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We've gathered here today for the trial of Phoenix Wright. The question: will he be excluded from from the next Smash Bros. installment?
So, is the defense ready?
The defense is ready, Your Honor.
Is the prosecution ready?
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Yes, Your Honor.
Your opening statement, then, please.
The prosecution has no comments to make at this time. I'd like to defer the
opening statement to Trite, Your Honor. I have a feeling he'll say something
that will win this trial for me, Your Honor.
Geez... how bad at my job does he think I am?
In that case... Mr. Wright? An opening statement, please?
Very well, Your Honor. I'd like to correct a logical fallacy that is gripping this court.
Many people are saying that I have no chance because another Capcom character,
Mega Man, is already in the game. To this I say...
In order for Capcom to have allowed Mega Man in the game, Nintendo has to be in contact
with them. This means that it is very possible for them to work in a second Capcom character
in addition to Mega Man.
The "one rep for Capcom" reasoning... is blatantly FALSE!
SINCE CAPCOM IS ALREADY IN COMMUNICATION WITH NINTENDO,
THEY ARE MORE LIKELY TO ADD IN ANOTHER CHARACTER!
This seems reasonable, ind---
Although the prosecution concedes this may be the case...
you have to admit that you are not popular, obvious, or requested enough to
become a playable character in this loaded roster, Trite! You're popular in
Japan... but you're not legendary like the other contenders for a third-party rep!
Why, yes, this seems reasonable! You just aren't on the cards, this time, Mr. Wr---
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Very well, then. I see that there are no objections, so I hereby declare the defendant, Phoenix Wright...
HIGHLY DOUBTFUL
.5% chance
But of course, since this took such a long time to make, it's quite obvious that you get a 100% want, Mr. Wright.
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