"City fathers were hoping to raise enough money to erect a new bronze statue of the Duck of Wellington."
- BBC commentator
- BBC commentator
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If you hang a chicken upside down, even if there's a food dish under it, it cannot eat therefore it will starve.
In California, it is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
- Barbara Boxer, Senator
Guys, he's not gonna read this far back. We can probably post anything.
In Ohio, it is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
Laughter loses weight. SO if you're chubby, you should find some funny people and hang around them for a while.
"Most hotels are already booked solid by people, plus 5,000 journalists."
- Bangkok Post
In Texas, it is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel
In Wisconsin, prisons must give the inmates real butter.
Porcupines float in water, so if you're fighting some, Kinzer, don't try to drown them.
"I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing."
- Baby Spice of the Spice Girls
In Wisconsin, it is forbidden not to flush after using the toilet.
is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
"We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather."
- Arab News report
Teran17 is very British.
"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian
Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people! If you're a lefty Kinzer you better be careful.
Morocco has participated in the Eurovision Songcontest in 1980 in which it finished second to last. Since then, it hasn't been part of the contest. There's hopes, though, since a new Moroccan station has become a member of the EBU.
In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk.
This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL
Were you aware that women blink nearly twice as much as men?
In North Dakota, it is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
"Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier."
- Anonymous Traffic Repor
In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building as a suicide attempt, is death.
The longest flight of a chicken is 13 seconds...
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, titled simply "Whitney Houston", had four number one singles on it?
Did you know that Kinzer?
In New York, dogs may not breed next to a church.
The only European country that is member of the EBU and hasn't participated in the Eurovision Songcontest yet is Vatican City.
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,"uses every letter in
the alphabet.
"See the New York Jets play the Cinncinnati Bagels this Sunday on NBC."
- Announcer on WNBC station
Liechtenstein is the only European country that isn't allowed to participate in the Songcontest because its broadcasting station is not member of the EBU. It tried to participate once but was refused because of it.
In Nebraska, it is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
In Compton, it is against the law to have hip pockets in pants "since that
is a good place to hide liquor."
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress
In Michigan you may not swear in front of women and children.
Italy, Austria, Luxembourgh, Monaco and San Marino have participated in the Song Contest in the past, but have stopped participating in the last few years.
In Indiana, liquor stores may not sell milk.
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
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