JustOwnin
Smash Apprentice
*read bold for main points*
TREMBLE IN TERROR!
WALLOW IN DISPAIR!
DROWN IN SADNESS!
FOR IT IS I, JUSTOWNIN DA FINAL BOSS IN THE GAME OF LIFE!
Gamertag: JustOwnin
NickName: JustOwnin
Purpose: JustOwnin
RESULTS: JUSTOWNIN
I'M GREATER THAN MAHAMMAD ALI!
MORE SOLID THAN SOLID SNAKE!
CAN WITHSTAND THE CONSUMPTION OF MORE MUSHROOMS THAN MARIO!
FLOAT LONGER THAN THE PRINCESS!
AND I GURANTEE THAT THEIR IS NO ONE WHO CAN DEFEAT ME IN THE GAME OF WII BOXING OR DO4!
I got more skills in that game than FFX-2 Rikku has ***** (and that chick got ALOOOOOOOOOOOOT of *****)! More power than Tenchi Muyo has sexual indawindows (i can't spell the word. SO WHAT?! I'm better than you at Wii BOXING!)! More speed than sonic got rings! More techniques than Itachi, Kakshi, and Sasuke and the entirty of the Uchiha clan from conception to end ever had!
KIICHI MIYAZAWA (TOUGH) AIN'T GOT **** ON ME!
For Nanshin Shadow style may indeed be a murderous art. But not more murderious than the power of OWNAGE!
I have come to challenge you all IN A GAME OF WII BOXING AND DOA4
Is their any who can match my supreme and upmost shadow skill? Will I be able to scream the phrase. . .
"I am invincible!
My shadow skill is unmatched!
THE POWER OF MY BLOW HAS NO EQUAL!!!!"
at the top of my lungs without anybody opposing such a bold proclamation? Without any a ninja, pirate, cat girl, cyborg, or hot asian chick to call me wrong and say that it is their mighty ninjutsu, cold robotic grasp, eye path, or soft sleek and sexy well manacured hands attached to the most beautiful of bodies an. . . I'm getting off track here. . . THAT THEIR POWER IS INDEED GREATER?!
For the grand and allknowing Peter Griffin of Family Guy once said to his son Chris in the episode where he himself became one with the sith and joined the dark side of bullying,
"There are three types of people in this world son
Bullies
Geeks
and really really hot asian chicks."
But as sagacious as he the fat one may be his information is incorrect. For just like their is a 37th chamber in Wu-Tang their is a 4th type of person that exist in this world!
AND THAT IS A BEING FORGED OF PURE AND UTTER OWNAGE!
So here's the challenge:
Wii Boxing/DOA4
2 out of 3 matches
You pay $1
If you win you get $20
You pay $5
If you win you get $100
Challenge will be open to all contenders for 3 hours out of each day of Acen. Hours that will be posted soon.
WHERE:
Anime Central 10th annivery Cosplay Convention
2007 Hyatt Regency O'Hare
& the Donald E.Stephens Convention Center
www.acen.org
VideoGameRoom BYOC place
May 11th-May13th
You kn3wbz got skills like Britney spears got hair! I'm gon OWN you kn3wbz so bad that not even the combined healing poweres of Orochimaru from Naruto, Orihime from Bleach, and Elixier(aka Godhand New X-men) can ever heal the perminant scars of OWNAGE that shall befall all on these days!
FOR NONE CAN PUT AN END TO MY NON STOP KILLING SPREE IN THIS FIRST PERSON SHOOTER OF LIFE!
DEFEATING ME IS LIKE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, AND NONE OF YOU ARE TOM CRUISE!!!!!
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THINGS TO DO AFTER BEING CHALLENGE BY JUSTOWNIN
1.) Put you feelings in a safe place so they won't get hurt.
2.) SIgn up for rehab class "life after OWNAGE." Sign up quick. . . classes fill up FAST!
3.) Prepare a place on your wall for the certificate of OWNAGE that will be mailed to you shortly right after your OWNAGE!
4.) Make sure not to consume anything cold before hand, I'll already have you TREMBLING IN TERROR no need to add to it.
5.) Cry now and dehydrate yourself to the fullest extent. That way when I make you DROWN IN SADNESS you won't cry in public.
6.) PREPARE TO BE OWNED!
The above has been a message from the FINAL BOSS in the game of LIFE![/size]
disclaimer: Little do you know that simply by READING this post you have jsut been OWNED!
TREMBLE IN TERROR!
WALLOW IN DISPAIR!
DROWN IN SADNESS!
FOR IT IS I, JUSTOWNIN DA FINAL BOSS IN THE GAME OF LIFE!
Gamertag: JustOwnin
NickName: JustOwnin
Purpose: JustOwnin
RESULTS: JUSTOWNIN
I'M GREATER THAN MAHAMMAD ALI!
MORE SOLID THAN SOLID SNAKE!
CAN WITHSTAND THE CONSUMPTION OF MORE MUSHROOMS THAN MARIO!
FLOAT LONGER THAN THE PRINCESS!
AND I GURANTEE THAT THEIR IS NO ONE WHO CAN DEFEAT ME IN THE GAME OF WII BOXING OR DO4!
I got more skills in that game than FFX-2 Rikku has ***** (and that chick got ALOOOOOOOOOOOOT of *****)! More power than Tenchi Muyo has sexual indawindows (i can't spell the word. SO WHAT?! I'm better than you at Wii BOXING!)! More speed than sonic got rings! More techniques than Itachi, Kakshi, and Sasuke and the entirty of the Uchiha clan from conception to end ever had!
KIICHI MIYAZAWA (TOUGH) AIN'T GOT **** ON ME!
For Nanshin Shadow style may indeed be a murderous art. But not more murderious than the power of OWNAGE!
I have come to challenge you all IN A GAME OF WII BOXING AND DOA4
Is their any who can match my supreme and upmost shadow skill? Will I be able to scream the phrase. . .
"I am invincible!
My shadow skill is unmatched!
THE POWER OF MY BLOW HAS NO EQUAL!!!!"
at the top of my lungs without anybody opposing such a bold proclamation? Without any a ninja, pirate, cat girl, cyborg, or hot asian chick to call me wrong and say that it is their mighty ninjutsu, cold robotic grasp, eye path, or soft sleek and sexy well manacured hands attached to the most beautiful of bodies an. . . I'm getting off track here. . . THAT THEIR POWER IS INDEED GREATER?!
For the grand and allknowing Peter Griffin of Family Guy once said to his son Chris in the episode where he himself became one with the sith and joined the dark side of bullying,
"There are three types of people in this world son
Bullies
Geeks
and really really hot asian chicks."
But as sagacious as he the fat one may be his information is incorrect. For just like their is a 37th chamber in Wu-Tang their is a 4th type of person that exist in this world!
AND THAT IS A BEING FORGED OF PURE AND UTTER OWNAGE!
So here's the challenge:
Wii Boxing/DOA4
2 out of 3 matches
You pay $1
If you win you get $20
You pay $5
If you win you get $100
Challenge will be open to all contenders for 3 hours out of each day of Acen. Hours that will be posted soon.
WHERE:
Anime Central 10th annivery Cosplay Convention
2007 Hyatt Regency O'Hare
& the Donald E.Stephens Convention Center
www.acen.org
VideoGameRoom BYOC place
May 11th-May13th
You kn3wbz got skills like Britney spears got hair! I'm gon OWN you kn3wbz so bad that not even the combined healing poweres of Orochimaru from Naruto, Orihime from Bleach, and Elixier(aka Godhand New X-men) can ever heal the perminant scars of OWNAGE that shall befall all on these days!
FOR NONE CAN PUT AN END TO MY NON STOP KILLING SPREE IN THIS FIRST PERSON SHOOTER OF LIFE!
DEFEATING ME IS LIKE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, AND NONE OF YOU ARE TOM CRUISE!!!!!
______________________________________________
THINGS TO DO AFTER BEING CHALLENGE BY JUSTOWNIN
1.) Put you feelings in a safe place so they won't get hurt.
2.) SIgn up for rehab class "life after OWNAGE." Sign up quick. . . classes fill up FAST!
3.) Prepare a place on your wall for the certificate of OWNAGE that will be mailed to you shortly right after your OWNAGE!
4.) Make sure not to consume anything cold before hand, I'll already have you TREMBLING IN TERROR no need to add to it.
5.) Cry now and dehydrate yourself to the fullest extent. That way when I make you DROWN IN SADNESS you won't cry in public.
6.) PREPARE TO BE OWNED!
The above has been a message from the FINAL BOSS in the game of LIFE![/size]
disclaimer: Little do you know that simply by READING this post you have jsut been OWNED!