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  • In New York, it is illegal to attempt suicide by jumping out a window. The penalty is death.
    "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
    - Dan Quayle
    Azelf is the only legendary Pokémon to learn Explosion by leveling up without the need of a move relearner.
    "If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."
    - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
    "Any person who shall lead or drive a bear upon any highway shall be fined not more than $50."
    - Connecticut General Statutes, Section 6215
    In Sri Lanka, it is illegal to keep an ice cream cone in your left pocket, unless if it's Sunday.
    Pink Lemonade was invented on accident: Someone washed their red socks in the same tub the lemonade was prepared.
    "SUPREME COURT REULES THAT MURDERERS SHALL NOT BE ELECTROCUTED
    TWICE FOR THE SAME CRIME."
    - Cleveland Daily News, Headline
    In England it is law for every underaged male person to be taught how to use Bow and Arrow by a cleric.
    In Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
    "Everything that can be invented has been invented."
    - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.
    "I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose Game 5."
    - Charles Barkley
    "Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
    - Budapest Zoo sign
    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
    - Brooke Shields
    Flamethrower is the only move tutor-exclusive move of one generation to become a TM.
    If you yell for nine years, you produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
    Street Fighter was the first fighting game to make a woman playable (Chun-Li) and include the concept of a joke character (Dan Hibiki) who was bad on purpose.
    "The internet is a great way to get on the net."
    - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
    All domesticated animal species that are domesticated today, were domesticated more than 4000 years ago.
    "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
    - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
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