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--THE ALPHA GUNDAM vs DOGYSAMICH!! WHO IS BLACKER?! -- TODAY'S THE FINAL STRETCH!!

Who is Blacker?

  • Alpha Gundam

    Votes: 84 44.4%
  • Dogysamich

    Votes: 105 55.6%

  • Total voters
    189
  • Poll closed .
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Gerbil

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Fuking hacks...

How the he11 is Dogy at 100 and Alpha with the same score for the past two days?

Ya'll bullishtin'. lol xD j/p...The black man apparently won this one. -___-
Wrong.

In the words of Alpha himself "Well... even if Dogy wins the poll, I actually win the "being blacker" part because we all know real black men don't ever win anything at all."

XDDDDDDDDD had me rofling
 

just1111

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1. i am blacker than either of you could ever hope to be... at least according to black stereotypes

2. fail

3. i came out of retirement to say this
 

DP's Mario

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Wrong.

In the words of Alpha himself "Well... even if Dogy wins the poll, I actually win the "being blacker" part because we all know real black men don't ever win anything at all."

XDDDDDDDDD had me rofling
Heck yeah...

Dogy if you win this ****, you fail. Lol the number of votes you got represents the number of fail coming at ya, buddy. xD

No black man never win **** from what I know!
 

Dogysamich

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1. i am blacker than either of you could ever hope to be... at least according to black stereotypes
2. fail
3. i came out of retirement to say this
WTF. White people tryin to get all up in our **** now? Why dont you go the **** back to the retirement home, sit on your rockin chair and watch the low tier Price is Right with Drew Carey. Yeah I went there.

Heck yeah...

Dogy if you win this ****, you fail. Lol the number of votes you got represents the number of fail coming at ya, buddy. xD

No black man never win **** from what I know!
Hey, this is just proof that we really are the blackest. Cause whoever "wins", really cant win. Black people cant win. Therefore, we're black. Done.

XD
 

Dark Sonic

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Hey, this is just proof that we really are the blackest. Cause whoever "wins", really cant win. Black people cant win. Therefore, we're black. Done.

XD
That means that whoever wins really loses. But that also means that whoever loses actually wins, but we know that black people really can't win anything, so that means that the loser can't be black because he actually won by the other person winning, causing them to lose.

Let the paradox commence.
 

Mike G

███████████████ 100%
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no

but why is this based on dumb stereotypes cant it just be whos the blackest
becauase just being black/AfricanAmerican isn't enough for them. it always has to be "black" -sigh-


I'm actually Part Dominican btw. Thanks pops lol
 

Asdioh

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Wrong.

In the words of Alpha himself "Well... even if Dogy wins the poll, I actually win the "being blacker" part because we all know real black men don't ever win anything at all."

XDDDDDDDDD had me rofling
wow lol, now I don't know who to vote for.

I'm thinking of voting for Dogy, because there's a picture with him and Vulpix, and Vulpix is like the blackest pokemon ever.

But Alpha got tased >_>

I only read page 1 and page 6 (I'm on 40 posts per page) so I might have missed something...

I think this thread would have been quickly closed if it was made anywhere other than here lolol
 

Dark Iori Yagami

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we agreed to this last week darkie!

It's either do it this week like we planned on or we let it go till the thing is supposed to finish.

Which is like, march 26th or so.
Which is when it should end, the date it was set to. I mean why would you want to end it early. We both know this is for keeps, for the next however many tournies we all meet at. So lets keeps this going dogy-san. pls do it for the one and only good m2 player you know. Inner thoughts (this is my Saturday morning).
 

Dogysamich

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Holy ****. This just in

JX31 was just placed in a police lineup.

I think jeff just got some black credibility. Now he's about as black as....... gerbil?
 

Laijin

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Holy ****. This just in

JX31 was just placed in a police lineup.

I think jeff just got some black credibility. Now he's about as black as....... gerbil?
I thought Gerbil was at the very end of the white to black spectrum

If it was drawn out: This is what it would look like.
(White) Gerbil ----------------------------------------Dogy & Alpha(Black)
Everyone else is somewhere in between there.
So you can't possibly rise UP to the Gerbil level, unless JX31 was whiter than your average white person
 

Gerbil

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I thought Gerbil was at the very end of the white to black spectrum

If it was drawn out: This is what it would look like.
(White) Gerbil ----------------------------------------Dogy & Alpha(Black)
Everyone else is somewhere in between there.
So you can't possibly rise UP to the Gerbil level, unless JX31 was whiter than your average white person
Wat...

You don' even KNO 'bout dat black card XDDDDDDD....

that keeps getting swiped...
 

Dogysamich

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actually, im 99% sure that there has been a ****ton of alt'ing up in here for me to have a 20 point lead over alpha.

It's pretty ridiculous. >.>
 

Handorin

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Ya, that's the only way it did happen. Your count went sky high about the same the cheating happened in the social name poll. (lol, high. >_>)
 

Dogysamich

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and this game's winner is.

EH, NOBODY!

I know there had to be some alting going down, and as pointed out before, black people cant win anything. SO THIS POLL WAS A PARADOX. :(

Atleast I'm the most popular darkie? I guess? ... na.

Fun cancelled. Least the trash talk was good.
 
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