Recent content by Big Rig Randy

Come on guys, bandana dee......lets just step back and think about it for a bit. It's not gonna happen

That's it, I'm going to go drink bleach. I'll see you all in hell

Because your Prius doesn't attract the ladies Because DK/DDD's hitbox isn't completely out of control huge, like Ridley's would be. Plus DDD has that cheesy ass chaingrab.

Don't be jealous of my rig boy

Well then they were on one hell of a peyote trip when they designed Ridley for Other M, that thing looks horrendous. And maybe you haven't realized, but Bowser has been absolutely horrendous in both Melee and Brawl. He has TWO positive matchups total I believe. DK is slightly better but that's...

HE'S ENORMOUS. You already have him towering over the tallest characters in the game, his hitbox would be waaaaay too big. Also, I like how you left out his EXTREMELY LONG TAIL. That'd thing consists of close to half his total length. But worst of all, that thing really doesn't look much like...

No, I ****ing love Ridley, he's cool as hell. But he just wouldn't work. The only way he'd work is if we get some tiny little ***** version of himself. I want Ridley in to play as a badass space dragon, not his pre-teen little brother.

Ridley has no chance. Any theory or whatever you all come up with is just a complete desperate pipe dream, and you know it. So you can go ahead and lock this thread now.

Using characters that should have never been included into the game is a great way to prove your point. yeah as internet friends or something. I'm not going to be discussing character rosters with my next hookup. Her passions should include yoga and eating disorders, not Lip's smash chances.

Thank you for proving my point

If any girl played video games, she'd get made fun of relentlessly, doesn't matter if it's pre-school, grade school, high school, or college. Therefore no actual girls play video games because come on, would you sleep with a chick who follows Smash Bros? tl;dr, only home schooled girls play...

I've never understodd why people want ***** like Black Shadow in the gam, hes been in fzero which hasn't had a knew game since our Lord and Savior George Bush was in office. Plus nobody outside of smelly neckbeards even know what fzero is. That werid mither****er from Earthbound is an even...

Rosalina being in has no effect on freaking Impa, come on now, this isn't some Butterfly Effect ripple nonsense

No, that's completely false. I don't want to see obscure garbage characters like Lip in just because she'd be "refreshing". That's like saying you'd love to see Jerry Sandusky in Smash due to the appalling lack of child molesters in the roster.

The argument saying that female characters attracts more female players is complete garbage. There are zero white supremacist characters and I still love Smash Bros.