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  • "Teeth extracted by the latest methodists."
    - Hong Kong dental advertisement
    "Give Bill a second term, and Al Gore and I will be turned loose to do what we really want to do."
    - Hillary Clinton
    Pius IX. was the pope with the longest reign. He led the Catholic church 33 years, 7 months and 23 days, from 1846–1878. Right after him is John Paul II., the last pope before the current Benedict XVI.
    Smeargle is the only non-legendary, non-Dragon-type Pokémon able to legally know Draco Meteor.
    Coming on to pitch is Mike Moore, who is six-foot-one and 212 years old."
    - Herb Score, Sportscaster
    "I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity."
    - Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House
    From 8AM to 8PM, 70% of all songs played by French radio stations must be made by French composers.
    "For most people, death comes at the end of their lives."
    - GLR broadcaster, UK
    "And now, will y'all stand and be recognized."
    - Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House, to a group of people in wheelchairs on Disability Day
    "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
    - George Gobel
    "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
    - Colonel Gerald Wellman
    "I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
    - George Bush, former U.S. President
    "It is white."
    - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London
    Farfetch'd also used to have stripes on its wings before Generation IV.
    "The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe."
    - Frank Rizzo
    "Our strength is that we don't have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don't have any real strengths."
    - Frank Broyles
    In Florida, it is illegal to have sex with a porcupine. You got that, Straked?
    "Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that is not
    there?"
    - Driver school applicant
    "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
    - Dennis Rodman
    Feebas has the lowest base Special Attack of any Pokémon, tied with Shuckle.
    "Sit by the homely girl, you'll look better by comparison."
    - Debra Maffett, Miss America 1983
    "The only reason we're 7-0 is because we've won all seven of our games."
    - David Garcia
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