DtJ Jungle

Jungle, how do you have an orange username?

To my mom's.

Got stuff to do early in the morning tomorrow and the day after, and can't bother walking to the other end of town and back.

I kinda forgot to mention about leaving beforehand.

Well hold on to that feeling of enjoyment, since I'll be gone from home until atleast Wednesday. Which means no access to Skype or my pictures folder.

Jungle wants to get away

It doesn't matter if you make due,
or make doodoo...
(Excuse me, sorry)
Just turn the music up!
Cause I've got words to say:

gravy

My momma told me "When you write a song,
You don't have to be original.
Just mash up parts of other melodies,
Like 'Express Yourself' and 'Waterfalls'.
Hey HEY HEEEEY
If someone notices and tries to sue,
You can claim that it's just an omage,
Then make a video with whips and chains."
It's a kooky sci-fi gay pride collage!

I'm running out of ideas!
My dress is made of tortillas!
I'm on my last leg baby,
I've got nothing to say!
I'm on a hamster wheel.
So I'll beg, borrow, and steal.
Now I'm grasping at straws.
What if I bang Santa Clause?!

When you don't know what to say,
Just display more T&A.
Check out my butt while I walk away!

Everyone is super gay.
Gay, gay, gay, gay, everyday.
Hey wait.
Did I mention that I'm down with gays?!

Don't be a rainbow: Be a flag.
Don't drink the tea: Just lick the bag.
Don't be shovel: Be a hoe.
Goddamn my voice is really low.

I just don't know what to do anymore...
What if I roll around with goo on the floor?!

(EWW!)

This feels disgusting, and its really cold.
Sometimes its hard to be an attention *****.

I have to cheer up this skeleton,
Cause I convinced him to rip off his skin.

(AEHHH!)

It's hard to tell if he's still mad at me,
Because when he frowns it looks like a grin.

Don't go for second best bab--Wait,
That's the song I ripped off!
Maybe I am second best...
Copy Madonna so much,
I think I'm losing my touch.
I think I'll just put on mom jeans
And a Gap sweater vest!
The only thing left to do,
Is to just start boring you.
I'm going to shop at Kohl's
For some sensible shoes!

They really look like they wanted that cheetos on her face.

Stopppppp

Its soooo kawaiiiiiiii >:[

She sorta looks like she's saying money back or soemthing

You sound really butthurt bro.

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walking the dinosaur

No you stop that.

Also cool wall.

******

I'm gonna do it!

You're not leaving me much choice. I may just have to post that.

where my pomf is law!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMIfU40SVbg

Long ago in a distant bed, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Loli of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable pomf! But a foolish Rapist warrior wielding a magic dong stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in the cushion and flung him into the feathers, where my pomf is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the bed, and undo the future that is Pomf!

http://youtu.be/x57ZPMyS4w0

Genre: Artist: Song title: Album:
I don't know which is the most worst.

I'd want to say "Atleast the song itself is good", but unfortunately it's not even that good compared to other songs of the same genre.

town status: gotten out of

That text message was how bored I was of all the driving I did this weekend

That's really kawaii! I'm glad you are feeling kawaii now.