Evil Eye

Twas a great show.

my aunt borrowed the first set of DvDs so I can't atm, my dad has this 3 box DvD set with all the movies but doesn't have the first one right now.

Otherwise I would.

You watch James bond if I remember, watching Man with the Golden Gun for the first time right now, I haven't watched a lot of older James Bond movies of the older variety, I've seen everything Golden Eye and Forward and that is it, what is one I should see next in your opinion?

Too important to not pass on

so i just went to view that shadowman video you posted and it isn't ****ing in video format anymore

Just for that, I refuse to AIM for one hour.

(ie, I'm headin out but will be back in about an hour)

*bro fist*

Works for me. :D

Find a game you want to join and I'll /in with you whenever you've got time.

**** just went on my christmas list.
you hyped this so much lol. better not disappoint

i have a ps2 so we'll shoot for the ps1 version.
also, the feel when 3ds won't play youtube videos

why the **** have i never heard of this before
Doors references plus loz-esque holy.

****, but that sounds amazing

system it's on?

It's aight I don't just forget things.

You remember Lost of course.

*couple months after constant recommendation*

"Oh so hey started Lost"
"Awesome whaddya think so far?"
"Well on Season 3 and-"
"Wat"

Well it's funny you keep bombarding me with great quotes at a time I legitimately have an excuse for not playing it lol.

Is that from Shadowman? o.o

Web IM decided to crap out. Lol

Honestly, it's easy to captivate interest when you stomp around a room, but then you subsequently put a target on your head. Better to be humble about these kinds of things, which basically means that unless you're naturally gifted and are also hella attractive, you're gonna have to keep moving up the latter and hope you get noticed, which is pretty time consuming. Granted, things like money/fame are superficial, but women naturally want safety, security, and one hell of a man that they're attracted to, so even if she wants the **** hardcore, you might have to wait in line 'til you're up to snuff with society.

I need to start seriously working out my upper body. My lower body is fine, but my upper could use some muscle. I'm gonna get me a weight set and become the muscle champion.

I do not understand why people obsess over Emma AT ALL. She has no *** and is probably an A or B cup size. She has money, and she played the role of Hermione, but both of those variables are external forces that have nothing to do with genuine sexual attraction. Argh.

Only if it's cool with you if I get it in if the relationship dies. LOL

I did a quick search and she has a kid, plus she's currently dating some rapper named Joe Budden (who is NOT THE FATHER *Jerry Springer voice*). Looks like she's off limits bro , unless you're willing to tackle that shiz anyway, but the only way you could break that up is if you're a sly dog (check), look like Gabriel Aubry (or Olivier Martinez), and have some serious bank to back yourself up. A little fame can go a long way too.

Basically, we're going to get you hella fit. Fit as a motha****a. Your body fat percentage will be like 8%. Then we'll bulk a little. Get you into modeling shape. Get your testosterone levels up so that you're the manliest man and so that you've got a great face. Then we'll style you up. Make sure that you look like the hottest **** since Death Valley. Literally. Now that you look good, you need some kind of fame. Word of mouth to captivate interest. Be damn good at something. Or, with your new found body, maybe you can get into modeling. Whatevz. The word needs to be spread that EE is in the jungle and he comes with a high price.

From there, we roll into a club that she regularly goes to with a snazzy car. Unfortunately, a little superficiality will put you into a competing bracket with other models and shiz, so it's necessary. From there, just be typical EE and I'm pretty sure you can handle. If she's attracted to you, then it's GG.

It is so .

They're 34 HH, presumably all natural according to most sources. She is easily the most "busty" model that still looks amazing.

AND SHE'S SINGLE.

Tell me what must be done to hook up with this beautiful woman goddess.

I ****ing love you.

Get on skype, dawg

I'd head on but got some stuff to do, will be busy for a few hours

I just got that muscle EE, thank you very much!
I will make sure to take care of it and only use it for good.

I understand, EE. I'll try and sum it up without spoiling too much. I also hope my half-baked impressions don't deter you.

The titular character (Covenant) really makes you wonder how in the hell one man---one measly, self-deprecating man--- can be any kind of heroic. He's a self-absorbed, hermetic leper in the post-treatment phase (can't remember the medical term atm) that, through a series of events, gets whisked away to this place known as the Land. The Land is pretty much this place of power, of unimaginable beauty, where rocks and trees are filled with magic and lore. Currently, it is beset by this evil being known as Lord Foul, a malevolent being that exists supernally and is more or less the antithesis to purity and good. He's looking for a way to break free and cut loose on all of Creation.

And guess who he's going to use as a catspaw?

When Covenant eventually discovers some of the people of the Land (or stumbles upon, really. On a ****ing mountain), they gawk and awe at him, do the almost standard "HE'S A LEGENDARY DOOD" schtick. There's some credence here; not only does he bear the same disfigurement as their hero of yore (he's missing three fingers on his left hand), but he also brings with him a substance that is transcendently powerful and rarer than owl's teeth: white gold, in the form of a wedding band, leftover from his old marriage. "The wild magic that destroys peace." Covenant, naturally, thinks this is a load of horse****. He thinks that his psyche is cooking up this melodrama in his head and that it's a dream. Even when the people of the Land manage to "cure" (you'd have to read to understand why I say this loosely) his leprosy, he rationalizes it as, again, his subconscious.

That's basically the beginning of the book, in a nutshell. The greatest strength of this series lie in its characters. Covenant, first and foremost, is the definitive one. Donaldson makes Covenant's flaws understandable and human. He's not a hero. He was a moderately successful writer, but leprosy took that away from him. He was a husband and father, and leprosy took that, too. He's a lonely cripple that doesn't want to be important, doesn't want to be anything to anybody but himself. He doesn't want this supposed power of wild magic. All he has is his disease.

The supporting characters are extremely memorable as well. Most of them tag along with Covenant because of the ascribed, almost messianic status given to him. The best part of this is that these characters DO suffer from Covenant's selfishness at one point or another (one in particular at the beginning when Covenant first arrives in the Land...hoooo boy), and it shows. Faith, fire, necessity, and sometimes desperation; hallmarks to each and every single individual that travels with him. Sure, some like Covenant and some are grateful for some things that he manages to do along the way, but they wither under the weight of his decisions.

(Sidenote: Giants are awesome in this setting. The Bloodguard also hard****ingcore.)

Themes? Well, Covenant's ****ery could comprise just about every fault we as a race possess. Power and powerlessness, too, is also something that rears it's ugly head. Lord Foul's menace is also pervasive; it's not that sort of supermarket evil bent on ruling everything. Foul is hellbent on corrupting the world through despair and spite; tainting the mind and the spirit. Worse still, it's the kinda thoughtlessness and hatred you see in our world, when you get down to it. Donaldson's language is pretty damn flowery, but it makes that **** crystal clear at times.

tl;dr I'm tired. I can't do the series much justice without spoiling everything in the story (which, by the way, is almost pans out like a mystery at times with clever twists).

I hope it piques your interest, EE, though I cam understand if it doesn't. You got any recommendations for me?

Might I suggest a series that's kind of in the same vein as George R.R. Martin's Thrones? It's not quite in that ballpark, but I find that the (oftentimes) unlikable protagonist (like one of the most unwilling heroes ever), the amazing setting, and the overreaching story makes for gewwwwd reading. It's called The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, written by Stephen R. Donaldson (who also wrote Mordant's Need, The Man Who Fought Alone, and The Gap Cycle).

I highly recommend it.

But the best part about that would be the fact that I could do it all.

Because you'd be in a game and so would I.

I should just vote you in my first post the second I roll town, then Marshy you out the game D1. It would never fail. I would be greeted as a prophet and a god by my people.

Yeah, a prophet and a god.

I'll collect some thoughts until you have time to hit me on Skype. I can stay on a little longer but it'd be cool if you could be on by like 2 or 3 pm EEville time.

haha, sounds fine to me

lolll, i have no clue. i saw someone post it one day and was like, "WOW, gold here" and stored it for future uses.

<3 yayy <3

EE, the president that Canada deserves.

Don't get me wrong I'm not getting on your case, just inquiring. I thought a warning was obligatory before a lock :v

Is it even allowed for mods to go straight into a lock without giving a warning first?

massive props for "maximum boss-osity"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3slInVLWC9I i died