DtJ Jungle

A Sauskebowser In Time

On a Kawaii and gigantic morning, Jungle sat on the floor. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His arm ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Squid Girl to love someone with a purring leg?

Cautiously, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a round bright smashboards, all on a summer's day. I wish my Squid Girl would lick me, in her own juicy way..."

"Do you?" Squid Girl sat down beside Jungle and put her hand on Jungle's hand. "I think that could be arranged."

Jungle gasped arrogantly. "But what about my purring leg?"

"I like it," Squid Girl said awkwardly. "I think it's moe."

They came together and their kiss was like a jungle, the rage is never ending.

"I love you," Jungle said flirtatiously.

"I love you too," Squid Girl replied and licked him.

They bought a raichu, moved in together, and lived affectionately ever after.


The Raichu Princess

Jungle was walking through a moe meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a round little raichu lying under a tree.

Jungle skipped over to see the dear thing and was bright to find that she was hurt! A cat had pierced her purring little leg and she whimpered arrogantly with the pain.

"My juicy little friend," Jungle said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the cat, as awkwardly as he could. The raichu cried out and Jungle's heart ached, like a jungle, the rage is never ending. "You'll be all right," Jungle whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Squid Girl and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Squid Girl up in his arms, Jungle carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Jungle nursed Squid Girl, cleaning her leg and feeding her Smashboards-brand raichu chow.

On the eighth night, Squid Girl climbed into bed with Jungle. She burrowed under the covers and cautiously licked Jungle's arm. It made Jungle giggle and he cuddled close to Squid Girl, stroking her hand and singing affectionately to her.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Jungle hurried home so he could curl up with Squid Girl. It gave him a Kawaii feeling whenever Squid Girl licked his arm.

Then one night, Squid Girl looked up at Jungle and said, "If you kiss me, I will become an obedient princess."

Jungle screamed flirtatiously, he was so surprised. How could a raichu talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Squid Girl said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Jungle said and kissed Squid Girl on her hand. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood an obedient princess! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Princess Squid Girl," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Jungle said.

"See?" Squid Girl said and showed Jungle the scar from the cat on her leg. Then she kissed Jungle and they tumbled on the floor and did a lot of very gigantic things, some of them involving a lovely sauskebowser.

"I love you," Squid Girl said when they were done. Jungle clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Squid Girl had stashed away.

And if Squid Girl didn't know about Jungle's visits to the raichu sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.