Section 1: Chapter 10: Team R.S.O.H.
okay..............whatever...........................
well.........................
I guess it will be a random generic enemy.....
Now back to the story......
That's It, I have a great plan!!!!!!!!!!
Step One: Find That Hyrule Dude, ask him who I should revive to be my guide...
If he doesn't tell me, I kill him...
If he does tell me, I give him a minute, then I kill him...
Step Two: Revive someone
Step Three: Beat Them Up, because I know in advance that they won't be able to help me
Step Four: Pretend to be Mario and try to get them to be my guide
Step Five: Become a hit dancer/singer and then mysteriously vanish away
Step Five: Become Isolated In Ice
Step Six: Get Out Of Ice and leave this pitiful planet before it explodes
Step seven: Save A Planet
Step Eight: Rinse, Lather, Repeat from Step Seven
Step Nine: Keep repeating step Seven
Step Ten: find Some Guy to Date, get married, ad die the day after I marry him so that there is almost no recrd of me marrying someone, but I get to know that I actually accomplished something in my life
Step Eleven: Once Dead; Go Find Mario, and kill him, again, somehow
Step Twelve: Figure out a way to complete Step Eleven
Those Are My New Life Goals, yay me, go samus, go samus, it's my birthday, oh yeah, go samus, go samus....
She ran out the dor, chasing after the strange man.She came to a hault, he was standing at the window peering in while she thought about her life goals.... She walked up to him, um, hi.... so, um, how are you?
Oh, Im uh-Im fine,, who are you
Im fine if that's what you meant
So, um, um, I-uh, will, um, uh-yeah
..........
Will-uh-umyeah-I-uh-hi
.....hi......hey, who's your arch rival?
I-uh-yeah-what! Im not tellling you!
She pecked him on the cheek.
As if by a trance-He is ganondorf!!!!!!
Okay, thanks, I'll go revive him, I'll let you wait here while I do that.
still in some sort of trance-ooookkkkaaaayyyy
She cast some spells, ganondorf rose before her
Will you be my guide?
What? Puny Light People, mwaa ha ha, he flew away
Well, that was pointless..... so, link, are you readdy to die?
still in a trance-ooookkkkaaaayyyy
alright, bye, she shot him with some missles, he fell over and passed away.......
She left
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meanwhile
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Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah, now, I-Koopa Kid, will take the throne and become the Koopa King, otherwise known as......Bowser j.r., hahahahahahahahha
-some random koopa turtle-um, ok, that is a lame name
-another koopa turtle-I know, really
-samus-I know jeez
-Koopa Turtle #1-hey!!!! It's Mario!!!!!!
-samus-what!?! No!!!! Im not Mario, i kiled him, im just disguised as him....
-Koopa Turte #2-I believe you for some odd reason, I'll help you esca-he got stabbedin the heart
Samus ran out the front door, turned the corner, hid behind the slimmest and best non-hidden tree around. She then cast some spells.
Koopa Turtle #2 was revived, then he got sabbed in the heart again....
-samus-phew! That was close, I hope that turtle gets away safely, he was a nice fellow, and his shell made him hot........
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meanwhile
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Mario- Mama Mia! Where-a-am I?
God- You're in heaven my sweet child?
Mario- Im-a-sorry, I think I walked into the wrong heaven, you're not supposed to be in charge of me, Im Italian
God- Then Get out IMMEDIATELY, and calmly, the next door over should be correct
Mario- Thanks!
God- No Problem, Im sure you'll feel welcomed there.....
Mario walked through the door
Buuda- Why hello there
Mario- Mama Mia, close enough
The strange Hyrule-person walked through the door
Link-Hey, it's you, mario, nice to meet you, Im Link, do you, by any chance, know where Samus is?
Mario-What!?! She killed me, and YOU!!!
Link- I know, but I don't care, I've been occupying the past five minutes that Iv'e been dead, daydreaming that it was all an accident, and she's going to ressurect me...
Mario- Dude, You're starting to creep me out, oh, and thanks for killing Luigi
Link- Oh, yeah, Im sorry for killin' your friend
Mario- It doesn't matter, he was my brother, and plus, I absolutely despised him, mama mia, he was so mean to-a-me
Luigi-HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO MEAN, I MEAN-LIKE-I CAN'T TAKE IT, GAH, ALL I CAN DO IS RUN OFF AND CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Waaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario- Oh jeez
Link- haha, I can see why, hey you want to make some kind of clan? We'll call it.......
Mario- Super Mario Bros!
Link- I was thinking more along the lines of-hyrule heroes, starring Link
Luigi- Ooh, ooh, I wanna join, I wanna join, can I join, can I join, pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee
Mario- Mama Mia, fine, you can join as long as you never do that again....
Luigi-Okay, so, I think we could call our clan, Scapin Warrioirs
Mario- I guess Mario Bros is a little old, how about Rules Apply Extreme Group
Link- How About.... Neither of those group
Mario- Wait, I got it, we'll combine all three of our ideas, Luigi, we'll take your scape Idea, Link, The Ne from neither can be part of it.....
Link- Wait A Minute! That wasn't my idea, hold up yo
Mario- too late
Link-*grumble grumble*
Mario-so anyway, rom mine, we'll add the Ru from Rules.... making...... Runescape!!!!!
Link-hmmmm.... I dunnno, that sounds like a game
Luigi- It sounds like something Online too
Mario-pssssstttt, guys, it is, it's an online game, so anyways, we shall be calles Runescape!
Pit- Hey, I was born where theis group made their name, so i demand that Im part of the group, and that I also name the group....
Mario- Ok, big scary angel, you pick
Pit- Let us be..... Soaring......Hyrule.....Mario.......Scape......hmmmmm......let's see.......... That's it, Marioscape soarers of Hyrule, from Now On we'll be the Marioscape Soarers Of Hyrule, M.S.O.H. It's llike a mash it except, the letters are arranged differentley and it's an o instead of an a......ok, forget I said that last part
msoh-Yeah!!!!!(when I say msoh, it will mean the whole group talking)
Pit- But shouldn't we have, like, two women in our group, just, because?
Link-Ooh, ooh, lemme pick
Pit- Lets see everyones choices, then well vote
Link-ok, ok, my choises are, Zelda, Samus, & Ilia!
Mario- I choose, Peach, samus, & this Zelda person sounds good as well, oh, and Daisy
Luigi-I choose Peach, Samus, Zelda, & Daisy
Pit-Hmmm..... Well, Samus will definettley be chosen for the group, I guess it's up to me, I'll pick one of the people that was mentioned, or a clone of me as a female, ya know what, she'll be a part of group anyway, so, a female pit will be added, Samus will be added, and now I must choose one of yours, hmmmmm....
Should Pit chose....
A. Zelda
B. Ilia
C. Peach
D. Daisy
E. Zelda
F. Ilia
G. Peach
H. Daisy
...and no, that wasn't a typo, I did that to confuse you....
well, that was a long write, unless im wrong, p.s., Im not gonna write it in word first, so, it'll be bad, I know it's bad, but if it gets completely out of hand, then please tell me....um, tanks, I guess