hungrybox
Smash Legend
Hungrybox Presents:
WATO1
What Are The Oddz???
So!
Everyone is saying that there are a few issues at hand:
1. Melee is supposedly DYING.
2. Attendance is dropping.
3. The Dark Knight might have been too good...
4. The Melee Veterans and the rising Brawlers constantly BETCH at eachother.
5. Metaknight.
My Solutions:
1. Hold some kickass melee biweeklies.
2. KEEP HOLDING these KICKASS BIWEEKLIES to attract people and have them bring their friends.
3. Sorry, cannot fix.
4. Hold Melee AND Brawl Biweeklies to satisfy everyone!
5. Patience + Frosted Mini Wheaties
SO,
This little ******* HUNGRYBOX guy will be your new CPR for melee.
I will try to bring melee some more hype by holding these biweeklies. (Especially now that the TNT fortress is collapsing
)
My House has two stories.
A cool living room.
A patio.
A garage.
A nearby Computer to organize brackets.
An upstairs with two rooms to play smash in.
So I think I can start holding these NASTEEEE biweeklies!
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RUELZ.
Rules= Stock
Stock = 4
Handicap = Off
Damage Ratio = 1.0
Friendly Fire = On
Self-destruct = -1
Items = Off
BYOC = Bring Your Own Controller, nubs
Stages banned for Singles Only: Great Bay and Mushroom Kingdom 2
Stages banned for Doubles Only: Fountain of Dreams and Mute City
Stages banned for Singles & Doubles: Yoshi’s Island (Pipes), Fourside, Hyrule Temple, Flatzone, Brinstar Depths, Icicle Mountain, Big Blue, Mushroom Kingdom 1, Venom, Yoshi's Island 64, Peach’s Castle, and Kongo Jungle, Onett.
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TIEM.
Registration: 11:00 AM
Doubles Starts: 12:00 PM
LUNCH BREAK: After Doubles
Singles: After Lunch
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KOHST.
MANDATORY DOOR FEEfifofum: $5
Doubles: $10 admission per player ($20 per team)
Singles: $15 admission per player
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LO! "K" SHUN.
3418 Amaca Circle
32837 Orlando, FL
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F O N E #
407-242-1544
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And if you are coming from a land far, far away,
I'm pretty sure I could house you.
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FOOD:
The Loop is a plaza just around the corner of my house. It's got restaurants of all kinds, and even a Best Buy! :D
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So there you go.
Discuss nyukkas.
Hypeth.
BRING SETUPS!!!!!
WATO1
What Are The Oddz???
So!
Everyone is saying that there are a few issues at hand:
1. Melee is supposedly DYING.
2. Attendance is dropping.
3. The Dark Knight might have been too good...
4. The Melee Veterans and the rising Brawlers constantly BETCH at eachother.
5. Metaknight.
My Solutions:
1. Hold some kickass melee biweeklies.
2. KEEP HOLDING these KICKASS BIWEEKLIES to attract people and have them bring their friends.
3. Sorry, cannot fix.
4. Hold Melee AND Brawl Biweeklies to satisfy everyone!
5. Patience + Frosted Mini Wheaties
SO,
This little ******* HUNGRYBOX guy will be your new CPR for melee.
I will try to bring melee some more hype by holding these biweeklies. (Especially now that the TNT fortress is collapsing
)My House has two stories.
A cool living room.
A patio.
A garage.
A nearby Computer to organize brackets.
An upstairs with two rooms to play smash in.
So I think I can start holding these NASTEEEE biweeklies!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
RUELZ.
Rules= Stock
Stock = 4
Handicap = Off
Damage Ratio = 1.0
Friendly Fire = On
Self-destruct = -1
Items = Off
BYOC = Bring Your Own Controller, nubs
Stages banned for Singles Only: Great Bay and Mushroom Kingdom 2
Stages banned for Doubles Only: Fountain of Dreams and Mute City
Stages banned for Singles & Doubles: Yoshi’s Island (Pipes), Fourside, Hyrule Temple, Flatzone, Brinstar Depths, Icicle Mountain, Big Blue, Mushroom Kingdom 1, Venom, Yoshi's Island 64, Peach’s Castle, and Kongo Jungle, Onett.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
TIEM.
Registration: 11:00 AM
Doubles Starts: 12:00 PM
LUNCH BREAK: After Doubles
Singles: After Lunch
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
KOHST.
MANDATORY DOOR FEEfifofum: $5
Doubles: $10 admission per player ($20 per team)
Singles: $15 admission per player
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
LO! "K" SHUN.
3418 Amaca Circle
32837 Orlando, FL
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
F O N E #
407-242-1544
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
And if you are coming from a land far, far away,
I'm pretty sure I could house you.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
FOOD:
The Loop is a plaza just around the corner of my house. It's got restaurants of all kinds, and even a Best Buy! :D
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
So there you go.
Discuss nyukkas.
Hypeth.
BRING SETUPS!!!!!
