A turtle named b00zer

[Famine]

As of recent my family got some new turtles, two to be exact. One of the turtles had claws that where over 3' long, it bullied the other turtle around and often held him under the water as if he was trying to drown him. A couple days ago he began to get more violent (i.e. he began poking the other turtle in the eyes) then yesterday I checked on the turtles and to my surprise long clawed turtle had killed the other one, there was a giant chunk of his neck missing and the other turtle was just swimming around the tank. The solution to all this? Name the killer turtle b00zer....

 

[Sariku]

-blinks- ... -blinks-

 

[Falco&Victory]

...May I main him?

 

[mario-man]

Too bad the Bowser in all the Mario games wasn't that fierce. Maybe it woulda been actually a challenge. LOL (especially Sunshine)

 

[Dynamik]

Wow, I lol'd. Awesome turtle man. Envy.

 

[KingJiggyWiggy]

Why not eat the turtle?

 

[5150]

As of recent my family got some new turtles, two to be exact. One of the turtles had claws that where over 3' long, it bullied the other turtle around and often held him under the water as if he was trying to drown him. A couple days ago he began to get more violent (i.e. he began poking the other turtle in the eyes) then yesterday I checked on the turtles and to my surprise long clawed turtle had killed the other one, there was a giant chunk of his neck missing and the other turtle was just swimming around the tank. The solution to all this? Name the killer turtle b00zer....

omg i hate the bowser forums.

 

[KevinM]

I have to admit this thing is entirely worthless...

We have a whole thread for pointless spam and you make this piece of ****?

 

[KingJiggyWiggy]

LOL KevinM is funny. "and you make this piece of ****?"

Next time give your next turtle metal claws. Then we gonna see some real Koopa Klaw action.