Battle of the Pics!

[Revolutions]

This Regular Guy wins because he exists, unlike those lame video game characters.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Holy crap, enough with the Mario.

Death to you, infedels.

 

[Cerebrate]

Stalin died of a stroke. Not so big now, are we?

 

[paperboy]

Floating upside down heads don't get strokes, now do they?

 

[DARKsideofMARTH]

ahh yes but this guy can break the jar and beat down your people

 

[Mic_128]

The guy gets flashed in the eyes and drops the hammer.

 

[Dale]

I first thought that removing the batteries would solve the problem, but alas...that's a non-battery opperated flashlight. You're supposed to shake it to get it to turn on, something about a magnet and creating electricity. =)
So, anywho I think the easiest way to defeat would be to just take the dang thing apart and eat the tiniest pieces you can find. Who ever eats the most pieces wins! Yay

 

[Thwick]

Gonna be tough to unscrew anything when it's held together with nails.

 

[Lightning Snake]

Someday It'll rust! Rust I tell you! Muahahahahahaha!

 

[Dale]

Ahh, but the rust will never occur if you get at it with THIS!

 

[SakuraPichu]

I believe its flamable

BURN!

 

[paperboy]

BEATEN BY THE OBVIOUS!

 

[INFESTD]

Froze, *****.

 

[Gold_Darkness]

Once this Pokemon awakens, all the water and ice in the world will be gone do to melting and evaporation.


Hey, it was either this or a set of pictures connecting the Republicans and their anti-enviroment policies to the rise of global warming and the melting of glacier ices all over.

 

[GoldShadow]

Not if he's forced to go back into the pokeball...

 

[CaptainFalcon23]

Ash's Pikachu will never go into a pokeball

 

[McFox]

I vote that rust and Gold_Darkness be ejected from this topic with a catapult.

All seriousness aside, how many times do we have to freaking see rust in this topic? Can't you unimaginitive cretins think of anything to beat metal besides rust? And G_D, well, that was just over-the-top LAMENESS to the r0xx0r or whatever (like I care if I can talk LeeT correctly).

Pikachu succumbs to obviously the best singer in the Pokémon world, Jigglypuff.

(If you are not Gold_Darkness, CaptainFalcon23, or someone else who I don't like, just ignore this last part and post as you normally would. Hint for whoever follows this post, you can take this post in one of two directions. You can continue with Pokémon, or you can go to music. Those are your only two options.)

 

[ultimaiq2]

How about we just shove every bad post and Jigglypuff into this chest.

 

[Creature_85]

How about if we burn that chest?

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

That dragon better watch out.

 

[Cerebrate]

pwn3d

 

[GoldShadow]

Guess where this Luke Skywalker is going...

 

[soroush123]

Chewy owns all!

 

[Bahamut]

And the hairless Wookie dies of shame!

 

[DARKsideofMARTH]

your nair a-splode

 

[Gold_Darkness]

(is emotionally disraught over McFox's words)

This will run over the bazooka.

 

[Bahamut]

This, ladies and gentlemen, is a sticky bomb. It uses a standard G.I. sock, about a pound of C-4, and is covered in tar. Stuck to wheels of a tank, the treads get knocked off in the explosion, immobilizing it.

PWNED by SAVING PRIVATE RYAN

EDIT: Though I despise the frequent occurence of Pokemon in this thread, (and nuclear weapons, for that matter. Nukes own all, we GET it. Do something original) I'm gonna have to say that Gold_Darkness' post on the previous page was a logical one.

If you ever played Pokemon Ruby, Groudon gets awakened and all of the ice caps melt in the world, causing the place to be almost totally flooded.

Shutting up now.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

You get shot before you can place the bomb.

 

[Osco316]

This sniper takes out your person before they can shoot the bomb-layer

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Your sniper gets taken out by a grenade.

 

[choknater]

hello my name is ralph and my frend golem will not die of a grenade

In other words:
Golem can survive a grenade.

 

[soroush123]

I belive that beats it. (I haven't played Poke'mon for a long time)

 

[SakuraPichu]

After soaking up the water, the pretty flowers can grow now.

 

[SS4Ricky]

Real men don't do flowers

 

[ultimaiq2]

Real men join the army, if not. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

 

[Bahamut]

Bill Clinton is ashamed of the repeated usage of Pokemon and tanks (seriously, they were used on the LAST FREAKING PAGE), cuts the defense budget, and turns the tank into 10,000,000 soda cans.

 

[cheeseguy]

 

[INFESTD]

Huh?

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

 

[Cerebrate]

Please. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.