Recent content by RoboFist

Anyone wanna revive this shindig?

Just gonna drop this here for all the conspiracy theorists/revisionists who think B&K only got into Smash because Minecraft content wasn't finished in time for FP1 and B&K was a consolation prize... It honestly makes me wonder just how many votes the duo got if Sakurai is mentioning that fact...

I agree that Bowser's Castle is the most glaring omission, but I also think we should've gotten something like the Death Egg, Chemical Plant Zone, or Flying Battery Zone instead of Windy Hill Zone. Something more mechanical to act as juxtaposition against the classic Green Hill stage would've...

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I've seen these. I've had complete randos hijack my social media excitement screaming about how he can't possibly believe that Sora got more votes than Rayman, Bandana Dee, or Master Chief. And it's just like...really? You can't? Did you just start speculating about Smash content two weeks ago...

I'd love both this and something for The World Ends With You. I know SE thinks they're eating good with this much content in Smash, but you'd think they'd still want to, y'know, promote that game they released a while ago to big critical reception but terrible sales...especially on a console...

I'd say the long-awaited winner of the Smash Ballot finally joining the roster definitely fits Second Chance Theory. This will get lost in the shuffle, but I want to say that I honestly believe this is exactly how Sakurai wanted to wrap up Ultimate. We'll argue all day/week, but I think it all...

Well guys, it's been...educational...but I'm signing off until tomorrow (and honestly, depending on how passionate the reactions are, I may just stay off this site altogether for the next few weeks haha). But I want to leave everyone with two last-minute wishes that I have for tomorrow. 1. I...

Okay, last batch. Here we go: Link getting a slight Breath of the Wild rework was a bigger deal than I think a lot of people gave it credit for. What sucks is how both Young and Toon Links got completely screwed over in the process. The missed potential is so vast that it's downright infamous...

Today, ladies and gentlemen (or at least the three of you who ever visit this thread), I want to talk about something very important. For the past 17 years, an epidemic has been sweeping the internet. Through the spread of this vile misinformation, vicious lies have grown to be known as truths...

Gonna fire off some classic Mario alts here real quick: I know we're all still recovering from the head trauma we suffered by facepalming at Fire Mario's omission (and rightfully so), but you know what I've always found even worse? The fact that OG NES red-and-brown Mario has never once been an...

It's funny how the Virtual Boy went from one of Nintendo's most embarrassing mistakes to one of their favorite go-to self-deprecating jokes. It used to be way too touchy of a subject to ever really reference. I think that's what made its little cameo in Melee such a surprise to a lot of people...

It's been all but confirmed that the 8th Duck Hunt alt was supposed to be a sly, super subtle reference to Banjo & Kazooie back in Smash 4, right? I think Sakurai/Nintendo knew that the duo was very highly suggested by fans, but they weren't ready to even begin thinking about those negotiations...

People literally spammed Sakurai's twitter account with the most childish of hate because he wasn't putting Ridley into Smash. Now nobody seems to even remember that he's on the roster. The most vocal of Smash fans are, like every other fandom, the worst Smash fans. I try to ignore them, which...

Nevermind, I'm out. The arguments I've seen on here the past few days have been so weird and unfun haha. See you guys in a week or so!