Another one from the welder from Louisiana..... I had to endure 10 of these so you guys get another one. Lol.
I was walking down the road one day, and happened to see Mrs. Singleton on her porch with 3 young men I hadn't seen before. I decided to walk up and say, "why hello Mrs. Singleton, how are you? Are these your nephews?" And she said "Oh no baby, them my lovers" and I said "lovers? as in plural?" She said "Yes... do you have a problem with that?" I said oh no Mrs. Singleton. What are their names?" And she replied "Oh, them my Leroy's." And I said, "You mean Leroy, right?" She replies "No, they all named Leroy" and I had to ask, "Well, how do you tell them apart?"
And she said "I name 'em after soda pop" and I said "Soda pop?? Ok Mrs Singleton, what's HIS name?" And she said "Oh that's Leroy Dr. Pepper." "Why Mrs Singleton, because he drinks a lot of Dr Pepper?" She said, "Oh no, that's his name cause he goes to work like a doctor and he's hot like a pepper!" I said wheeew, I see! Well what's HIS name? "Oh, that's Leroy Mountain Dew" and I said Mrs Singleton, "I know it's not because he drinks a lot of mountain dew, why do you call him that?" And she said, "Cause baby when he mounts me, he know what to do" and I said ok Mrs Singleton, what about the last one? What's his name? And she said "Oh that's Leroy Jack Daniels"
Mrs Singleton, "That ain't no soda pop, Jack Daniels is a hard liquor" and she said "Wheeew!!, thats my Leroy!!"
