--THE ALPHA GUNDAM vs DOGYSAMICH!! WHO IS BLACKER?! -- TODAY'S THE FINAL STRETCH!!

[Dogysamich]

note that this poll will close March 7th at midnight. It got too hype too quick. 8D

The Alpha Gundam
vs
Dogysamich

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THE TIME FOR TALK IS OVER. THE TIME FOR DEBATE IS OVER. THE TIME TO CHOOSE IS NOW.

One of the greatest debates in the South is about to be decided right now. Ever since he's stepped onto the scene back in.... 06? (I think), Dogysamich has been a threat in the night to the at-the-time undisputed blackest maa****er ever. The Alpha Gundam.

Since then, insults have been hurled, threats have been announced, and friendly games of Smash have escalated into full scale confrontations in a battle for the coveted title of "The Blackest Man Ever."

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There is not contest in the credibility of their blackness. You can clearly see that all other people pale in comparision to these 2 Black Stallions. Get all of the other options out of your head.

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Look at these two innocent people. Scared ghost white because they are in the presence of such blackness. You might not have even noticed what is causing their fear because Alpha and Dogy are just shades darker than the normal eye can detect.

-72, -72, -72 on the RGB scale.
THAT'S RIDICULOUSLY BLACK.

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You cannot drop your guard around these two double negatives. The only hope you have to spot them in the night is the pearly whites of their teeth and pure determination radiating from the whites of their eyes.

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But again, this isnt a question of their blackness. That is an established fact that you should have read about in your history class in middle school.

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The question is.

Who

is

BLACKER!??!!?!?

IT IS NOW YOUR TIME TO DECIDE.

(pictures provided by Hidden. Thank you so much for ****-quality pictures!!)

note that this poll will close March 7th at midnight. It got too hype too quick. 8D

 

[XIF]

It's a tie in my book, but for me the tie-breaker is who's the more obnoxiously loud black man?

In that case it is no question.

+1 vote to dogy.

 

[Tom]

+1 to dogy. black is not only a skin tone but a state of being, of which dogy absolutely reeks.

 

[otg]

Dogy all day.

 

[Prac352]

Alpha's been tazed. 'Nuff said.

 

[Dark Iori Yagami]

LOL Alpha is just holding back +1

ps That just happened

 

[Laijin]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES....

Will this new threat prove to be a challenge to those two young black men?

 

[XIF]

a New Challenger Approaches....

will This New Threat Prove To Be A Challenge To Those Two Young Black Men?

KO!

DOGY Wins!

PERFECT!

 

[Life After Death]

LOL dam their almost as black as blue brazilian people

 

[Alternate275]

Alpha has been tazed and been in Jail before.
+1 Alpha

 

[Dogysamich]

Get that nonsense out.

Posting up a picture with only white people, and you still look like you kinda blend in with them.

Get that nonsense outta here!

 

[XIF]

I demand a new topic on this story of Alpha being tazed.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Alpha has been tazed and been in Jail before.
+1 Alpha

YESH
I have been tazed and went to jail on the same day
VOTE FOR ALPHA <.<

 

[NES n00b]

It was a hard choice. Alpha seems a little darker and has been tazed/gone to jail but Doggy is a loud obnoxious black man. I just had to go Dogy sorry Alpha. =(

 

[MarsFool!]

Im so glad Im a light skinned pretty ni66a :D

Alpha is blacker, dogy is funnier.

 

[Dogysamich]

I paid my last door fee in change. I have no job. I currently consider the dollar menu "Fine Dining". And I've had my current pair of shoes longer than I have had my smash career.

-edit-
It has also just occured to me one of the biggest black facts ever. I cant even afford to have a **** crew.

VOTE FOR DOGY!!

 

[Laijin]

Being broke makes you more black now?
I think getting tazed by the police is blacker than that.
Alpha wins.

 

[Rx-]

I collect black people.

 

[XIF]

I currently consider the dollar menu "Fine Dining".

That's just the simple plain old truth.

@Alpha: tazed for what??? (as in what did they say, we know it's cause you're black, but what was the white man's reason?

 

[Dogysamich]

@Alpha: tazed for what??? (as in what did they say, we know it's cause you're black, but what was the white man's reason?

Well, I didnt want to start throwing low blows yet, but lets go.

Cause I mean, it's clearly obvious that Alpha got tazed because he tried to rob KFC and got caught.

Now, on the surface, everybody wants to say "Man, that must mean he's really black." But if you look deeper into the situation, you'll realize that I'm broke as **** and drive 2 hours to show up to pretty much everything. That means I'm robbin people too, I'm just black enough to not get caught.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

I paid my last door fee in change. I have no job. I currently consider the dollar menu "Fine Dining". And I've had my current pair of shoes longer than I have had my smash career.

-edit-
It has also just occured to me one of the biggest black facts ever. I cant even afford to have a **** crew.

VOTE FOR DOGY!!

It is also a know fact that Dogy does not like watermelon
VOTE FOR ALPHA XD

 

[Laijin]

Come on guise. Vote for me.
RX tried make me pick his cotton.
I don't have a job.
I drink kool-aid like its water.
I **** chunky white *****es.
Watermelon is my fav. fruit.

At least vote for Alpha if not me. He got tazed.

 

[Dogysamich]

It is also a know fact that Dogy does not like watermelon
VOTE FOR ALPHA XD

THAT'S UNCALLED FOR SIR.

It's ok though. Atleast I can safely consume grape soda drank without harsh side effects.

IM GOING TO PRACTICE MY BEATBOXING FOR THE NEXT BIG TOURNEY. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BEATBOXING WAS NEEDED AT FAST1 AGAIN? Oh that's right! You couldnt even step up to the mic and freestyle!

 

[XIF]

I like how dogy is playing with his new mod toys.

Changed his title at least 3 times in the past hour, if not more.

 

[Prac352]

Well, I didnt want to start throwing low blows yet, but lets go.

Cause I mean, it's clearly obvious that Alpha got tazed because he tried to rob KFC and got caught.

Now, on the surface, everybody wants to say "Man, that must mean he's really black." But if you look deeper into the situation, you'll realize that I'm broke as **** and drive 2 hours to show up to pretty much everything. That means I'm robbin people too, I'm just black enough to not get caught.

WRONG!

Alpha is so black he got tazed for no reason.

 

[Laijin]

THAT'S UNCALLED FOR SIR.

It's ok though. Atleast I can safely consume grape soda drank without harsh side effects.

IM GOING TO PRACTICE MY BEATBOXING FOR THE NEXT BIG TOURNEY. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BEATBOXING WAS NEEDED AT FAST1 AGAIN? Oh that's right! You couldnt even step up to the mic and freestyle!

wtf. Alpha can't freestyle OR beatbox?
VOTE FOR DOGY.

 

[Dogysamich]

I like how dogy is playing with his new mod toys.

Changed his title at least 3 times in the past hour, if not more.

Well, to be fair, i got rid of the blacker than alpha title, cause that's currently under debate.

And then "Louded Mofo Ever" just looked kinda... dumb. XD

 

[Frames]

dogy looks like a stuck match so honestly is there any choice here? i think not

 

[XIF]

I say we put alpha and Dogy in black jumpsuits and put them in the shadows of the waba building at night time, and ask passerby's how many people they can spot.

Whoever hides better wins.

make sure not to smile.

dogy looks like a stuck match so honestly is there any choice here? i think not

bingo. your new title.

 

[Dogysamich]

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And since everybody wants to hang on this, im going to expose the truth!!!!

Alpha got tazed for educational purposes. Im not even in school. What kinda real black man gets a higher education?!?

(.... sneaks out the back door)

 

[Prac352]

Im not even in school. What kinda real black man gets a higher education?!?

You've already graduated . . .

 

[Dogysamich]

Prove it!!!!!

 

[Laijin]

I thought I saw Alpha in this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
0:30
He is in the background of the guy talking. You can barely see him.

 

[Prac352]

People have named their their team "Alpha's Big Black C0CK!"


Is this really still a contest?

 

[XIF]

But Dogy is a struck match...

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Prac knows whats up
and yes Dogy has graduate from Valdosta state
which means he is more educate than I am

 

[Dogysamich]

Prac knows whats up
and yes Dogy has graduate from Valdosta state
which means he is more educate than I am

You still cant prove it. It's just your word vs mine!

 

[XIF]

Prac knows whats up
and yes Dogy has graduate from Valdosta state
which means he is more educate than I am

It's not about what some paper says, its about how you show yourself.

Dogy presents himself as a man far more ignorant than you.

It's about appearance.

 

[Frames]

calm down with the accusations people im sure dogy just stole that degree from someone and then changed the name

 

[Alternate275]

Ahhhhh..... I remember I once compared Alpha to a black marker. Amazingly enough, I couldn't tell. So then we turned the lights off. But when we did, I couldn't see the marker cuz it blended in...

HOWEVER, Alpha stood out for a different reason. I saw an even darker silhouette than the darkness itself