros. Then Andross fell

 

[HyperSomari64]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for all the horrible fans that existed, but he had really bad ideas some being like Wavedashing removal and adding more tripping. When fans heard this they revolted. Andross needed to read a book about the history of Super Mario Bros. Then Andross fell and he dreams

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for all the horrible fans that existed, but he had really bad ideas some being like Wavedashing removal and adding more tripping. When fans heard this they revolted. Andross needed to read a book about the history of Super Mario Bros. Then Andross fell and he dreams killing Nickelodeon characters

 

[Yiptap]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for all the horrible fans that existed, but he had really bad ideas some being like Wavedashing removal and adding more tripping. When fans heard this they revolted. Andross needed to read a book about the history of Super Mario Bros. Then Andross fell and he dreamed of killing Nickelodeon characters. Andross was arrested.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for all the horrible fans that existed, but he had really bad ideas some being like Wavedashing removal and adding more tripping. When fans heard this they revolted. Andross needed to read a book about the history of Super Mario Bros. Then Andross fell and he dreamed of killing Nickelodeon characters. Andross was arrested. The Darn End!

 

[Zangiefsthighs]

Once upon a

 

[Yiptap]

Once upon a time, there was

 

[Tollhouse]

Once upon a Time, there was a game developer called Andross and he wanted to remake Melee for all the horrible fans that existed, but he had really bad ideas some being like Wavedashing removal and adding more tripping. When fans heard this they revolted. Andross needed to read a book about the history of Super Mario Bros. Then Andross fell and he dreamed of killing Nickelodeon characters. Andross was arrested. He was replaced


(We just started this story. It goes on for 10 pages.) I don't know why we're resetting so I'm continuing where we left off.