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ALL HAIL ALPHA!!!! The king of the shadows!!
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--THE ALPHA GUNDAM vs DOGYSAMICH!! WHO IS BLACKER?! -- TODAY'S THE FINAL STRETCH!!
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nevershootme
Smash Master
oh snap it's 50/50 on the votes, tie breaker!
NES n00b
Smash Master
He was the tiebreaker you scrub.
Dark Iori Yagami
Smash Lord
Luckily I be teh asian. .........<.<........>.>......>.<
Dynomite
Smash Champion
50 50 cmon alpha get on the news or something.. dont do anything tho, just drive past a highway trooper or something. make sure u have some chicken with you. and a Gamecube controller.. wear a samush shirt.
Vts
Smash Champion
ur about as asian as a donkey entering a horse race...
GL dogy i voted for u!!!!!
Dogy is really black.
Yes they can.
Why do you think I havent been tazed and thrown in jail yet?!
CAUSE IM BLACKER THAN YOU?
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note that this poll will close March 7th at midnight. It got too hype too quick. 8D
Ganons Pride
Smash Rookie
Let's tie it up again!
nevershootme
Smash Master
there's gotta be someone even blacker than you 2
Gerbil
Smash Champion
Die in a fire. Noone is blacker than Alpha...
*watches as the Gundam starts to fire up and anihilate ****... then realizes nigg@s can't steer or drive, yet alone operate machinery*
...
(I liked Jack's cotton field joke with the computers... too funny XD)
Loto
Smash Ace
LOOK WHOSE WINNING SON.
just to make things interesting. Lol.
just to make things interesting. Lol.
Laijin
Smash Hero
You mean both of them?
Its 54/54
REAL *****S MAIN DOC
ergo, Dogy is the realist ***** between the two, so he's blacker.
ergo, Dogy is the realist ***** between the two, so he's blacker.
XIF
Smash Master
Dogy wins for posting black monopoly.
Gerbil
Smash Champion
Wrong.
Alpha found the Black Monopoly picture. Thing is, Alpha is so black he can barely use technology so he had to have a less ignorant negroe male (Dogy) post it. If Dogy was so black, he wouldn't have known how to do that in the first place; but he did know. Thus, Alpha is blacker.
Dark Ryu
Smash Ace
Alpha wins. haha this poll is wayy to close.
h1roshi
Smash Hero
lol, with my vote, it is now perfectly tied. 59 to 59.
i voted for dogy!
hes too black. his voice and loudness alone are too black.
-hiro
i voted for dogy!
hes too black. his voice and loudness alone are too black.
-hiro
It is true that alpha sent me the pic (i've seen it before, who hasnt?), but technology? That's not even the case.Wrong.
Alpha found the Black Monopoly picture. Thing is, Alpha is so black he can barely use technology so he had to have a less ignorant negroe male (Dogy) post it. If Dogy was so black, he wouldn't have known how to do that in the first place; but he did know. Thus, Alpha is blacker.
I'm so much faster than him that I ran all the way to the smashboards server and made that post.
And if you want to get into technology and why "blackies are so bad", why am I so bad that I made this poll for 30 days and cant edit/close it. (THE POLL WILL BE DONE WAY BEFORE 30 DAYS, DONT WORRY)
Gerbil
Smash Champion
At least you got as far as being able to post anything at all. I have to go to Alpha's house every morning just to remind him how a Power On button works so he can even get the computer to run. And don't even get me started on teaching him how to use a mouse... he still thinks he should buy a pet cat to take care of it.
Real *****s dont want cats.
They want pitbulls and rottweilers to keep in their backyard on a chain and throw meat at them periodically.
AntiC
Smash Journeyman
Dogy is winning, but **** by one vote, this is insane.
61/61 WHERE ARE YOU CURRENTLY LOCATED ALPHA?!!?
Where?!
are you.
presently
RESIDING?!!??!?!!?
Where?!
are you.
presently
RESIDING?!!??!?!!?
nevershootme
Smash Master
the greatest poll ever....
Handorin
Smash Hero
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Isnt in a house with the rest of his (extended) family?
Mith_
Smash Champion
Do you mean black black or black black?
Vts
Smash Champion
doesn't matter if they both squeal like a pig when i'm done having fun with them now does it......
go dogy!
Smooth Criminal
Da Cheef
ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA
Let's see if my Voodoo will attract a black guy.
Smooth Criminal
Let's see if my Voodoo will attract a black guy.
Smooth Criminal
Hidden. I actually dont know if he has an account (I dont remember EVER seeing him on the boards).
Alpha and I were talkin to him about his camera at IHOP, he said the lens was... $2000 if i remember right? He's looking to be a professional photographer. The pictures he takes are **** tier. If you're on stalkerbook (read: facebook), you outta friend him just to look at his stuff (especially the TO4 pictures).
It's upper-god tier, and that's beyond broken.
PolMex23
Smash Champion
lol
lol
ahhh....this too good
62-63 dogys favor
lol
ahhh....this too good
62-63 dogys favor
Hidden is a mad cool bro too.
PolMex23
Smash Champion
>?
what
what
he's talkin 'bout my post about the pictures.
Hidden = the man who took the pictures.
Hidden = the man who took the pictures.
Gerbil
Smash Champion
No they don't. We all know all a real black man does is get scared of dogs. At least with a cat he can say he got some ***** XD.
Oh. I also wanted to point out Alpha's insane ability to run. We were at a tourny at some point (no **** right? lol), and myself, Pikachad, Chaddd, FM, and a few others were outside when a couple of guys decided to run across the road to the gas station for some food or something (or maybe it was a fast food place? anyways). Alpha was undecided, and the rest of the group was across the road. Suddenly, Alpha decided to go along....
that ***** virtually teleported at the speed he had ran. I swear, if he had been running any faster, the sound barrier would've been broken.
Can Dogy run that fast? No. ^_^
First point about cats and dogs is obviously wrong. This is a common fact. I dont even need to argue it as you just dug a small hole for alpha.
Second, you must have forgotten about going to ihop at TGMTSBCO when I showed my incredible speed to dip across the street at like, 1am or so. Alpha was so slow he couldnt ever get up off the floor.
Gerbil
Smash Champion
You can't count that IHOP trip. ALL of us dipped across the street. (Except Jared, who decided to walk a full block up the road to use the crosswalk, and then walk back down on the other side LOL <3 Jared).
There is no such thing as a small hole for Alpha. Because when Alpha uses his massive ****, all (underage blonde white female) holes become large if you get what I'm saying XD.
(Yes I did have to add that parenthetical in there to prevent any attempts to misconstrue(sp?) what I was typing LOL)
Only white girl Alpha can get is Samus, and apparently she dont want anything to do with her anymore. Ditchin her *** to hang with the homies.
Hangin with his homie Captain Falcon.
HOMIES OVER HOES.
Hangin with his homie Captain Falcon.
HOMIES OVER HOES.
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